Kourtney Kardashian has no problem letting her sisters get married first while she and Scott Disick just make babies. She has sworn off marriage on her reality shows because Scott plays a "villain" character cause the script writers couldn't come up with something better.

But with a daughter on the way, it's time for Scott and Kourt to make it official now instead of going the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie route.

A source tells In Touch that Kourtney and Scott's wedding will take place at Joe Francis' house. Joe is a longtime friend of the K-family.

“They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV." The couple will reportedly reveal their engagement “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner.” That's a given! Congratulations to the happy couple. I think Kourtney's the only one who won't get divorced, possibly because Scott's packing heat.

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Well, if you were hoping you'd be done hearing about Kim Kardashian by the end of 2012, you'd better hope that Mayan prophecy is right, because the way things look now, Kimmy K and her slightly less obnoxious family are here to stay.

The Kardashian klan reached a $40 million dollar deal with the E! network yesterday that will extend the contracts of the entire family for another three seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Despite the fact that by that time America (and Kanye West) will probably have moved on to some other big-bootied gold-digger, E! is going all in with the kind of huge money deal usually reserved for franchise quarterbacks.

And what are they getting for their dollar? The exclusive rights to all of the Kardashians (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Bruce and Kris Jenner get the majority of the cash while everyone else...eh, screw everyone else), and most of their hangers-on, with the exception of Scott Disick, who reportedly insisted on striking a separate deal for himself and his son, Mason.

Avoiding marrying into this dysfunction-fest and insisting on a separate contract? Looks like Scott might be as smart as he is greasy. Take note, Yeezy.

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For a woman who married her husband about a month after she met him, Khloe Kardashian has been very critical of her sisters' taste in men, and now an unfortunate word choice used to describe Kourtney's baby daddy may cost Khloe her fan favorite status.

Scott Disick called in for an interview on Khloe's Dallas radio show (because apparently that's a thing) and she naturally brought up the topic of Scott's metrosexuality. Discussing the issue of Scott's man bag, Khloe appeared to lose her patience with her almost brother-in-law asking, "What kind of homo are you? A straight man doesn't carry a Birkin bag."

For his part, Scott kept his cool and earned himself quite a few fans in the gay community (not that his fashion sense hadn't accomplished that already): “Listen to me. First of all, you shouldn’t say homo on the radio. It’s not a bad thing to be a homosexual. I’m not a homosexual...I didn't come out of the closet. It's a man bag."

Rather than simply apologize for the remark, Khloe dug herself deeper, "I am the queen of my gay community which I love and adore. And I promote doing the tranny look-alike contest. I am queen bee over here so don’t even try it.” For one thing, Khloe, I don't think you're supposed to say "tranny" either, and, two, don't fall back on the old "I have friends like that so I can say whatever I want" argument. It really doesn't work.

Kourtney Kardashian adores being a mother and the 32 year-old was on a mission to have another baby. One of the ongoing themes on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney & A Sibling Live in a Major City For a Few Months shows is that Scott Disick and Kourt sleep in separate rooms.

Naturally there's a new rumor that Kourtney and Scott haven't had sex for 4 months.

“Scott says that as soon as Kourtney got pregnant, she stopped having sex with him. He jokes that she just uses him to get pregnant, but you can tell that he’s starting to get really bummed.”

This is all part of the script! Scott and Kourtney will even break up right before they start planning a 3-day wedding special on E!

Scott Disick is allegedly seriously considering giving Kourtney Kardashian the boot and he plans to move back to New York. Episodes from scripted episodes of this season's Kourtney and Kim Take New York feature Scott and Kourtney's troubled relationship: they sleep in different beds, Kourtney has put Mason Dash Disick first, they're not having enough sex, etc.

In Touch Weekly reports that “unbeknownst to Kourtney, Scott has hatched a secret plan to ditch her, their son, Mason, 2, and the new baby – and move cross-country to New York.”

The tabloid claims that Scott has reached out to his old group of friends in NY and says that he wants to " start partying again and launch a club in the city.”

The magazine's source claims that Disick's relationship with Kourtney "isn't real" and that he's only with her "because he's getting paid."

I would say that the K-crew should sue In Touch Weekly over this rumor, but they're the ones who probably created it themselves! Scott is a very loving and proud father and you can tell that he's pretty crazy about Kourtney as well.

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It's finally here - the douchiest, most pretentious holiday tradition of all! The Kardashian Christmas card was revealed today, and, as expected, it featured the entire family (and Scott Disick) pretending to be high-fashion models. But after deciding last year's card wasn't ridiculous enough, Kim and krew decided to go the extra mile this time around. How?

3D! Seriously, the card's in 3D for those recipients who care enough to buy glasses. I don't know what's worse - that they went to the extravagant extreme of sending out a 3D Christmas card, or that that they didn't even include the freakin' glasses!

But we can forgive the moronic special effects. The card is worth it just for the sight of Kim standing by herself, doing her best to look fierce. Whoever photoshopped the tears out did a wonderful job.

I’ve been saying this FOREVER, but Scott Disick is totally Patrick Bateman 2.0. And American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis agrees.

It all started when Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy tweeted about Lionsgate’s interest in a remake of the 2000 flick, calling it the “best news” and hoping they’d contact him.

Ellis tweeted in response, “I have warned Lionsgate that I will not approve a new version of American Psycho unless it stars SCOTT DISICK or MILES FISHER.”

I don’t know how much he’s joking, but this is amazing. Scott is perfect for the role, no acting required. He already has the business suits, crazy eyes, and sociopathic @sshole written all over him. Ellis sold the movie rights a while back, but make this happen! It will be equal parts horrible and horrifying.

Since the last Kardashian marriage didn't exactly go as planned, the family is now reportedly planning a take two, as Kourtney Kardashian and her douchey baby daddy Scott Disick are finally ready to walk down the aisle, following the announcement that Kourt is expecting the couple's second child. 

Entertainment Tonight reports that a source close to the family claims a wedding between Kourtney and Scott is "imminent," but adds the eldest Kardashian will not follow in her sister's footsteps by hosting a lavish star-studded affair. Quite the contrary, Kourtney is said to be planning a low-key ceremony involving only close friends and family.

The wedding will apparently take place in the Kardashian home, and at this time there is "no word on whether it will be televised," which, of course, means it totally will be televised. At this point, the Kardashians probably wouldn't bother breathing in and out if there weren't a camera crew on hand to capture the moment, so the thought of a wedding with no commercial breaks is pretty hilarious.

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Kim Kardashian's master plan has worked! Last night's premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York was the series' most-watched season premiere ever! Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and Kim's prop husband Kris Humphries' opener drew 3.2 million viewers.

TV by the Numbers reports: It exceeded last season’s premiere by +6% while also posting the series’ most-watched premiere among the coveted Persons 18-49 and Women 18-49 audience, up +8% over last season’s premiere and delivering over 1.7 million Women 18-49 viewers, up +10% over last season’s premiere.

Naturally folks want to watch Kim and Kris' marriage derail because we all love a scripted train wreck. I knew Kim and Kourt's show would have a strong premiere. Their season premiere ratings are just like Ashton Kutcher's Two and a Half Men premiere ratings. More people than ever tuned in, but the audience kept shrinking week after week. The Kardashians have done it all. Khloe will get knocked up eventually and Kourtney will get married, but there isn't much more they can do... Maybe Kris Jenner will convince Kendall to get knocked up soon.