Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn went to Madeo restaurant in LA for lunch and they acted like they were the only ones there. The National Enquirer reports that ScarJo and Sean had lunch with some friends, (what's up with all the group dates?), and they behaved as though they needed to get a room.

Even though two pals were with them, the steamy duo groped, smooched and stroked – but when the meal ended, Sean suddenly wanted to change tables for dessert.

“They were at the best table in the house, but it’s smack in the center, and Sean was annoyed by lookey-loo diners sneaking peeks. Sean sent a hostess to tell three girls in a corner booth that if they’d switch tables, he’d pay for dinner. Sean and Scarlett kissed and petted like their pals weren’t even there." 

Sean then wrote "Thank you" on the girls' check.

These two are so in lust and oh, so doomed.

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are one of those couples that make you feel like you need evidence, preferably watching their sex tape, in order to believe it. Turns out Scarlett and Sean are still enjoying each other's company and Scarlett may be falling for the 50 year-old Oscar winner.

Uh, yeah... I'm sure Sean's a great lover, so stop trippin' people. Let a whore be great!

People magazine reports that Scarlett and Sean had dinner with friends in West Hollywood on Saturday night.

“They were smiles all night and seemed to have a great time together. Scarlett and Sean sat very closely and exchanged flirty looks. Scarlett acted very intrigued by him. She would smile, nod her head and just listen to his stories.”

Talk of a budding romance heated up when the two took a short and sweet getaway to Mexico at the beginning of January.

I predict that this couple could be together for up to a year.

Last week I called Vanessa Hudgens "a whore with low self-esteem," after a new round of her naked pictures leaked, but it turns out that I may be wrong. She's just a whore. Vanessa Hudgens may be one of over 50 celebrities who have been hacked.

TMZ reports, The hackers who are now being investigated by the FBI have 100 active email addresses of celebrities, politicians and sports stars. They are all high-profile. The hackers have snagged nude photos and videos from female stars including Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Ali Larter and Demi Lovato.

Vanessa's pictures and videos may have been leaked by one of her former "friends." Today, Natalie Portman, Olympian skier Lindsey Vonn, Dianna Agron of Glee and more have been added to the list of victims who have been hacked. Miley Cyrus, Ali Larter, Busy Phillips and Renee Olstead have also been targeted.

I hope that no content from any of the other female celebrities will be leaked, they don't deserve to be exposed and humiliated like this. Now onto the politicians - I wanna see some Republican and Democrat dong! Which party packs more heat?! The truth may get me to switch sides. 

While Scarlett Johansson has decided to take advantage of her new-found freedom by changing Sean Penn's adult diapers, Ryan Reynolds has gone the opposite route by banging something younger, if not necessarily hotter, than Scarlett. Unfortunately, she has the old lady name of Agnes Fisher. What's up with these two and their fetish for the elderly? I bet they watched Golden Girls or went to the earl-bird special at Denny's to get in the mood while they were married.

That's Ryan's new German model piece, and don't get me wrong, she's hot, but she's not "I just got divorced from Scarlett Johansson and I'm a famous young millionaire" hot. Granted, she's not a 50 year-old drunken has-been like Scarlett's new dude, but she's not quite what I expected from Ryan's rebound chick. She's kind of just a generic skinny blonde. Not bad, by any means, but not what I expected from one of Hollywood's most eligible new bachelors. Was Mila Kunis unavailable?

Then again, this is a dude who was once engaged to Alanis Morissette. Looks are obviously not his top priority. Good for him?

In January, reports surfaced that Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were dating, and now it looks like we have some camera phone evidence to prove it. Someone gave a picture of Scarlett and Sean eating at a Cuban restaurant in LA yesterday to TMZ.

The two were seen smiling and laughing together during the meal — and one source inside the restaurant tells us Scarlett covered the bill. Rumors of their “fling” have been swirling since January.

Us Weekly also claims that Scarlett is "smitten" with Penn.

What Sean's lacking in the looks department, he makes up for in spades with his talent. This is less of a relationship and more of an apprenticeship for Johansson. Sean is like her professor and he's probably teaching her a lot about her craft. The only difference is that their alternate classroom is a bedroom where Big O's are given out instead of A's!

And I think it's great that Scarlett covered the bill. You know he's compensating her in other ways.

This year's Oscar Awards red carpet was pretty boring, thankfully we got to see new evidence that Natalie Portman is actually still very knocked up. Celebs like Michelle Williams, Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow went for bland colors, while Anne Hathaway and Sandra Bullock went for bright red.

Purple also seemed to be a theme on Oscar night. Natalie Pormtan, Mila Kunis and an adorable Scarlett Johansson all wore purple gowns. ScarJo's haircut has really grown on me and the woman is so much hotter in person and her body is even better in person, too. Love her!

And then there was red, which was worn by Anne Hathaway, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Hudson, and JHud's saggy deflated breasts: Those should be covered up boo! Reese Witherspoon's big ponytail was flawless and Halle Berry was gorgeous, per usual.

If a sexy Scarlett Johansson doesn't spark your interest in a bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne, then you're a lost cause. Scarlett was named the celebrity ambassador for Moet & Chandon in 2009 and is doing a fabulous job pimping their juice in this new ad campagne.

In a release, Moët & Chandon President & CEO Daniel Lalonde said, "Moët & Chandon, the most loved champagne since 1743, is a universal symbol of joie de vivre and success. This new campaign highlights a return to the immutable elegance and glamour that are inherent to both Moët and Scarlett."

They picked the right hottie for the job! Scarlett pulls off the vintage elegant feel that they're looking for, very well. Is it just me or does it look like Scarlett's ready to give the top of that bottle a.... Nevermind.

...Trips to Sexytown, am I right?! Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been denying that they're dating for weeks now, trying to convince the world that they're nothing more than two recently divorced friends. Right. Friends who just happen to hang out all through the holidays and take intimate private vacations to secluded places together.

Sandra and Ryan have been taking secretive jaunts to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, a town with a population of about 8,000. Why would two recently divorced people want to take off for a cold, quiet place where their nearest neighbor is 20 miles away? Oh yeah, so they can bang like drunken rabbits without the neighbors and tabloids blowin' up their spot. It all makes sense.

Some people might think it strange that Ryan would go from Scarlett Johansson, pretty much the hottest chick alive, to Sandra Bullock, who is, 12 years older than Ryan and...well, not the hottest chick alive. In fact, I looked it up and she doesn't even crack the top 3 billion. We have to bear in mind, however, that Ryan has a thing for elderly, slightly fugly @ss. This is the guy who dated Alanis Morisette for 5 years before pulling the biggest upgrade in the history of upgrades and trading her in for Scarlett. So, now it looks like he's moved on to Sandra, and I say good for both of them. Ryan might come off as slightly douchey sometimes, but he's not gonna run off and catch some undiscovered STDs from a tattoed herpes monster like Sandra's last dude.

Yeah, Scarlett wasn't giving Ryan Reynolds as many blowjobs as he thought she would, so he whined about their marital problems while on the set of Green Lantern. Mature.

Ryan Reynolds  was “open on set that he and Scarlett [Johansson] were having problems.” Just a year and half into his marriage with 26-year-old Johansson, Reynolds “would say that she treated him badly,” the insider explains. “It never seemed like she made him a priority.”

Reynolds is now “beyond sad and depressed,” another pal says.

This is how men behave when they are dumped! Their egos take a beating and they become whiny little bitches. Scarlett Johansson "never seemed like she made him a priority" is another way of saying that Ryan was intimidated by her independence and her fierceness. She doesn't need this baby.

The source also adds that Scarlett "was disconnected and disaffected" about the split, and that's probably because you know she's the one who pulled the effing plug!

ScarJo and Ryan were together for a few months before they got engaged and then become hitched shortly thereafter. Who knew Ryan would go the chick route and paint his partner as a heartless villain just to make himself feel better? Scarlett was in Jamaica last week where she was probably drunk on rum, smoking good ganja, and snorkeling. Damn right she was "disconnected and disaffected." B!tch knows how to move on. Rock on Scar Jo!

What kind of divorce is this? Where are the screaming matches and childish name-calling? If celebrities are gonna start acting like level headed grown ups, I'm just gonna hold my breath and punch myself in the head until someone makes them stop.

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson met for dinner in New York over the weekend and, according to witnesses, neither of them even had the decency to throw a drink in the other one's face. It you're gonna get divorced, do it right! "They just wanted to connect and have a friendly chat," one eye witness reported. "They just wanted to sit down together. The tone was light and fun despite the untruths that the media is working up. They aren't reconciling. This was just two people who were married being civil and friendly."

It's not enough that they're more attractive than the rest of us, now they have to handle their breakups better, too? Where do these two get the nerve?