Save The Face News

The Real Housewives of Orange County's Lynne Curtain is showing off her brand new face. The reality star says that she was "so excited" to get chopped up. “I'd always worked out a lot, but my head didn’t match my body.”

Lynne went under the knife on July 11th in a procedure that sounds painful, per usual. Lynne says, "[My surgeon] moved my face up by lifting my forehead." She also had a lift around her neck.

“It looks like the clock has been turned back 12 years on my face.”  Her husband, Frank, thinks so too! “He sends me texts all day saying I’m hot!

Lynne looks good but what's up with her new smile? That tilt is making her look special.

In the new issue of French Marie Claire, Ashton Kutcher's wife says that she hasn't had any work done.

Demi said,

“It’s completely false. I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them then I don’t see a problem.“But I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process. It’s a way to combat your neurosis.

“The scalpel won’t make you happy. For now I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”

Naturally Demi Moore's quote has sent some people into an angry frenzy. I remember watching Oprah when she mentioned how everyone tries to figure out how many surgeries Michael Jackson had. Lady O was just like, "IT'S HIS FACE!!!!!!" She was like,"It's his business, it's his face, he paid for plastic surgery with his own money, it's none of our business!" and I think the same thing.

Even if Demi got work done, she's still stunning! All the best surgeons on the planet can't make you look that damn good if you don't have good genes to work with. I rather know what she does to Ashton every night and how she got him to wife her. Cause when I'm Demi's age, I wanna toss out my hubby for a newer, sexier model. Kind of like all the things she had done to her face.

Miley Cyrus' skirt is a bit short for a 16 year-old. Nevermind that I wore skirts that were equally as short when I was 13, Miley shouldn't be doing that. She's famous and should be held to a higher standard, or should she?

Miley Cyrus' stylist hates her and I don't know where to begin. Her hair needs to be tamed, she needs to lose that silly belt, and she desperately needs to learn how to pose. It looked like Miley had some collagen injections, but it's just the way she's pursing her lips. Miley's butterface is frightening cause I'm not so sure she's still working with baby fat. She's gonna look like Fergie soon.

It's pretty clever to have Miley wearing a cross around her neck shortly before she works the stripper pole. She does get a great tan or she gets great suntan spray. Either way, Ms. Cyrus managed to get something right.

Haylie Duff has always looked exactly like a horse. A horse that has bubes, talks, wears makeup, and has a much hotter younger sister; but now she's changed that by going under the knife and having her nose and chin filed down.

The work that Haylie Duff had done cost an estimated $20,000!! Dayum.

“Haylie had her nose done and her chin reduced,” New York City–based plastic surgeon Dr. Thomas P. Sterry, who has not treated Haylie, tells Star, explaining that Haylie’s nose has been shortened, angled upward and rounded off.

“I think they made her chin smaller by chipping away at the bone,” he adds.“This is a good job. I think Haylie’s features have better harmony.”

Haylie looks much better! I'm so happy for the former horseface.

Bruce Jenner's face is one of the reasons why I could never really get into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. He looks like a burn victim. It's so sad!

Bruce has been taunted about his looks for years; he had bad plastic surgery over 20 years ago; he finally decided to fix his face this year.

Life & Style featured Bruce's new look and I think he looks the same: part lizard, part grandpa and part porcupine.

The 1976 Olympic decathlon gold medalist finally corrected the partial face-lift and nose job that went wrong more than two decades ago. "We love the results!" raves Kim. "He looks 10 years younger. You can hardly tell he had anything done."

"You can hardly tell he had anything done." - Kimmy is right about that!

Final post of the day, all. Woot!

Happy Friday!

Paris Hilton's infections have attacked her wonk eye again. She looks like she has cataracts in her eyes too. And she's a black woman with all that bronze paint. And she's a tranny with scoliosis.

Her back just isn't right, and her extensions are a joke, unlike Nicky's, yet she's parting her lips so that she can look hot?! Maybe that works with your vag lips, Paris, but you're gonna have to try something new if you wanna look good these days.

Paris was in Australia with Nicky Hilton and her BFF Brittany to host a New Year's Eve bash.

This is just a whole lotta fug overload for me. Is that a bad angle? Because Ashlee Simpson looks like dog shit. Like a lesbian librarian on crack. Make sense? I'm confused too. Honey, remain indoors until your face figures out what it's trying to do with itself, and skip the lipstick.

In her first public post-baby outing, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz leaves newborn son Bronx Mowgli at home Monday to attend a surprise Fall Out Boy concert at the Troubadour in West Hollywood. The new mom cheered on husband Pete Wentz and his band as they performed songs from their upcoming album, Folie à Deux.

Should I rub some glue between her pancake tits and try to stick 'em together?

Play racquetball with the space between her boobs and see how far the ball bounces back?

Count her ribs?

Stand still, stare and wonder?

Raisin Face Rachel Zoe showed up at the Trevor Project benefit in L.A. over the weekend looking thick, healthy and youthful. I've only watched an episode or two of the Rachel Zoe Project and I've seen her husband. He's as gay as they come. If any man is married to this, trust me, he's going elsewhere for services, and I ain't talkin' bank transactions.

Was Daisy of Rock of Love cuter when she was a muppet?

Or is she better off now that she looks like the love child of Joan Rivers and Aubrey O'Day?

I didn't recognize Daisy De La Hoya's face! Maybe that's because it's no longer hers, it's just what's left over from the operating table. Go back, honey, and get yourself a refund!

This is more tragic than Lil Kim. At least I could tell what race she is. Daisy looks like all kinds of mut with STDs and colorful tats. She would cry out for help if only her lips could move.

Is Daisy De La Hoya Hot or Not?

This is tragic.

Not only was Tiffani hawt, but I watched her film a pilot a few years ago and she looked gorgeous. It was hilarious, too, but CBS decided not to pick it up. Then just last year she was on "What About Brian" and she was a hot vixen on that show as well. Bitch obviously needs some new gigs.

Tiffani Thiessen and her "Saved by the Bell" buddy Mark Paul Gosselaar, were in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon that took place on Saturday, September 13 and Sunday, September 14, 2008. Tiffani and Mark looked very happy to have completed the race.

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