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Sarah Jessica Parker: Veiny Arms Look Scary

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 17:15:25 EST

Sarah Jessica Parker has always been on the petite side. It was probably written into her contracts "Your a*s won't be playing Carrie Bradshaw if we start seeing any rolls!" so it's understandable that she'd wanna hit the gym. But check out those arms.

Madonna has nasty arms and Sarah Jessica does now too. Is this the trade off for remaining fit when you're in your late 40s, cause I'll happily take all the health risks for being overweight in exchange for some femininity.

Veins that look ready to burst at any given moment make me squeamish.

Photos: Fame

Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie: Top Paid Actresses

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:35:53 EST

Hollywood is just like high school, only with better clothes, so naturally actors and actresses are pitted against each other in the media and critiqued to death on gossip blogs.

Forbes magazine loves to make a 'Who's Better Than Whom' list which is basically the ultimate f*ck you to those who don't make it. Forbes pretty much ranks relevancy for its "Most Influential" and "Most Powerful" people lists, but more often ranks your net worth, and then announces who sucks and who's boss.

As far as 2010 is concerned, apparently Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker suck less than counterparts Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, and Julia Roberts. It's nice to see that Hollywood remains diverse.

Angelina Jolie and Sarah Parker: $30 million

Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon: $28 million

Julia Roberts and Kristen Stewart: $20 million

Sex and the City 2 Premiere Pics From New York

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 25 May 2010 12:11:36 EST

It's THE "summer movie" to see and Sex and the City 2 was THE premiere to show your face at for some publicity. But I won't talk about those who don't star in the film, it's all about the SATC cast!

Sarah Jessica Parker looked gorgeous, happy and cute. Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall kept it very simple and underwhelming, but that's okay. It's Tuesday, and SATC opens this Thursday at midnight; there are many more premieres to come where all of them can look absolutely fabulous. Can. Not. Wait. For this movie.

Sex And The City 2 Trailer

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:46:27 EST

The Sex and the City 2 trailer is here and from the whopping two minute clip, I already think it's going to be better than the first movie. I'm so excited to see Aidan (John Corbett) make an appearance in the new flick!

Sex And The City 2

He's a hot piece and I still wish things had worked out between him and Carrie. What's more exciting that Aidan? A cameo by Liza Minelli! I was joking but I'm sure the gay boys will go crazy over her performance in the movie.

Check Out the Sex and the City 2 Teaser Trailer

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:00:55 EST

The girls are back!!!! Here's the teaser trailer for Sex and the City 2. I. Can. Not. Wait. I feel like I need to make my plans to see this movie right now. When the first SATC movie came out, I had this flaming gay guy in my class who was flying first class from Los Angeles to New York to watch Sarah Jessica Parker and crew on the big screen. It's that serious!

I went with one of my best straight male friends and he liked it. He knew I wanted to see it, so he booked me first. It doesn't matter how you see this movie, just go see it! I hope they make a SATC 3 and they keep going with this shiz. We just don't have enough women like the SATC girls in mainstream media, so I just can't get enough.

Trailer is after the jump...

Sex and the City 2 trailer

Sex And The City 2 Poster: It's All About Carrie

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:20:28 EST

So this is the first Sex and the City 2 poster, huh? Is Sarah Jessica Parker the only one in the movie? I'm sure they'll have individual posters for all four of the main characters, but this is cheesy.

When I look at this poster I feel like I'm on a crazy acid trip in Studio 54! I'm pleased that they covered her old hag eyes and the horse head effect doesn't come off too harsh in this photo either. That's what is so awesome about photo editing, you can look like a monkey's ass but still be enhanced to look like a super model. Those pictures of Marissa Miller in a bikini that you see all over the place are actually me, Photoshopped. Ha,ha.... Don't I wish.

Sex And The City 2: Sarah Jessica Parker Visits The 80's

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:57:29 EST

Sarah Jessica Parker is looking gorgeous in this 80's getup. I'm guessing it's a flashback and everything went back 20 years except for Jessica's face. They better do a lot of digital work on that scene!

Here's Sarah in the 1985 movie 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'

A lot of digital work... I'm just sayin'!

Sarah Jessica Parker's Twins Pictures

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:28:06 EST

Sarah Jessica Parker is talented and smart!

Shortly following many marriage trouble rumors, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick announced that they were expecting twin daughters via a surrogate mother! Yep, way smart. That's how you silence tabloid writers.

This picture came out yesterday and I was terrified to post it cause I didn't know who would try to bill me $15k for doing so, but I decided to give it a try. Here's Sarah, hubby Matthew Broderick and their six year-old biological son Jamie Wilkie. What a gorgeous family!

Sarah Jessica Parker's Twins Are Born

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:39:41 EST

That was fast! Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's homely surrogate mother just popped.

Sarah's twins were born this morning at the East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry, according to WTRF.

The station reports that Sarah Jessica Parker and her doormat hubby are still at the hospital with the baby mama and are expected to make an announcement later today.

Congrats to the baby mama for pushing out those kids and congrats to the new parents who were able to afford a surrogate in the first place.

UPDATE: Born at 3:58 p.m., Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. "Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker's side," the statement explains.

Michelle Ross is Sarah Jessica Parker's Surrogate Mother

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:36:34 EST

Michelle Ross is going to get paid! Michelle already has a child, 4 year-old Brayden, but she's the 26 year-old surrogate mother of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's twin daughters.

Michelle's Myspace page says that she's bi-sexual, therefore, UK tabloid Daily Mail reports that she is indeed a bisexual heffa. They also say that she used to be a bartender and she has tattoos. The woman is dangerous, all!

Michelle's ex husband Joseph Erker has talked trash about her to Star magazine. Not a good move. You know SJP is paying her thick dolla to borrow her uterus.

Michelle has said that wanted to become a surrogate to help people who couldn't have children of their own. That's commendable!

However, Joseph says, “Michelle has kids for other people, but she hardly ever sees her own son." Um, so what! Sarah Jessica Parker's nannies will be taking good care of her new daughters.

Have a great weekend, all. :)