Lil Kim brought her gorgeous ass out to the CFDA Fashion Awards and she has never looked hotter! All the chopping and tugging on her skin has paid off. I'm not an advocate of plastic surgery, but bitch looks ferosh. And she's also wearing the right color. The purple is workin' the weave looks right, I don't even mind the pale lipstick. Kim looks great!!!! Keep it up, babe. No. More. Surgeries. Don't do it for the kids.
I can't wait until parts of Kim's face start falling off and peeling while she's on the red carpet one day. She's a looker - you just can't stop staring at her, wondering how much pain she's in and how many muscles she can use in her face at any given moment.
When I think about it, how can you possibly give good oral when the only part of your face you can move is your eyelids? Girls, this is the reason why you shouldn't chop up your face! Heh. Gawd, I'm more random than usual today.
Oh ya! And Kim won some lawsuit,
Lil' Kim notched a victory in court yesterday when a judge awarded her $500,000 dollars over an unauthorized DVD released by former cohort Lil' Cease.Lil' Kim filed the $6 million dollar lawsuit against Lil' Cease in July of 2005, claiming the former Junior M.A.F.I.A. member illegally used her name and likeness to promote his DVD The Chronicles of Junior M.A.F.I.A. Part II: Reloaded.
According to The New York Post, Manhattan Federal judge Jed Rakoff sided with Lil' Kim and ruled that Lil' Cease and his company Ground Zero entertainment infringed upon Lil' Kims rights.
In July of 2005 Lil' Kim won a temporary restraining order against the entire Junior M.A.F.I.A. and Ground Zero Entertainment to halt sales of the DVD.
Hilary Duff enjoys some sisterly support Monday as Haylie joins her at the New York premiere of War, Inc. at the Tribeca Film Festival. In the satire, Duff plays an Eastern European pop star �" Yonica Babyyeah.
I just figured since the Kentucky Derby is this weekend, why not throw up a pic of a couple of horses to get everyone excited! ;)
Kobe Bryant and his golddiger Vanessa took their fugly ass daughter (on Vanessa's lap), and the cute one (on Kobe's) out to some game yesterday.
Vanessa is barely recognizable. Her face and eyes both look wider. She's definitely been under the knife. Gotta hand it to her, she keeps finding new ways to spend Kobe's remorse money. She's just such a bitch, though. There's nothing likable about her.
My least favorite ugly ass bitch remains just that - an ugly ass bitch! This Amy Winehouse infection picture made me nauseous and queasy so I had to post, even on my day off.
Amy is suffering from a skin infection named impetigo.
However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing.
And in general, Amy's health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.
Send this whore to Beverly Hills so the celebrity plastic surgeons can look at her. Amy looks so bad right now, like pills and creams won't work and her only salvation is a scalpel.
I hope she gets better soon, and not for Amy's benefit, for my own! Because I'm scared. Can't someone put some impetigo medication in crack so she can put it in her pipe? Is Amy Wino honestly taking her antibiotics? How effective are antibiotics on a crackhead anyway? Bitch may just be refusing to swallow any pills that won't get her high.
Just when I'm like, okay, bitch doesn't look that rough, Lil Kim comes out lookin' like this.
Besides chopping and stretching the hell outta her face, it looks like Kim's also into skin bleaching; and her makeup color is way off. She hates herself so much that she can't even keep her own eyebrows - those have to be fake too. I'm also really feelin' the Jay Leno chin, because it helps her look more fug - poetic justice, if you will. It's like the more work she gets done, the longer the chin. That seems fair to me. :)
Plastic surgery is a bitch, turns ya into a wax figure.
Kim's got Michael Jackson's nose, Heidi Montag's chin, Joan Rivers' cheeks, and Beyonce's eyes. She'd look hot, if only she were real. I barely recognize Lil Kim these days; I have to read captions first to figure out who she is. Marc Jacobs is lookin' greasy but those are some nice diamond earrings he's got on. If only he could save her.
Wacko Jacko was spotted at Barnes and Noble near Vegas with what appears to be some bandaid-tape-trying-to-keep-my-face-together patches on his face.
You know what's even crazier than these pics? I'm sure he'll still get more work done.
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