Save The Face

Love is blind! Roger and JWoww are still together and Roger was looking like the prettier of the two when Jenni hosted an event at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City on Saturday. Jenni is looking like a greasy, pasty guidette! We thought this woman was all about rockin' the bronzed skin and not looking like you could fry bacon on her forehead?

JWoww used to be the sexiest Jersey Shore star. Sammi Giancola was the most naturally hot housemate, and then she revealed that she's certifiably crazy. Deena Cortese was never in the running, and Snooki, the little midget that could, had a drastic makeover, making her the hottest b!tch in Seaside NJ these days. Snooki could teach Jenni a few things.

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I used to think that Blake Lively was stunning, a total mannequin meets pinup girl. But now that pictures of Blake from before she chopped up her nose and got work done have surfaced, I no longer think she's a stunning natural beauty.

There can only be so many Natalie Portmans and Beyonces I guess.

Blake's nose was much bigger, as you can see, and she used to look more like your girl next door than the woman who seduces some of Hollywood's hottest men. At least Blake didn't go all out with the plastic surgery. She probably had more things worked on than just her nose, but at least she didn't overdo it with anything!

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The cast of Jersey Shore is promoting a new season of MTV's hit show, and it looks like Jenni Farley is also promoting her new face!

JWoww claims that she did not have work done on her face. She also criticized Kim Kardashian to not fessing up to getting work done, then when she began looking like the Cat Lady, she claimed that she had only lost some weight. But losing weight doesn't turn you into a friggin' mannequin.

Jenni doesn't look underweight anymore, which is why her skin shouldn't be looking so damn tight. Why does she think she needs all that Botox?

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Kim Kardashian was rocking some fake bangs, she was more than likely wearing a wig or some hair extensions, when she hosted Tao nightclub's NYE party on Saturday. When she rocked bangs years ago, she looked gorgeous. This time around Kimberly doesn't look so good.

Her bangs are too thick, her nose looks much thinner which could be because she's lost so much weight and is now a "size 2," or she could have gotten knifed up. She looks like she's had some kind of work done recently and her long locks elongate her face in an unflattering way.

I guess the point of what I'm trying to say is, Kim Kardashian's brand revolves around her hotness, and she's not looking too hot. No complaints here. I hope that we won't be hearing much about Kimmy K after this year, but she's a professional whore who will do all that she can to marry an A-lister so that she can remain in the headlines forever. Let's be real.

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JWoww's fans don't think that she looks as hot (natural) as she should in her photos for Maxim's January 2012 issue. Jenni's fans on Twitter have left comment after comment about how knifed up she looks now.

JWoww is a walking contradiction. She says that she's confident and writes books about how other women should be confident, yet she can't stop running to the plastic surgeon to get some work done, all the while rapidly losing too much weight.

I agree with Jenni's "fans." JWoww just doesn't look good these days. She always looks like she's in pain and can barely move her face!

Whenever Katy Perry doesn't look good, I'm just like, 'Well at least she has a nice rack! Shiiiiiiiit.' Katy has gone blonde and she cut off all of her hair. Mr and Mrs. Russell Brand walked the red carpet at the Change Begins Within Benefit Celebration on Saturday debuting her new look.

Katy has said that she wanted to return to her natural blonde color. Because she had black hair forever, she had to go to red first, and then pink and purple or whatever.

Katy's not looking very good with this look. It makes her neck look long and the contrast of having dark hair with light eyes is now completely gone. Because Katy's hair is so short now, she needs to work on styling it better! CHECK IT OUT

Ali Lohan, 17, made headlines months ago when she was photographed looking like a dead chick walking. She was extremely emaciated and her face appeared to be knifed up. Lindsay Lohan's younger sister says that the rumors weren't true.

She was "cracking up" over the rumors. "Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I'm 17 years old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! It's not the right thing to do."

Aliana sounds so innocent.

She also sounded like an anti-drugs ad campaign, saying: "I just say no [to drugs]. I'm lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from."

Ali says that she talks to Lindsay "about everything" and she admires "how strong she is." Sweet Geezus!

Kate Gosselin started her new "job" blogging about coupons recently and she's been heavily photographed to commemorate her first day of actual work in over a decade. Surprisingly, Kate is looking pretty good these days. Not surprisingly, a lot of people are speculating that the reason the evil mother of 8 looks so healthy and well-rested is because she's had a ton of work done.

Kate has definitely gone under the knife before - including a tummy tuck in 2007 and breast implants in 2009, but now friends believe her obsession with plastic surgery has reached Joan Rivers-like proportions. “She’s consumed with her appearance,” says a source close to Kate who adds that the former reality star tans religiously and has even given herself botox injections.

So maybe the changed appearance is just the result of too much time under the bulbs and a few well-placed needles in the face. But plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells Us Weekly that Kate has definitely gone under the knife. He says noticeable changes in the shape of Kate's eyes and jawline "suggest a facelift." So why the obsession with looking good when she's not even on camera anymore? "She wants to look ten years younger," says the anonymous friend. Good luck with that. The first step to staying young and avoiding premature aging? Not having 8 freakin' kids!

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Selena Gomez is a gorgeous young woman! I don't use the G-bomb lightly, but she reminds me of a younger Jessica Alba or Mila Kunis; Selena nails the whole 'sexy and cute' thing simultaneously while most women can only manage to pull off one of those looks at a time, if they're lucky.

The woman above doesn't look like a 19 year-old, she looks like the Botoxed mother of a 19 year-old.

Justin Bieber on the other hand looks great! This is pretty embarrassing. It's like 'Oh, so you think I look like sh!t, do you?' Well, no Selena. You're actually pretty hot. The person who did your statue probably thinks you look like sh!t though.

Photos like these are the reason why we have a "Straight Fug" category. Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend for hire, Matt Rutler, walked the red carpet attended the “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Launch Party” last night. Christina's weave doesn't match, her makeup is orange, and her teeth should be bleached.

Xtina, who was probably drunk before she left her house for the event, forced Matt to pretend that he wants to kiss her. Surprisingly he doesn't look too thrilled!

Christina is overweight and she's housing a few small bottles of rum in her cheeks. She still wants us to think that she's hot though, which is why she's wearing tight pants, a black leather jacket, and 4 lbs. of makeup. She needs to be groped and kissed on in public to distract us from the sad reality of her life; she is far from as hot as she used to be yet she's struggling to accept it. Mariah Carey just pumped out twins in her 40s and she looks better today than Christina looks at 30. B!tch needs some friggin' help, but she's just too vain to seek it.

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