Save The Face (Page 3)

Jonah Hill is an attractive looking guy, or should I say he used to be? Years ago, Jonah burst onto the scene looking like he could burst open many of his snug shirts. He reportedly lost weight for a movie role, but like his friend and former co-star Seth Rogen, we doubt he'll gain it back.

Only difference is that skinny Seth looks great and Jonah looks haggard. Jonah's weight loss ages him by around 20 years. When it comes to body types, one size does not fit all.

Jonah before he took the weight loss too far:

I hope he doesn't morph into a manorexic. Jonah has continued to drop weight even though he's been thin for months. Our funny little round guy now looks like sh!t!

The photo at the top of this post was shot yesterday when Jonah left Scotts restaurant in Mayfair London.

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Deena Nicole Cortese is letting everyone know that, yes, she went under the knife. Even if, post-op, she remains the least hump-worthy cast member of the Jersey Shore.

When the New York Post asked her about the J-Woww nip/tuck rumors, Deena took it as an opportunity to talk about herself. She responded, “If she did, more power to you. I actually had a nose job.”

Way to slip that in, Deena! Now we have to care.

But my favorite part of the discussion is when Deena helpfully defines what ‘class’ means to her--and how you too can make any situation Deena Nicole-level classy.

"Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that...When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?”

Actually, I don’t know. Because I still can’t get the image of her tongue-stabbing Pauly D out of my mind. And now I keep imagining her with some creepy, wart-ridden, pre-op witch nose doing that unspeakable act. As a result, I’m so mentally effed up that trying to fit ‘classy’ and ‘Deena Nicole’ in one sentence--I can’t even wrap my mind around it right now. Pinky up? No thanks.

Unlike most people who exist, Kris Jenner is upset that nobody noticed she had plastic surgery. The 55-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has earned her PhD in pimping out her kids, but she also has a correlate in pimping out herself. So even though Kris got a facelift in June and no one cared or realized, she’s now talking about it anyway in August.

Kris told Extra TV that she went under the knife in June in preparation for her daughter Kim Kardashian’s wedding later this month, but it didn’t really do much good.

“I mean, it pretty much looks the same. I didn’t have anything done to my eyes, nose or mouth. Nobody notices the difference. I’m waiting for somebody to say something.”

Here’s a hint: if you don’t notice a difference, nobody else will either.

And since she has no filter, Kris also revealed that, at first, she intended to nip and tuck and engorge an entirely different part of her body.

“I went in actually to get my boobs done. I thought I’ll do this and completely changed gears at the last minute.”

If she had gotten a boob job, we definitely would have noticed. Obviously, she made the wrong attention-grubbing choice here. Lesson learned.

Jenni Farley actually used to be overweight as a child, but then she lost weight. Today, she diligently works out in order to keep it that way, but these days she's getting too small. JWoww's body was already bangin', and her original face from season 1 was fine too, but Jenni continues to try to Woww us by changing up her looks.

Jenni was visibly thinner on last night's Jersey Shore. She gave an interview in May where she talked about how she lost weight.

“Overall, my body's gotten tighter and more toned. I can fit into the jeans I wore when I was 21. I want to go back to where I was until I was 21. I was running 3 miles a day, and I looked amazing. I was very, very health-conscious, and I'd never had a drink."

Apparently alcohol is horrible for weight loss cause it not only makes you hungry, your body burns the alcohol off first, which postpones its efforts to burn fat.

JWoww's breasts look much bigger because she's getting too small for 'em. Someone should tell Jenni that she doesn't need to improve anything and she should chill with the surgical procedures. Her face is what she should be concerned about. Jenni's slowly becoming the Cat Lady, and it looks like she's in pain every time she moves her lips.

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Vienna Girardi recently went under the knife for a nose job and I'm sure we can all agree... She had a big shnoz. Vienna hated her nose and has been teased about it for years and admits she dyed her hair blond because dark hair made her nose look even bigger.

When she made the decision to have the surgery done, Vienna tweeted that she wanted it to be looked at as a positive reflection of how she feels. As Vienna says, "If it makes you feel better about yourself then DO IT."

So, she did it and she explained to Us magazine that after the surgery, "You literally feel like you've had your skull cracked open." Vienna says beau Kasey Kahl sat in bed with her while she recuperated, "and we ordered Chinese food and watched The Bachelorette!"

This wasn't Vienna's first surgery. She had her boobies done in the past but she has no plans of getting more work done in the near future. 

What do you think if Vienna's new nose? It looks cute from the front, but I think the side profile is off. It looks too straight but that could be from swelling.

When Brisol Palin showed up at the White House Correspondents dinner on April 30, she had everyone wondering: what the hell did she do to her face? She looked like she aged 15 years, possibly had a nose job, or got a chin implant. Bristol has spoken out about her new look and says the only work she had done was on her jaw... For medical reasons.

"I had corrective jaw surgery. Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons...so my jaw and teeth could properly realign...I don't obsess over my face."

"I am absolutely thrilled with the results. I look older, more mature, and don't have as much of a chubby little baby face!"

She's only 20, and wants to look older than she is? And am I really suppose to believe that aligning her jaw correctly will make her face completely change and cause her chin to extend an extra half inch? Yeah, she may have had her jaw fixed, but there has to be more to it than just that.

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Bristol Palin showed up to the Candie's Foundation 2011 Event to Prevent benefit earlier this week looking not so much like herself. I can't put my finger on exactly what's going on, but I don't think it's just weight loss. The photo on the left is from a 2009 Candie's Foundation event showing a thinner and younger Bristol, while the one on the picture on the right was taken just this week.

Is it her nose or possibly a chin implant? Maybe a new weave and better manicured eyebrows? Whatever it is, I'm not complaining because I think Bristol looks good in her recent photos.. Not far off from looking like a drag queen, but still good.

Check out photos from the event this week along with past photos of Bristol and decide for yourself.

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Adam Lambert looks gawd awful with the furry pubic hair that's sprouting from his beautiful face. However, the natural redhead actually thinks that he looks good with it.

Adam fans do not like his new look, from everything I've read on various blogs, and the singer knows it. In response, Adam tweeted the message below on Thursday.

Can't you tell this man is a whore? He's telling his passionately fierce fans to suck it. Such a tease! What an a*shole.

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Adam Lambert has a new look, and like every one of his new looks, this one doesn't look good. Adam attended the Broadway premiere of Sister Act last night looking like a guido pedophile with a bargain basket necklace. We blame his boyfriend, Sauli Koskinen.

Adam has grown his hair out and he's experimenting with fashion. This is one of his worst experiments to date. The hair on his goatee is too short. It looks like specs. And his eyebrows are too short and thick. We're disappointed. We wanna help this man dress cause that means he'll have to get naked in front of us.

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Jill Zarin is one of the biggest attention whores on reality TV, and when she hit the red carpet with a stretched out looking face, many assumed that she had plastic surgery. Jill was excited by all of the attention and joked about her plastic surgery speculation on Twitter. A week after soaking in all the press, Jill has come clean. She had a liquid facelift, which is something that we've never heard of.

The Real Housewife of New York City told People magazine: "I have a liquid facelift every six months. It really works. No knives!" 

A "liquid facelift" is "just using injectables," says Zarin. Rather than using a filler to tackle individual smile lines, the dermatologist says she lifted Zarin's face by injecting Restylane along the jaw line and up along the sides of her face. The procedure can cost between $1,000-$3,000 per visit.

Jill says that the procedure hurts, but it has taken 10 years off of her face and is "100 percent worth it."

Zarin also says that she's had Botox for the past 10 years and she's begun getting injections in her neck to avoid getting "a turkey neck," which she says "runs in [her] family." Jill, 47, also says that a new makeup artist puts brown contouring makeup on her nose to thin it out.

Vanity is sad. I hope to be fat and ugly when I'm 47 years old. I don't have to worry about wrinkles cause black don't crack, but when you're older and married, who are you really trying to impress with your manufactured beauty? If not yourself, your peers, when the opinions of others just shouldn't mean that much to a person anyway. In summary: Get over yourself Jill! You'll never be hot anyway.