Save The Face

Lindsay Lohan walked the red carpet at A&E's upfront event in New York last night. Lohan was there in support of the Lifetime network since she'll appear in the new "Liz & Dick" movie. Jennifer Love Hewitt was also in attendance, but Lindsay stole the show.

Above Lindsay's eyebrows there are orange streaks which pretty much confirms to me that this chick is on drugs. Who walks a red carpet with such uneven bronzer on their friggin' face? Lindsay keeps putting collagen in her lips and her legs look especially dark - this is what Lindsay's legs actually look like. She also continues to lighten up her hair extensions yet she isn't plucking her eyebrows. Sigh.

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This is what happens while you have 'the fat' sucked out of one region of your body while you pack the pounds on everywhere else. Clay Aiken told Bravo's Andy Cohen that he had plastic surgery on his face. Clay is currently competing on Celebrity Apprentice.

Clay, now 33, first hit the scene nearly 10 years ago, and landed in the second slot on the 2003 season of American Idol.

Aiken admitted that he had surgery on his jaw "for a TMJ thing" when he decided to get some work done.

"I had them suck the fat out of my chin while they were in there," he confessed. "I was like, 'You know what, while I'm already down, go ahead and take the vacuum in there and suck the fat out of my chin."

... Well, Clay is almost twice as big as he was when he was on Idol and his face is still round and fat as hell, so how much fat did they take out exactly?!

Clay's next album, Steadfast, is due out later this year.

With Snooki's pregnancy and The Situation's drug problem, I didn't think things could look much worse for season six of Jersey Shore. Then I saw Deena Nicole Cortese's new face:

Yikes! You'd think with the amount of work that JWoww's had done, Deena would have someone to turn to for plastic surgery advice. Did she try to do it herself? It looks like she laid down on the operating table and just said, "Gimme the works." If you're gonna have multiple procedures done, as Deena clearly has, it should be a gradual process. Of course, the Jersey Shore kids aren't exactly known for their patience and moderation.

Let's face it, Deena wasn't exactly a looker before, but she had a "take me as I am," drunk girl next door charm to her. Now it looks like a year of walking red carpets has inspired her to try to transform herself into a Hollywood beauty...with disastrous results.

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Megan Fox walked the red carpet of the Friends With Kids New York City premiere looking like she had her cheeks puffed up. Her cheekbones are much more defined, leading some to speculate about whether or not she's had cheek implants.

Megan plays the "hot chick" in the movie because she can't act, so it must be a little stressful to be Ms. Fox. She has to remain hot in order to "act" and she has to remain beautiful in order to model.

Megan's face has looked a bit knifed up in the past before returning to a more natural looking state. I don't think her hairstyle is helping, and a smile would have rounded out her face. What's the saying? 'A smile and a gorgeous face with a bangin' body always goes a long way!'

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Lindsay Lohan used to be hot, and then she began plumping her lips up with collagen. Now she has taken things too far. When asked if he believes Lohan has had plastic surgery, celebrity Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn says "Unfortunately it looks like it." Ouch!

Anthony said: She appears to have a classic over-plumped pillow face. Her cheeks look like she's storing nuts for the winter." He believes that Lindsay's new look is the result of "multiple injections of filler like Sculptra or Restylane."

DAYUM! Well at least he didn't stay that she's storing tiny little bags of coke for the winter, which she probably is.

The surgeon said that these injection treatments can give people "a very youthful, natural" look, but if you overdo it, you'll look like "a Cabbage Patch doll."

Lindsay Lohan is the new Christina Aguilera. Both chicks used to be smoking hot, and then their faces exploded! Lindsay appeared on the Today Show this morning where she appeared to have chipmunk cheeks. Oddly, her fat cheeks didn't move, which means she's been tweaked.

Us Weekly reports: "Since she doesn't appear to have gained weight, it's likely that her fuller features are the result of facial fillers like Restylane or Juvederm."

Lindsay's bangs only make her face look rounder! She also has bloated lips. Lindsay is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend and she told execs that nothing is off limits. Hopefully she'll do a sketch on how nasty she looks these days. If only she would keep her hair red and stay away from plastic surgeons.

Jonah Hill's career began when he was fat, then he lost weight for 21 Jump Street, and now he's fat again! It's like the circle of life or something.

Jonah's weight has been creeping back up on him over the past few months, and here's a photo that was taken less than 2 weeks ago (on the left). He can't even button that sh!t!

Jonah was looking pretty hawt when he was smaller. I'm hoping he's just too busy to exercise or do drugs to keep the weight off. He looked so good when he was thinner! Sigh. Hopefully this is just a temporary setback. Jonah's way too short to be round.

Love is blind! Roger and JWoww are still together and Roger was looking like the prettier of the two when Jenni hosted an event at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City on Saturday. Jenni is looking like a greasy, pasty guidette! We thought this woman was all about rockin' the bronzed skin and not looking like you could fry bacon on her forehead?

JWoww used to be the sexiest Jersey Shore star. Sammi Giancola was the most naturally hot housemate, and then she revealed that she's certifiably crazy. Deena Cortese was never in the running, and Snooki, the little midget that could, had a drastic makeover, making her the hottest b!tch in Seaside NJ these days. Snooki could teach Jenni a few things.

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I used to think that Blake Lively was stunning, a total mannequin meets pinup girl. But now that pictures of Blake from before she chopped up her nose and got work done have surfaced, I no longer think she's a stunning natural beauty.

There can only be so many Natalie Portmans and Beyonces I guess.

Blake's nose was much bigger, as you can see, and she used to look more like your girl next door than the woman who seduces some of Hollywood's hottest men. At least Blake didn't go all out with the plastic surgery. She probably had more things worked on than just her nose, but at least she didn't overdo it with anything!

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The cast of Jersey Shore is promoting a new season of MTV's hit show, and it looks like Jenni Farley is also promoting her new face!

JWoww claims that she did not have work done on her face. She also criticized Kim Kardashian to not fessing up to getting work done, then when she began looking like the Cat Lady, she claimed that she had only lost some weight. But losing weight doesn't turn you into a friggin' mannequin.

Jenni doesn't look underweight anymore, which is why her skin shouldn't be looking so damn tight. Why does she think she needs all that Botox?

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