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Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin made an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and tried her hand at comedy... Literally! During the opening segment Jay mentioned doing the opening monologue and asked where the cue cards were. They pan over to Sarah Palin who says they're going old school and shows the opening line written on the palm of her hand. Oh, you're a funny one Sarah!

It didn't stop there. She even did a little stand up comedy at the end of her interview. I did enjoy her comment about it being so cold in Alaska that it's "5 degrees below Congress' approval rating." Whatever your day job is these days Sarah, stick with it.

On a side note - Jay Leno still sucks.

Martha Stewart will always be a HBIC and she gives it to you straight up. While being interviewed by CNN, Martha was asked about her thoughts on Sarah Palin and she did not hesitate to speak the truth.

Martha said, "She's very boring to me... She's kind of a dangerous person. She's dangerous, the way she speaks, she's so confused. Anyone in government like that is a real problem..."

Gawd I love you, Martha! I also love that unlike everyone with a cock who says Sarah Palin sucks, Sarah can't say that Martha was being sexist. She can't say that Martha is jealous either, cause Martha sh*ts out diamonds.

Levi Johnston will be seeking joint custody at the end of this month because the Palin family is daddy blocking him from seeing his son Tripp.

Tripp is 10 months old now and Levi wants to be present in his child's life. Sarah Palin allegedly forced Bristol Palin to dump Levi and its been difficult for him to visit his son for a while now. He says that he's had it. Levi tells The Insider,

"It's not working. I'm done. It's going to have to go to court. They just finally pushed me over the edge."

Levi has also said that the reason he's put Sarah on blast is because she's keeping him away from his son. Tripp needs his dad and at least Levi has an interest in raising his son.  It's time for the Palin camp to man up and start behaving like grown ups.

Levi Johnston is taking jabs and throwing elbows at Sarah Palin through the media. He was on CBS' The Early Show this morning and suggested he could say things about Sarah that could get her "in trouble and could hurt her." Levi also said Sarah had referred to her son Trig, who has Downs syndrome, as retarded.

"I'm not gonna go that far. You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could very easily. But there's – I'm not gonna do it."

Sarah Palin released a statement in response to Levi's accusations:

"We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

Why even respond to some snobby little 19 year-old boy who is whoring himself and his penis out for attention? All of this b*tching and moaning about each other in the media makes them both look ridiculous.

Outspoken hypocritical headcase Sarah Palin will be interviewed by Lady O!

During her pathetic vice-presidential bid campaign, the former Alaska governor turned down an Oprah Winfrey show appearance cause she said Oprah was too biased toward President Barack Obama. But Sarah's got a book, (that she allegedly did not write) named Going Rogue: An American Life, to promote.

Oprah saw this coming. Oprah said, "Maybe she'll talk to me now that she has a book deal." I'm hoping for another Katie Couric like showdown. Sarah will be featured on Nov. 16. This interview is going to be awkward as hell!

Kathy Griffin's former date and self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" baby daddy, Levi Johnston is going nude. It wasn't too long ago that Levi said that he will get butt nekkid for the right price.

Levi Johnston will be featured nude in Playgirl magazine and he has been working with a personal trainer to get hot. The deal is in place, but Levi's unsure of whether to bare his bare a*s or reveal his baby making penis. Decisions! Decisions!

Is this dude for serious? You show your a*s, idiot, unless your dick is so massive that you want bragging rights, in which case, you rock out with your cock out. Sorry, all. I'm always in a cheesy mood.

I think Levi's cute. I love his baby face and I love that he continues to find new ways to piss off Sarah Palin.

I fully support this! That has everything nothing to do with Levi Johnston being hot, I just think it's janked up that Bristol Palin dumped him so that her dad would get her a car. He attended the GOP Convention, more than likely against his will, and had to endure listening to Sarah Palin's whiny voice for years. The man has paid his dues!

Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model!

According to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.

"There's offers on the table for a little bit of everything – sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling. We haven't signed anything, but there's offers." Jones declined to give specific details.

"[But] it's not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi – he still hasn't gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald's? ... He wants to take care of his son financially."

Levi is hot and he has potential to make some thick dolla. He's not going to be A-list, but he shouldn't pass up these opportunities and I'm glad that he isn't. Levi's manager is right, he can't have any "normal job now." And thanks to Sarah Palin, whom I can't stand so much I didn't even blog about her feud with David Letterman, the Palins will always be in the spotlight which means Levi will always be in the spotlight.

Milk it, hottie!

Surprise, surprise. Ditzy Republican fame whore Sarah Palin has used the Carrie Prejean debacle to remind us of her stance on gay marriage.

The conservative governor released a statement yesterday where she slammed "the liberal onslaught of malicious attacks" against 21 year-old Carrie.

"I can relate, as a liberal target myself. What I find so remarkable is that these politically-motivated attacks fail to show that what Carrie and I believe is also what President Obama and Secretary Clinton believe -- marriage is between a man and a woman. "I applaud  for standing with Carrie during this time. And I respect Carrie for standing strong and staying true to herself, and for not letting those who disagree with her deny her protection under the nation's First Amendment Rights.

"Our Constitution protects us all -- not just those who agree with the far left."

Gay people will gain the right to marry within all of our lifetimes. Conservatives better savor these moments when they can spew their prejudice because it's legal. That will all change before we know it.

But I thought Sarah Palin could see Africa from her house too?

Fox News' Republican beat reporter Carl Cameron is letting the crazy outta the bag, revealing what his "off the record" sources have informed him about the tension that's been a brewin' between McCain staffers and super genius Sarah Palin.

"We're told by folks that she didn't know what countries that were in NAFTA, the North American Free Trade Agreement -- that being the Canada, the US, and Mexico.

"We're told she didn't understand that Africa was a continent rather than a country just in itself ... a whole host of questions that caused serious problems about her knowledgeability," said Cameron.

"She got very angry at staff, thought that she was mishandled... was particularly angry about the way the Katie Couric interview went," he continued.

Added Cameron: "She didn't accept preparation for that interview when the aides say that that was part of the problem. And that there were times that she was hard to control emotionally. There's talk of [throwing] temper tantrums [after reading] bad news clippings."

On Sarah Palin's SNL appearance.

"The management behind McCain's campaign has been dumb. This has only helped accentuate the problem of his judgment in choosing, in such a cynical way, a candidate like Sarah Palin for vice president. I think the last thing that they would want right about now is to have the rest of America knowing all that… to have her be seen on ‘SNL,' certainly never there. If anything, you just want her to be seen just from a distance.

"I'm sure she's very bright," he added. "But so is the Butterworth woman."

I wonder if Sarah even cares whether or not the joke's on her. I think she's literally blinded by all the spotlights and caught up with being mavericky all the time that she doesn't come close to grasping what a tool and laughingstock she is.

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