LMAO!
"Bring yo coochie down, put yo coochie up!"

Scarlett Johansson has sparked reports she's back in the dating game after spending the Easter weekend with Alanis Morissette's ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds.

Ironically, Reynolds has also been romantically linked to his Blade: Trinity co-star Jessica Biel, who was Johansson's reported love rival when both were allegedly dating pop star Justin Timberlake.

Johansson, who has insisted she never dated Timberlake, spent the weekend with Reynolds in New York City. After dining at Manhattan restaurant Odeon on Saturday night, the couple joined friends for lunch at the Carlyle hotel on Sunday.

These two would have some hot kids! Isn't it crazy that once you're a celebrity, if you just go to lunch with someone you're now humping them? Speaking of humps, I can't believe Ryan wasn't lured back by Alanis' take on Fergie's "My Humps" video. That's the sexiest thing I've seen in years!

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In this coming Sunday's PARADE, Contributing Editor James Kaplan talks in depth with gifted young actress Scarlett Johansson.

On avoiding the paparazzi…
"There's plenty of restaurants and neighborhoods that I just try to avoid. It sucksâ€"especially in New York, because you want to feel like you can walk around anywhere. But it's okay. I think it's an adjustment.

It's horrible that you have to make the adjustment, but being as I can't change the state of where we are now, and I'm sure it will never change, you just have to make the adjustment. What's the alternative? I don't want to move to the middle of nowhere. I'm a city kid."

On being a highly responsible person…
"I'm very responsible when I'm working. I've just been doing it for a long time, and I'm not the kind of person who is going to show up to work three hours late, or maybe not come at all. That's just not who I am.

That just has to do with the fact that I understand that everybody else comes to work, and we would all like to get an extra four hours of sleep, but what can you do?"..."But [outside of work] I don't really have any responsibility right now. It's not like I have kids.

I'm not raising a younger sibling. I'm not supporting anybody financially. But at the same time, I can take care of myself. My mother may disagree. Of course, moms always do: [imitates her mother] "My baby, you're just a child...."

On looking like a boy...
"I don't think my features are entirely feminine. Yes, I have full lips and obviously I have no facial hair. But...take somebody like Penelope Cruz. She's so feminine.

Think about it. She has, like, long eyelashes, and to me she just looks very feminine. When I wake up in the morning and I have no makeup on, like right now, I think I look like a young boy."

And she's funny, too…
To try to get all the details right, James Kaplan asked Johansson to tell him the provenance of everything she was wearing. And she didâ€"shoes, Alaia; T-shirt, Balenciaga; wristwatch, Chanel.... Then she looked at Kaplan very cheekily and said, "And what are you wearing?"

Even better, she eats when she's hungry!
At the PARADE photo shoot, there was a table full of goodies to eat. According to Kaplan, Johansson was not at all neurotic about the food. "She was hungry, so she ate some coffee cake. And then complained that it didn't have enough butter in it!"

Hey all. I already post like 15+ posts a day, more than a good 90% of bloggers - I'm obsessive compulsive like that. But I thought I was done for the day, then I came across this goody - Justin Timberlake and Scar Jo's video.

No wonder Cameron Diaz was pissed! This is a pretty hot video. It's like a short film in a way. "Short film," as in its 9 minutes long. The karma's pretty over the top in here too.

Enjoy.

- Plus Rosie O'Donnell blogs about Anna Nicole's death.

Everyone's talking about the hottest hookup in South Beach. Looks like Jessica Biel is out of the picture and Scarlett Johanson is back on with Justin Timberlake.

Last night Scarlett went out to the CAA party at Miami hot spot Mokai where she was spotted partying with Justin Timberlake's best friend Trace Ayala and his crew.

Kid Rock and Matt Leinart both tried picking up on Scarlett but she didn't seem the least bit interested. Although Justin was not at the party, the two eventually met up later on in the night.

Our Hollyscoop snoopers spotted Justin leaving Scarlett's bungalow at the Shoreclub hotel around 7am.