The shots keep coming in the Bristol Palin vs. Mercede Johnston feud. Hopefully, Bristol will eventually be able to pick herself up off the mat long enough to respond.

More quotes from Mercede's epic Playboy interview were revealed today, and the sister of baby daddy-extraordinaire Levi Johnston had even more choice words for the Palin clan. So why did her brother stay with Bristol so long and even get back together with her as recently as 2010, if she's such an evil sociopath? “Levi was whipped like Todd [Palin]," Mercede says. "Because Bristol is very manipulative. She’d use sex to get her way on many things. I don’t think Bristol wanted to be with him whatsoever, not at all. It was all about her using her body to get Levi to retract his statements, and it worked."

As much as I love Palin-bashing, you have to take everything Mercede says with a grain of salt. That said, I totally buy a scenario in which Sarah convinced Bristol to get back together with Levi so they could shut his redneck @ss up and get him to stop making damaging statements to the press. Damn, can we get these hicks a real reality show, that's not all scripted BS like Sarah Palin's Alaska? It's friggin' drama central up there. Real Housewives of Wasilla would be ratings gold.

Two months after Track Palin and his wife Britta Hanson got married in jeans, Britta welcomed a baby girl yesterday! Joe McGinniss, who is writing a book about Sarah Palin, revealed the news.

Track and Britta's wedding. That bouquet was hiding her baby bump.

Much to the disappointment of many in the gossip blogging world, Track's daughter doesn't have a retarded name like Track, Tripp, Trigg, Piper, Britta, or Bristol. Track and Brita named their daughter Kyla Grace Palin. DAMN IT!

Joe McGinniss moved next door to Sarah so that he could gain better access to the Palins. Ha! That's the old man that Sarah was paranoid about on Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Track and Sarah's family issued the following joint statement when they became hitched:

"...We're tickled that after two decades of friendship we proudly witnessed their marriage, knowing their new life together will be blessed." So Track and Britta were friends who f*ck, or should I say friends who get knocked up together and then say I do in jeans and fleece like white trash? Yep. That's better.

Congrats you irresponsible kids!

Putting Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston's 19 year-old sister together in a room from here on out is going to be AWKWARD! Mercede Johnston took off her layered Alaskan Eskimo ware and posed nude for next month's issue of Playboy. Naturally if Levi's sister is going to be featured anywhere, those involved would want her to talk about Sarah Palin and her insipid eldest daughter. Luckily, Mercede delivers.

Mercede on Bristol: "Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known... I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil."

I'm with Mercede 100% because Bristol did seem "evil" on Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Mercede continued: "[She's] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.”

She's miserable, we get that, but calling Bristol a sociopath is a bit much. Bristol is just like Sarah, everyone else is wrong and she's always right. I had no respect for Bristol before, but she really turned me off when she said that her virginity was "stolen" by Levi Johnston. I don't care how bad your breakup gets, implying that your ex raped you just because makes you pretty evil in my book.

Levi Johnston, arguably the world's most famous redneck baby daddy, has a younger sister, Mercede, who used her brother's fame to land a nude photo spread in next month's issue of Playboy. Needless to say, Levi and Mercede are backwoods, white trash hicks of the highest order. And yet I love them. Why? Because the only thing they hate more than fancy book learnin' is Sarah Palin.

The Johnstons have essentially launched a campaign to destroy Sarah's reputation and political career, and in her Playboy interview, Mercede dealt a few more crushing blows. For example, when asked what kind of President Sarah would be, Mercede responded, "I think she'd have had a mental breakdown ... As governor she quit on us." She added that the residents of Sarah's hometown of Wasilla, Alaska "can't stand Palin...I would say 70 percent." But she saved her harshest words for Sarah's Teen Mom reject of a daughter, Bristol Palin.

"She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months," Mercede said of Bristol's supposedly accidental pregnancy, which Bristol previously claimed was the result of Levi forcing himself on her. But according to Mercede, Bristol had a change of heart soon after getting knocked up. Mercede says Bristol once texted Levi, "Ever since the moment I found out I was pregnant, I prayed to God you weren't the father." Wait, so there's a chance Levi wasn't the father? Yup. Mercede added, "Levi never liked [Bristol] to drink because it made her more promiscuous." Daaaaayum.

Jesus, with all the drama and ridiculous names, I feel like I'm recapping the worst soap opera ever written. The point is, Bristol and Sarah Palin are both lying idiots whom we should all just ignore until they go away. 

Track Palin, 22, married high school sweetheart Britta Hanson, 21, two months ago. Some speculated that it may be a shotgun wedding. Hint: Sarah Palin, Track, and the friggin' bride were all wearing JEANS for the ceremony! Turns out, it was a shotgun wedding. Britta is preggers. Palin 2012, y'all!

The woman who supports abstinence-only sex education will be a grandmother for the second time at the age of 47. Seems like her message is really getting through to her kids, dontcha know?

Gawker reports that Track's wife already had her wedding shower. Ironically Britta is the daughter of a minister! Brita was also studying to be a nurse last year. Maybe she'll learn about birth control.

Britta posted her shower pics on Facebook, and her friends sound thrilled about it.

Given the timing of Britta’s pregnancy, the happy couple may want to tell Sarah Palin to shut up the next time she champions abstinence-only education or Bristol sermonizes against extramarital sex.

Congratulations to Track, Britta, and their unborn child Tribb Palin! You know these a-holes will name the baby something retarded, as if the kid isn't effed already.

A movie about Sarah Palin was released in theaters nationwide this weekend. Did you hear about it? Well, don't worry, neither did anyone else.

Well, critics heard about it. And they hated it. All of them. Literally. The Undefeated, the Tea Party-funded documentary about Sarah's life currently has a 0% rating on film ranking site Rotten Tomatoes, meaning not a single major critic gave it a positive review. It also has a 0% user ranking, because no one has registered a review yet. So basically, the only people who saw it were the ones who were forced to, and they all freakin' hated it.

So, how does Sarah feel about the film's icy reception? Well, according to some reports (which Sarah's people have, of course, denied) the former governor was in tears when she realized people had recognized her latest piece of propaganda for the giant piece of sh!t that it is. Apparently, mama grizzlys have feelings, too.

It only cost $25,000 to get Mercede Johnston naked for Playboy magazine, but the accompanying article with the photos might be worth the money to Levi's little sister. According to the NY Post, the Palins are the subject of a profile by George Gurley, which will be published in the September issue of Playboy.

George went to Alaska to interview locals, and pals of the Palins for his feature. Playboy sources say Mercede is "outspoken in the article about Palin and Bristol, whom she routinely lashes out against in her blog."

I couldn't care less about seeing Mercede nude in Playboy, but the article will be well worth the price of admission.

Sarah Palin is being betrayed by a former staff member who has written a scathing tell-all. Frank Bailey, who began working for Sarah in 2006, tells The Associated Press, "In 2009 I had the sense if she made it to the White House and I had stayed silent, I could never forgive myself." Snaps!

Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin: A Memoir of Our Tumultuous Years hits bookstores tomorrow. It's based on THOUSANDS of emails Frank kept during his time with Palin. He sounds more thorough than she is!

Billed as the first Palin book by a former aide, "Blind Allegiance" bolsters the perception of Palin as self-serving, while casting Bailey as her enforcer — willing to do the dirty work, no questions asked.

Frank said that the final straw for him came in the summer of 2009. Sarah didn't attend a rally for supporters of a voter initiative to require minors to get parental consent for an abortion. Sarah had repeatedly agreed to attend.

"Getting Sarah to meetings and events was like nailing Jell-O to a tree. Sarah went through at least ten schedulers, with few lasting more than months. Nobody wanted the job because Sarah might fail to honor, at the last minute, the smallest commitments, and making excuses for her became a painful burden."

Palin's heart wasn't in governing after she returned to Alaska from her failed run for vice president. She told Bailey that if she could find the right message to tell Alaskans, she'd "quit tomorrow."

The one thing that Sarah doesn't want to put an end to is exploiting herself and her family for fame and financial purposes. Everyone around her should write books about this b!tch and try to cash in. Sarah certainly doesn't hold back from anything that involves cameras or making more money off of her idiot fanbase. I'm hoping this book will become a NY Times Best Seller.

Sarah Palin has allegedly purchased a mansion in Scottsdale, Arizona where she'll be setting up shop for her 2012 presidential run. Sarah's house is an 8,000-square-foot property with six bedrooms, five bathrooms, a six-car garage, pool, spa, theater, billiards room, and wine cellar.

A man in a black SUV with Alaska plates asked various television news crews to leave the property. When asked if Sarah was planning to move into the home, the driver wouldn't comment. Interesting.

Public records show Safari Investments LLC purchased the property from an investor for $1,695,000 and paid cash. "Who is behind the LLC we don't know," said Sibbach. Sibbach, who has worked with several celebrity clients said it's normal for high profile people to use an LLC.

Tom Morrissey, head of Arizona's Republican Party, said that Sarah "would be great for the state, great for the party and ultimately great for our country." Chris Matthews doesn't think so, and neither do we.

Bristol Palin already bought a home in Arizona, even though she'll move to Los Angeles to film a fake reality show soon. You betcha this dumb fame addict is running for President! I can't wait to watch more Palin debates!!!!!!!!!! 

Video segment on Sarah's house

Sarah Palin and family broke out their formal jeans and flannels for the wedding between Sarah's eldest son Track Palin and his longtime girlfriend Britta Hanson. Track and Britta are only 21, but that's 45 in Alaska years.

The couple have been dating since high school and the Palins issued a statement to People magazine declaring that they "couldn't be happier" about the marriage. No word on when Track and Britta plan to start having babies with stupid names.