Archive for the 'Save The Face' Category
Plastic surgery is a bitch, turns ya into a wax figure.
Kim’s got Michael Jackson’s nose, Heidi Montag’s chin, Joan Rivers’ cheeks, and Beyonce’s eyes. She’d look hot, if only she was real. I barely recognize her; I have to read captions first to figure out who she is. Marc Jacobs is lookin’ greasy but those are some nice diamond earrings he’s got on. If only he could save her.
Jenna disgraced the runway last Thursday.
Her implant looks like it wants to break free. Please don’t make me comment on her mug.
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LINKAGE
- Check out New York’s sex tape! I don’t think this chick is her and this sex tape is BAD! The peen keeps falling out. So. Not. Hawt - CS
- Surfing makes you a better father? - RR
- Blame it on the beer goggles - HC
- New Salma Hayek baby pictures - SOW
- Male cameltoe - CR
- Amy Winehouse remixed - PB
- Cameron Diaz fugs up NYC - DS
- Mary J. Blige allegations of steroid use - GB
- Save The Face: starring Keira Knightley - GTS
- Gymspiration via Reese Witherspoon’s ass - ND
- Sharon Stone says everyone is bisexual - AB
- I’d still bang Elijah Wood, but that’s not saying much - EB
- Shar Jackson pulls a Britney - JN
- John Mayer covers JT - AIW
- Terminator Salvation - CP
- Is Project Runway one of the best shows on TV? - POTO
Wacko Jacko was spotted at Barnes and Noble near Vegas with what appears to be some bandaid-tape-trying-to-keep-my-face-together patches on his face.
You know what’s even crazier than these pics? I’m sure he’ll still get more work done.
Besides chopping and stretching the hell outta her face, it looks like Kim’s also into skin bleaching; and her makeup color is way off. She hates herself so much that she can’t even keep her own eyebrows - those have to be fake too. I’m also really feelin’ the Jay Leno chin, because it helps her look more fug - poetic justice, if you will. It’s like the more work she gets done, the longer the chin. That seems fair to me. 
