Scandals (Page 12)

Since Tiger Woods finally spoke publicly and apologized for his affairs, the mistresses are ready to cash in! Porn star Joslyn James held a press conference shortly after Tiger made his statement wanting a direct apology from the sex kitten.

“I would be open to a telephone apology from Tiger but I really feel that I deserve to look at him face to face … in his eyes because I didn’t deserve this. Tiger pursued me and over time I fell in love with him -- and he told me he loved me too.”

I don't get it. Why does she deserve an apology from Tiger too? Joslyn knew he was married and had children and I doubt he told her that he would leave his wife Elin Nordegren for her. Even if he told her he loved her, it was more of loving the sex, and it didn't really matter who the female was attached at the other end of the vadge.

Tiger Woods will be holding a news conference at the PGA Tour Headquarters this Friday at 11:00 AM Eastern. Tiger Woods will NOT be taking any questions. He will simply give a public statement and that is all.

I'm hoping the statement will go something like this, and this is a rough draft, just typing shiz as it comes:

Thank you for joining me today. As you know, I have had personal struggles and I have tried to conceal them from not only the public, but also from my close friends and family. Initially I said that I had "transgressions" and I requested both space and privacy, but I realized that one's recovery requires full admission of the truth. I have done things that I am ashamed of. I will not be giving details on my mistakes because, although I am a public figure, I still believe that my private life should remain private.

My beautiful wife Elin has stood by me and words can not express my unconditional gratitude for her unwavering love and support. I am determined to be the best husband and father that I can possibly be and I am looking forward to returning to the wonderful sport of professional golf.

* How's that, all? Yeah, it kind of sucks. I know, but my point is, let's pretend that I have one, is that Tiger's not going to give any details on what he done did and with what hookers and porn stars. He will thank his wife, try to get us to focus on how he wants to be a great husband and father, and he'll remind us that he's human and sh*t and likes to golf. For realz.

Loredana Jolie initially denied having sex with Tiger Woods, but now that the cat is out of the bag, she's shopping around a tell-all book. She's working hard for that money with allegations that Tiger was into threesomes and may have had men involved too.

In an interview with the New York Post, Loredana said Tiger would want to get his freak on from dusk till dawn cause he had sleeping problems and would stay up all night long. She also claims he is into fetishes and there were even guys involved.

"He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man. He'd have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that but he would only watch."

She's not really telling us much more than we already know. Just imagine all of the other Tiger sex stories out there that we may never know about. I guarantee there's more chicks who slept with Tiger but aren't running to the media about it cause they're classy like that.

You can try to pull off the perfect husband and great politician image for so long but, if you're scandalous, the truth always comes out. That brings us to the John Edwards sex tape!

Andrew Young was an aide to John Edwards and reportedly is the person who found an unmarked DVD which turned out to be the sex tape, at Rielle Hunter's house. She's the chick that was humping John and had his baby, Francis Quinn, who is now two years old. Andrew had gotten sucked into believing it wasn't Edwards' baby and was furious when he found the video of John and Rielle practicing their baby making moves.

Andrew has written a book titled The Politician, which mentions the homemade porn flick. We should expect to hear more John Edwards stories from other staffers who stuck their necks out for him.

"It [the tape] was kind of the last straw for people who had sacrificed savings and jobs to lie for John. You should expect to see plenty more stories about him coming out of the woodwork when more people realize how complicated his motivations were."

Would you want to see his sex tape? I wanna see if he has any rhythm to his thrust.

NBA basketball player Greg Oden is the latest celebrity to have nude photos leaked on the Internet. He's packing in the meat department but he needs to manscape!

He obviously hangs slightly to the right and has a decent body (work on that 6 pack), but he's not good looking. His face is covered in this photo, but it's not in the other pics. I would poke him if I could brown bag his giant head.

After being alerted by a friend about the leaked photos, Greg said he "would like to apologize to everybody: Portland, the fans, the organization. It was very embarrassing."

Don't apologize about the peen, just say you're sorry for not doing maintenance on the pubicles.

You can check out all of the uncensored photos here.

John Edwards has issued a statement confirming our suspicions for the last two years: He da baby daddy!

The National Enquirer put John Edwards on blast for having an extramarital affair with his employee Rielle Hunter. The shocking "scandal" has been political career suicide for Johnny. Still, the former Presidential candidate took as long as possible to admit the truth, even after a paternity test had confirmed that he's the father of Francis Quinn Hunter.

Today Johnny said: “I am Quinn’s father. I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves. I have been able to spend time with her and trust that future efforts to show her the love and affection she deserves can be done privately."

"It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter and hopefully one day, when she understands, she will forgive me.. .I understand that to all those I have disappointed and hurt, these words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry.”

John can't say much about his baby mama drama because of an ongoing federal investigation into whether he used campaign money to cover up his affair. John's attorneys say that he's been visiting Quinn and providing financial support for about a year. He also just signed a new child support agreement with Rielle.

These horny dudes like Tiger Woods just don't believe in wearing condoms and women like Rielle are smart b*tches who know they can get knocked up and cash in. Good for her and baby Quinn!

Sorry, Elizabeth Edwards. You deserve much better.

One of Tiger Woods' flavor of the month mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is writing a tell-all book about her relationship with Tiger, and is spilling the beans about his sexuality. Nothing stays between the sheets when you're sleeping with an average ho and you're one of the greatest athletes in the world.

Ferriolo claims "she saw Tiger having sexual relationships with other men." She is the only one of all of his f*ck holes to claim she saw him going pole to pole with other dudes. He apparently liked humping numerous ladies at one time, too.

Loredana says she is planning to spill all about how she and Tiger "came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods' sexuality."

Whatever numb-nut publisher decides to release this book better give her a polygraph test to make sure her story is true before releasing it. This chick has kept quiet until recently and was seen getting golf lessons at a Florida country club earlier this week. She's working hard to get her 15 minutes of fame!

One would think Tiger Woods wouldn't be dumb enough to make a sex tape, but it's rumored that a second sex tape exists and is being shopped around. The chick who owns the tape has already tried to sell it to Vivid Entertainment.

Steven Hirsch of Vivid said a women approached him recently with the tape. She says was shot over two years ago. He said his people have looked at 30 seconds worth of the tape and isn't confirming it's Tiger and his wang on the video.

If you recall, a rumor about a Tiger Woods sex tape and love child started about a month ago, but it didn't get very far. Even if he is on the video, they can't release it without his permission. We need to find a sneaky bastard who will just throw it on the internet for a day, otherwise we'll never see it. Somebody has to man up! 

One of Tiger Woods' poke holes is apologizing to Tiger's wife for hurting their family. Is it just me, or should she have had that revelation before he poked her? You're a little slow on the thinking Jaimee Grubbs.

It sounds like Jaimee was bitten by the Tiger Woods love bug while they were making whoopee but doesn't go as far as to admit she was in love with him.

"Love is obviously a very strong word for me to even use. I wouldn't necessarily say that I didn't love him. But I couldn't ... I didn't let myself get that far."

She also didn't realize he was hooking up with many other women at the same time he was seeing her and says she was devastated. She also said she learned from all this drama that she should have thought the sh*t out before having sex with him.

"I've learned from everything that I did. Had I not acted on emotion, I probably would have taken a second to think of how it was going to affect my family and the impact it was going to have not on my life, but on everybody that's been involved in this."

Yeah it sucks but I don't think she's complaining about the nice checks she's receiving for doing interviews about their fling. You're obviously not that upset about it if you're willing to talk about the affair and put just a little more salt in the wound for Elin. I heart smart people!

Tiger Woods has affected more people than the damn H1N1 virus and it's getting out of control. I'm beginning to wonder if I slept with Tiger too. Hmmm, there was that one night after the Memorial Tournament when.... Nah!

Sleeping around on your woman is totally disrespectful and disgusting but Tiger took it a step further by falling in love with his main sex squeeze, Rachel Uchitel. In numerous emails, Tiger wears his emotions on his Nike golf shirt sleeve as he explains how he feels for Rachel.

"I know it’s brutal on you that you can’t be with me all the time. I get it. It f***ing kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. F***. Why didn’t we find each other years ago. We wouldn’t be having this conversation.”

Tiger wasn't the first celebrity notch on Rachel Uchitel's bed post as she has been linked to David Boreanaz and Derek Jeter in the past. In another email obtained by In Touch Weekly, Tiger wonders if Rachel is only sexing him because he's famous.

I thought I was getting to know you, but it feels like I’m just another person who happens to be famous. I don’t know what person I was falling for so hard. The one I got to know on the phone, e-mail, text and in person. Or the one who likes famous people. Is it the Rachel I know or the character? That’s what’s hard. It guts me to think I’ve fallen for the wrong one.”

Wow. Seriously, that's all I've got on this one...WOW!