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I was under the impression men loved getting their hump on but Spencer Pratt and now Sean Combs have me wondering what the world is coming to.

After getting his rocks off with all sorts of honeys over the years, Diddy is ready to settle down with one lady. He's had his fill of threesomes over the years and didn't even savor the flavor during the menage a trois escapades.

"I guess the things that used to thrill me don't thrill me so much anymore. Intimacy is more important to me than sleeping with hot chicks. I don't even know if I really savored every menage a trois I had. I don't want to do it all over again. Love is something I strongly connect with, but it's not something I've conquered. I really can't sit here pretending to be the premier expert on love."

The sluts that took part in the sex triangles had to be more interested in each other than they were in Diddy. All they wanted was to add him to their list of celebrities they've sexed. Star f*ckers will give up their poon for anyone... Including a hip hop troll.

Eternal frat boy a-hole P. Doody had another party at his Florida mansion over the weekend and he got frisky with Cassie.

"Diddy and Cassie were definitely together. They were all over each other and didn't leave each other's side the whole night. They were hooking up all night."

Diddy and Cassie have been rumored to be hooking up for more than a year, but the Bad Boy has always denied it. Our source insists, however, that the two artists definitely looked hot and heavy. And what a night it was. The party went until well past 7 am.

Sad! I can't imagine investing years of my life into a man who looks exactly like a rat. Sex with Diddy is borderline beastiality.

Ellen DeGeneres was not backing down, she wanted answers. That's when Diddy got black on her ass and you could tell he was visibly upset before he started dancing.

Why do we have Paris Hilton's BFF show and we don't have one for Diddy?! Even if you just get arrested and need a place to liquor up and fuck your boo, Diddy will let you stay at his mansion. I would so try to compete to be Diddy's BFF. Totally worth it. And, as I've said, I think those who know Chris and Rihanna know that Rihanna's a crazy bitch and they have much more insight than we all do. There are reasons why Diddy did what he did that he won't share.

I can honestly say that I really respect that Diddy refused to speak about this. It's a short clip, Ryan Seacrest asked him about Rihanna and Chris on his radio show. I think Diddy is genius for remaining tight-lipped about everyone.

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It's a good idea to eat before going to one of P. Diddy's famous white parties. Mark Ronson said he felt different after having some snacks.

"I hadn't eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down," the deejay tells Paper. After that, "every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really [bleep]y, but I had to play through the set. I couldn't just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can't do your White Party.

Don't really have much to say about this story. Is Mark a lightweight? He should be used to weed and much more because he's Mark Ronson. If he started making out with Pete Wentz or Diddy afterward then maybe I'd give a hoot.

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When asked if there were a new sport in the Olympics that he would win a gold in, Diddy said:

"Who could have sex the longest. I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious."

Luckily, I will never know just how right or wrong Diddy is when he says that. I prefer not to have sex with men who look just like rats. Freaks me out a bit.

Well, of course, Puff Dookey didn't say that. Yankee Doodle Diddy did.

On some track by O'Neal Knight, P. Dummy "raps,"

"They call me Puff Daddy...he's back. Yeah, you heard me right�"I said Puff Daddy. I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy shit."

P. Dumbass also blogged on MySpace about his name change, "This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy."

Everytime I look at P. Diddy, I see a rat's face. If only P. Rat or P. Mouse sounded good, I would use it. Either way, screw, P. Douche! Not literally. Rats are bad in bed. They get stuck, just like gerbils.

On his myspace, P. Doo Doo has since changed his name back to "P. Diddy."

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Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How 'bout 'Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.' Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.

Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don't get bloated.

The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo's Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I'd skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story...

Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince's house party on Friday.

During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he "must" try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince's mansion.

Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince's basement. That's where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater's doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater's door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.

Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, "It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can't just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends."

I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They're so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can't hate.

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Diddy's twin daughters are so friggin adorable. I just wanna pinch their cheeks and take one home with me. They have two, they can share, right?

So cute!

Sean P.Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddle-Do, Penis Diddler Combs wants to change his name again. He seems to go with whatever multiple personality is jumping out at him at the moment. Now he wants to be called Sean John. I say we call him what he is, Attention Whore! 

"Right now I want to be Sean John, because that's where I am," he recently said, most likely in reference to his identically named clothing line, Sean John. "I have always evolved and taken a different name each time."

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