Sandra Bullock

OH YES SHE DID! Sandra Bullock has found the best way to explain her pain after she found out that Jesse James was rubbing tattoos with Michelle Bombshell McGee and several other women. Sandra tells the Associated Press that she had no plans to return to acting again after her embarrassing split.

"I was perfectly content to be permanently broken. I honestly didn't think I was in a place where I wanted to work or wanted to step out of where I was. ... I wasn't prepared. But the opportunity was louder than my head."

Director Stephen Daldry encouraged Sandy to get back to acting and she caved. Bullock's new movie is Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, which is based on a book. Jesse James' ex was able to remember that she truly enjoys working.

"We had a great time. I wanted to have an amazing time with him and, fortunately, Mr. Daldry presented it. In every possible way, it was the best!"

Besides being in the public eye and embarrassing his wife by cheating on her with other women, what makes Jesse so despicable to me is that he put in so much effort to trash talk Sandra as often as possible while praising Kat Von D. Success is the best revenge! Jesse isn't worth quitting your job over. Good for Sandra!!

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We all know Jesse James is a contender for world's biggest douche bag, but now he's returning to reality television, and proving in the process that he may be the worst PR dumb-@ss currently living.

Jesse James on American Chopper

The above clip is a preview of "American Choppers: The Build-Off" and it features Jesse doing what he does best - building a motorcycle. The episode also shows Jesse doing something else he does very well - being a colossal a-hole. Asked about his departure from the world of bike building, Jesse says, “I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore."

Yep. His wife of 5 years is apparently "some Hollywood actress" and Jesse turned his back on the crew that helped make him famous as soon as he landed himself an A-lister. Just the kind of classy behavior we've come to expect from the adulterous neo-Nazi we all know and love.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are totally hooking up now, but this f*ckship apparently isn’t without some major ‘that b!tch stole my man’ drama. Ok! magazine reports that Ryan ditched Sandra Bullock to jump on the  Blake Lively bandwagon. Also known as her ever-present cleavage.

“Sandra is crushed. She’s doing her absolute best to hold her head high and act as if she’s not bothered, but the truth is, she’s very hurt."

The source continued: "For a while things between [Ryan and Sandra] were going so well, and she really got her hopes up...But then all of a sudden, Ryan went cold on her.”

While I partly feel sad that Sandy’s waaay too classy to throw chairs and pull hair, I’m still not sure that I believe Ryan Reynolds was ever dating Sandra Bullock (didn’t really buy it in The Proposal either).

Regardless, there’s a greater issue at hand here. This frequent bunny hopping from relationship to relationship seems to be an epidemic thing and it’s half-driving me crazy. I swear, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are part of some secret Hollywood club where they sit around with a dice and think about all the possible combinations they can rearrange themselves into.

Sorry, Eva Mendes--you have a lot to live up to, girl! Ryan Gosling has hooked up with a slew of pretty ladies, but only two have managed to actually capture his heart. The sexy actor told The Times that his ex-girlfriends Sandra Bullock and Rachel McAdams were the best (girlfriends) he’s ever had.

He said, “I had two of the greatest girlfriends of all time. I haven’t met anybody who could top them.”

And, like everyone who’s pretty and famous and needs something to blame when their relationship moves away from ‘happy, happy fun times’ land, Ryan accuses Hollywood for messing up his relationships.

“Show business is the bad guy. When both people are in show business it’s too much show business. It takes all of the light, so nothing else can grow.”

Damn, I bet he writes excellent emo poetry.

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It's somewhat ironic that Sandra Bullock shares her birthday with Taylor Momsen. After all, Taylor is the newly-legal aspiring queen of skanks, and Sandra is the middle-aged, but still hot anti-skank. She's the friendly neighborhood MILF who warns you to stay away from girls like Taylor.

Anyway, Sandra turned 47 today and she couldn't have asked for a better present than seeing her world-class d-bag ex-husband, Jesse James, get dropped like a hot rock by his tattooed Gollum of a girlfriend, Kat Von D. What more could a cheated-on wife ask for?

Happy birthday, Sandra. Here's wishing you continued happiness and success. Just stay away from the douche bags. You have enough experience by now that you should be able to spot them pretty easily.

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Jesse James is trying very hard to change the fact that everyone and their mother thinks he’s the scummiest scum on earth. But he is failing so freaking badly, it hurts. Jesse just can’t seem to understand why America still hates him after that one time he cheated on his ex-wife, Sandra Bullock, with a questionable-Nazi-sympathizer who looks like a cross between X-rated roadkill and Hot Topic skank.

His latest futile attempt to show that he’s really not a bad guy comes in the form of his new fame-whorish tell-all book The Outlaw. Jesse uses ‘deep’ faux-poetic language in an attempt to justify the fact that he is a total dickhead, but now he’s spewing this infuriating crap out in the open so that everyone can hear it.

While promoting his memoir, Jesse told Howard Stern on his radio show that sex with fiance Kat Von D is “100 percent” better than sexy time with Sandra Bullock. I have half a mind to punch this dude in the face. 

He also tries to explain why the public should forgive him for his philandering, but I’m just not buying it:  "Just because I cheated on my wife and got busted for it, and it became a whole media s--tstorm, it doesn't mean that I'm not valuable. I'm sorry it happened. I'm sorry it went down the way it did, but I forgive myself and now I can move on."

Okay. What totally matters in this situation is whether or not you forgive yourself. Think again, bucko!

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...Trips to Sexytown, am I right?! Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been denying that they're dating for weeks now, trying to convince the world that they're nothing more than two recently divorced friends. Right. Friends who just happen to hang out all through the holidays and take intimate private vacations to secluded places together.

Sandra and Ryan have been taking secretive jaunts to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, a town with a population of about 8,000. Why would two recently divorced people want to take off for a cold, quiet place where their nearest neighbor is 20 miles away? Oh yeah, so they can bang like drunken rabbits without the neighbors and tabloids blowin' up their spot. It all makes sense.

Some people might think it strange that Ryan would go from Scarlett Johansson, pretty much the hottest chick alive, to Sandra Bullock, who is, 12 years older than Ryan and...well, not the hottest chick alive. In fact, I looked it up and she doesn't even crack the top 3 billion. We have to bear in mind, however, that Ryan has a thing for elderly, slightly fugly @ss. This is the guy who dated Alanis Morisette for 5 years before pulling the biggest upgrade in the history of upgrades and trading her in for Scarlett. So, now it looks like he's moved on to Sandra, and I say good for both of them. Ryan might come off as slightly douchey sometimes, but he's not gonna run off and catch some undiscovered STDs from a tattoed herpes monster like Sandra's last dude.

Sandra Bullock's divorce from Jesse James is now final. Sandra and Jesse signed the last documents last week. The conditions are being kept private and a Travis Country, Texas, clerk's office has filed the papers.

Sandra filed for divorce back on April 23, saying the marriage "has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities." And sources say the divorce clears the way for Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.

WOAH! Sandra filed for divorce in April and its been finalized in June?! Nice. When your husband cheats with a Nazi whore, the legalized split should be expedited. I think that's somewhere in the Constitution.

Sandra Bullock made her triumphant return to the spotlight at last night's 2010 MTV Movie Awards. Sandra looked amazing in her short mini-dress. Twerk! And Scarlett Johansson looked beautiful.

Chemistry? Hot? Not so much. 'It's Britney b*tch!' knows how to pull off a hot girl on girl kiss.

Sandra came out on stage and gave another awesome, memorable speech. She also kissed her former co-star Ryan Reynolds' wife, ScarJo. Sandra obviously hasn't been dating or boinking anyone since her sudden split from Jesse James. Her heart was clearly much more into the kiss than Scarlett's was.

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It's nice finally hearing from Sandra Bullock about her new baby boy, divorcing Jesse James, and the infamous photo of Jesse giving the Nazi salute. TMZ says Sandra was shocked by the image of Jesse doing the 'Sieg Heil' pose and says the Jesse Nazi is not the man she married.

"The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married. This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life. And the man I married felt the same."

Sandra also revealed she has filed for divorce and she is "sad and I am scared" but she hopes her new baby boy has a good relationship with daddy Jesse.

"I really don't know how our paths will intersect in the future, but the father I have known Jesse to be ... is one that I hope Louis can experience one day, no matter how Jesse and I go on with our lives."

She's staying strong and moving on, which is exactly what you have to do. Although Jesse is a man whore, it sounds like he's a good father, and he'd better not f*ck that up too.