Scandals

How's that for a conquest? Sweet geezus. Mimi Alford had an 18-month affair with JFK that only ended when he was assassinated in 1963. Mimi has written a book Once Upon a Secret, love that title, in which she details what led to her affair with the president.

Mimi was an intern in 1962, and just four days into her internship, she was invited to an after-work party. JFK offered Mimi a personal tour where she was taken to Jackie Kennedy's room.

The former intern writes: “I wouldn’t describe what happened that night as making love, but I wouldn’t call it nonconsensual either.”

JFK allegedly told his friends about his teenage conquest. He was 45 at the time, btw.

Apparently there was some Tupac sh!t that went down too, where Alford gave a BJ while JFK watched: "The president whispered in my ear. 'Mr. Powers looks a little tense... Would you take care of it?'... This was a challenge to give Dave Powers oral sex... I'm ashamed to say that I did... The president silently watched."

SMH!

Fox News anchor Greg Kelly allegedly raped a woman in her late 20s the first evening that they met. Greg is also the son of NYC Police Commissioner Ray Kelly. Greg and the alleged victim were drinking at a bar before the victim allegedly passed out in her office, which is where Greg allegedly raped her.

The victim became pregnant as a result of the alleged sexual assault, which took place on Oct. 8.

The alleged victim says she eventually called Greg and asked "What did you do to me?"

Greg's lawyers have turned over text messages between Greg and the woman. He vehemently denies the allegation and says that their encounter was consensual.

The alleged victim had an abortion, sources say.

Kelly was absent from Thursday morning's "Good Day New York" broadcast. His lawyer released the following statement: "..."Mr. Kelly strenuously denies any wrongdoing of any kind, and is cooperating fully with the District Attorney's investigation. We know that the District Attorney's investigation will prove Mr. Kelly's innocence."

Meanwhile ABC News reported that the woman is an "emotional cripple" and "distraught."

It's looking more and more likely that Khloe Kardashian has come to terms with the fact that she has a different daddy than her sisters, and that she'll soon be willing to go public with the news. Early reports suggest that Khloe will meet her probable biological father, Alex Roldan, on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Naturally, the meeting has been arranged by media whore Kris Jenner who continues to find new and creative ways to cash in on cheating on her dead husband. Khloe initially called her father's ex-wives "disgusting" for telling tabloids that they believe Khloe is not Robert Kardashian's daughter, but now it seems that she's leaning toward accepting the truth.

Look at the side-by-side of these two, above. Khloe certainly bears more of a resemblance to Alex than to anyone else in her family. Couple that with the fact that Robert Kardashian was only 5'7", while Khloe and Alex both tower over the rest of the clan at 5'10" and 6', respectively and, well...the truth begins to seem pretty obvious. Leave it to the Kardashians to try to milk some ratings out of this potentially scandalous revelation.

OH SH!T! Cynthia Nixon of Sex and the City fame just upset at least half of her fans by saying that she chose to be a lesbian. Cynthia came out of the closet in 2004. She used to be married to a man that she had two biological children with.

Cynthia tells The New York Times that she gave an empowerment speech to a gay audience and her speech included the line "I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better." She was told to change the sentence because it implies that homosexuality can be a choice, but she refused. "For me, it is a choice. I understand that for many people it’s not, but for me it’s a choice, and you don’t get to define my gayness for me."

The actress continued "... I say it doesn’t matter if we flew here or we swam here, it matters that we are here and we are one group and let us stop trying to make a litmus test for who is considered gay and who is not."

But that's not all: "Why can’t it be a choice? Why is that any less legitimate? It seems we’re just ceding this point to bigots who are demanding it, and I don’t think that they should define the terms of the debate.

Travis Barker's lawyers sent a letter to MediaTakeOut, telling the scandalous website to remove nude photos of the talented drummer. Travis says that the pictures were taken more than five years ago and were "private and never intended for public viewing or to be seen by anyone else."

Naturally I had to go on over to MTO and look at what he's working with and I must say I'm semi-impressed. It's hard to tell how close Travis' peen gets to his bellybutton, which is a good way to figure out if someone is packin', because he's lying down and he has tattoos everywhere. Because I know you're just as curious as I am, click HERE for Travis' nude photos!!!

Photo: Wenn

There's been a huge Kimmy K scandal brewing since last week. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner filmed a fake scene at a studio in Los Angeles in December. Kim pretended to be in Dubai in October, and questioning her divorce. Kim has tried to make Kris Humphries look like an a-hole all season, so naturally complaining about how she isn't happy in her marriage is supposed to make her look like the poor victim.

Kim was spotted wearing the same outfit above on December 6 as she exited a studio!!!! In the video below, Kim tells Kris "There’s something in my relationship that I feel isn’t right. I’m learning a lot of things about him that I didn’t really know before... And married life isn’t what I thought it would be with him.” Kim says all this months AFTER she had already filed for divorce. Meanwhile no cars are passing by and the SUV's windows are completely blacked out! Kimmy K did this fake scene to gain sympathy from fans, but it backfired!!!!!!!

Kim & Kourtney Take New York Fake Scene

Source: Reality Tea

Khloe Kardashian wasn't lying when she called her mother Kris Jenner a "cock sucking groupie." Kris has also said that she has never used a condom before in her life. She cheated on her ex-husband Robert Kardashian while they were married and now Hollywood animator Todd Waterman has come forward.

Todd tells Radar that he began sleeping with Kris in 1989.

“It was scandalous. We dated for a year and a half. I was playing pro soccer and I was training with a team, L.A. Heat, for a now defunct league. That’s how we met.”

Cue Kris Jenner calling up her lawyer on speed dial!

If Todd isn't fudging on the actual timeline, the math just doesn't add up! According to Todd's story, Kris began sexing him after Khloe was born. Radar adds fuel to the fire, saying that Khloe and Todd "DO look very similar." Sucks to be Khloe right now.

We don't know if this story will calm down conspiracy theorists, but according to court documents that the late Robert Kardashian filed in 1999, he declared that he has "four biological children," Khloe Kardashian is one of 'em, natch.

Robert was seeking an annullment from his second wife, Jan Ashley, in '99. He explained to the judge that the marriage didn't work because Jan wanted to have his child but he didn't want anymore kids. Why the hell didn't they discuss that before marriage?!

Anyway, Robert said: "I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more."

Jan, along with Robert's widow Ellen Kardashian, told Star magazine that Khloe isn't Robert's biological child.

The Kardashians keep their fingers on a keypad 24 hours a day, just in case they need to Tweet a photo of their nail polish or remind you to go buy some more K-Krap. They also use Twitter to squash rumors and to post ambiguous messages. So Khloe got on Twitter, slamming Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian for saying that Khloe Kardashian is not a Kardashian.

Khloe Tweeted: "The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)."

Khloe must have been livid, which would explain why her Tweet is so weak. I would have said much more than she did, and I would have mentioned these hoes by name.

So does Khloe know who her biological father is, if this rumor is true?! Kris Jenner is already plotting a 4-hour special on Khloe's search for the truth.

Photo: Wenn

Of course, Jan Ashley could just be seeking some publicity or a nice payday. The claim would be easy to dismiss if it weren't for the fact that Robert's widow (Jeez, how many times did this dude get married?) has also spoken out about the question of Khloe's paternity."Khloe brought it up all the time," she said. "She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn't look anything like the other three children."

Couple these revelations with the fact that Kris Jenner admittedly slept around on Robert and it seems there's little doubt that Khloe is a Kardashian in name only. So why has there never been an effort to find her real dad? According to his ex Robert, "never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much." Dude, you can love a kid and still wanna know if they're your seed. That would've been the best episode of Maury ever.