This is getting ridiculous. A couple days ago, it was reported that Scarlett Johansson is now dating Bradley Cooper. Today, Us Weekly claims that ScarJo has been hooking up with Justin Timberlake for years, and lately the two Hollywood hoes haven't even been trying to conceal their relationship.

The two were spotted at a party together about a week ago and they left together around 5:30 am. Later, when witnesses saw Justin arrive at Scarlett's NYC apartment, he "wasn't even trying to be low-key," openly introducing himself as "Justin" to the doorman. "They've hooked up several times over the years," says a friend of Scarlett's. Those close to the friends with benefits aren't surprised that they've been hooking up, but are a bit worried about how open they're being, given that Justin is reportedly back together with longtime girlfriend, Jessica Biel.

Hey, good for them. Why hide it at this point? It's not like they've got reputations to protect. At this point, Justin and Scarlett's genitals have been seen by more people in Hollywood than Avatar. If you're gonna be a ho, I say own it. If they were really smart they'd make a sex tape and give it a full-blown theatrical release.

Scarlett Johansson and Bradley Cooper have been on two "dates"!!! Life & Style magazine reports that Scarlett and Bradley partied together at New York's Provocateur nightspot. They both arrived with a small group of friends, including model Cheyenne Tozzi, whoever that is.

It all went down around 2am.

"While Bradley was flirty with Cheyenne initially, after some drinks he turned his attention to Scarlett. The duo were hand in hand and more than flirty by the end of the night."

ScarJo and Brad acted in He's Just Not That Into You two years ago and they may be reuniting on screen in a new film with an awesome title - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Scarlett and Brad also hung out on Thursday where they were spotted with Justin Timberlake at 10AK bar, also in New York.

It doesn't really matter if Scarlett and Bradley are "dating," it's not like this f*ckship will work. Brad's a whore and Scarlett is an undercover whore, which means they'll get bored with each other all the while being too busy to sext on a regular basis.

Leave it to one of my favorite hot a*s b!tches to get the job done! Many female celebrities have been hacked, but when ScarJo was hacked, she hired one of the fiercest lawyers in Los Angeles, the FBI got involved, and it looks like justice may be served.

TMZ reports that the Feds are all over this Scarlett Johansson T&A business and they "already know the identity of the main culprit."

Scarlett contacted the FBI yesterday after the pics. The FBI is "honing in" on the group of hackers and know the identity of at least one of them -- and we're told it's the ringleader.

The masterminds behind this need to be stopped because they are clearly out of control, targeting all of the hottest female celebrities.

Good for Scarlett! She must be so humiliated, even though she looks sexy in her leaked pics. What about hacking the sexiest male celebrities, you sexist douchebag hackers! Fat and unattractive actresses all across America are all like 'Muahahahaha! That's what you skinny b!tches get!'

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When nude photos of Scarlett Johansson are leaked, it truly is a matter of national security. Or at least a really, really good excuse to look at naked pictures of Scar-Jo at work. (Hey, that’s always a good thing, right?)

This seems to be logic of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The FBI have gotten involved in Scarlett’s hacking case, almost immediately after her nudie pics started circulating the interwebz.

An official told Fox, “The FBI is aware of the alleged hacking incident and is looking into it.”

While the official message seems completely toneless and devoid of any kind of excitement, you can bet that everyone in the FBI is, at this very moment, fighting to be put on board the SJNPP (Scar-Jo Naked Photos Project). I mean, let’s be honest, wouldn’t you?

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The moment we've been waiting for is here. Sexy star Scarlett Johansson's nude photos have finally leaked!

Months ago it was reported that the same hacker who was responsible for leaking Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera and Blake Lively's pics also had some naked pictures of ScarJo, Natalie Portman and Dianna Agron.

Well, we have the pictures for you, and I think Scarlett looks great. She's got some T&A and she looks good without makeup. Click on over HERE for the uncensored pics.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married and divorced lickety-split, but they might be boomeranging back to each other because that’s what you do when you want a guaranteed f**k? Nah, they’re both hot. That’s not even an issue.

Even though each of them has been banging their own bevy of hot and not-so-hot spousal replacements, rumors are starting to swirl that the two are reigniting their relationship, despite only being divorced for a month.

According to Star magazine, they’ve been in constant communication ever since they shared a friendly dinner at a Los Feliz restaurant in early July. Scarlett is apparently so eager to win her ex back that "she's been texting and calling [Ryan] nonstop since the dinner.”

This has the slight smell of Eau de B.S. to me because I don’t really think of Scar-Jo as an eager beaver type. And I’m pretty sure, if she wanted to reneg on her decision to dump him, she could just show up on his doorstep clad in, like, a potato sack and he’d already consider taking her back.

May this be a message to all military personnel who are trying to f*ck with celebrities, figuratively and literally, by putting them on the spot and asking them to a Marine Corps. Ball. ScarJo ain't goin!

One of my favorite chicks has turned down an offer by Sergeant Dustin L. Williams who asked her to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball. Scarlett Johansson said that she feels "incredibly honored to have been invited," but she's unable to go. "Not only does Sgt. Williams deserve recognition for his bravery, selflessness and dedication to the United States and its people, but he also displays a cheeky talent for film making."

Johansson says that "prior commitments" are preventing her from attending. "I am sending you a case of Moet and Chandon with gratitude. In my absence, I raise a glass to you and all the men and women of the U.S. Marine Corps, past and present, in thanks for your continued commitment to preserving the safety of our nation."

This crap irritates me endlessly. These opportunists need to put their boners away and stop exploiting their jobs. Thousands of people have died in these unnecessary battles and many have lost their limbs and their abilities and will be in pain for the rest of their lives and these horny dorks try to corner celebrities because they know it's bad PR for a celebrity to say no. We appreciate all that you do for our country, but you don't need a celebrity to show up to your event and tell you so personally. Props to my girl Scarlett!

Editor's note: I wrote this post before watching the video, and this guy is adorable. This video is cute! I still think that this crap needs to stop, though, but good job on the editing and creativity.

Scarlett Johansson Marine Corps Invitation

Scarlett Johansson and Justin Bartha are both mastering the art of upgrading. Justin and girlfriend of two years, Ashley Olsen, split months ago and ScarJo got dumped by Sean Penn recently.

Scarlett and Justin were spotted "canoodling" in New York City after watching his off-Broadway show "All New People." The new couple went to dinner after the show.

“It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion.” Couples have deep conversations about sex. Page Six says that they were both "completely engrossed" in one another.

Scarlett and Justin also went to a Karaoke bar together.

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After three months of chain-smoking and passing out drunk together, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have called it quits. Jeez, if a recently divorced 26 year-old and a violent, 50 year-old leather handbag with eyes can't make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

People reported the break-up this morning and stated that "the reason for the split wasn't immediately known," but I don't think it's that hard to figure out. Take a look at Scarlett Johansson. Now look at Sean Penn. Now back to ScarJo. Now Back to Penn. There's the reason for the split, right there. She probably saw ex-husband Ryan Reynolds' abs in the Green Lantern trailer, then took one look at the withered lump of old man snoring next to her and immediately climbed out the window. 

At least she's no longer wasting her hotness on someone who looks like he'd ask you for a dollar in a 7-11 parking lot. Here are some pics of ScarJo, just cuz she's purty.

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When an A-list actor and a high-powered Hollywood talent agent get married, it's certain to be a star-studded affair, and sure enough Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth's wedding was attended by the Hollywood elite. But there was one couple that almost threatened to steal the spotlight from the famous bride and groom: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn.

Yep, Scar Jo dragged Skeletor to the wedding, probably with the promise of an open bar and lots of young @ss for him to ogle. Taking your new f*ck buddy to a wedding is a fast and easy way to make it official and go public. By dragging Mr. Burns to the most high-profile wedding of the year, Scarlett is basically saying to the world, "Yeah, I know what he looks like, but we do more than rub our genitals together. We're serious and I'm gonna be loaded when he croaks in a couple years. At least, I better be. I dumped Ryan Reynolds for this leathery booze sponge!"

Anyway, I like to think that's what Scarlett said when they walked into the church.