Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at P. Diddy's Cannes yacht party last night.

I don't think it's a stretch if I say Lindsay Lohan has never looked happier than she does when she's with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.In fact, Lindsay actually looked really gorgeous and her hair isn't even dark. I also like her whore dress. Whores know how to rock the whore dresses just right, with confidence. You can't go skank and then tug on your shit all night because you don't want an upskirt. Instead you wear short skirts and dresses, then bend over. That's how you do it. And her heels are cute too.

I can't hate. This is true lust and I'm happy for the both of them! :)

And according to reports, Samantha has ‘pretty much moved in’ with Lohan in order to help keep the troubled singer/actress clean and sober. According to an insider, “Sam still has her own place, but she spends every night at Lindsay’s,” to keep her from being tempted back into drinking and drugs.

Not really surprised. But these two make one hell of a mismatched looking couple. And you know Sam has to use a strap-on on Linds day and night cause she can't survive without dick.

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We all have it wrong about Samantha Ronson. According to one of Lindsay's friends, she's a good influence for Linds and tries to keep her in check.

"People who know Lindsay and know Sam know she's a good influence in Lindsay's life. Sam has stopped Lindsay from destructive behavior in the past, and where most people want something from Lindsay, Sam doesn't. She's not an enabler - she doesn't do drugs. She's completely stable."

Asked for comment about her reputation as a "bad influence," Ronson told us, "It's frustrating that I have to make a comment about my friends, but apparently taking the high road only generates false allegations. Those who know me know the truth. I'm not sure where or why these rumors started, but that's all they are."

Do you buy any of this? I have a hard time believing her with these pics that circulated back in June. Good friends don't hold your hoodie up for the paps to get a good picture when you're totally fugged up out of your mind.

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Lindsay Lohan met up with her lesbian friend/rumored lover/enabler Samantha Ronson yesterday.

Who knows how many problems Samantha is responsible for? It does look like they wear the same pants size. And if Lindz is ever caught with drugs again it has nothing to do with having an addiction, it's just because she's wearing someone else's pants.

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