Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How 'bout 'Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.' Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.

Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don't get bloated.

The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo's Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I'd skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story...

Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince's house party on Friday.

During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he "must" try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince's mansion.

Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince's basement. That's where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater's doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater's door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.

Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, "It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can't just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends."

I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They're so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can't hate.

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Diddy's twin daughters are so friggin adorable. I just wanna pinch their cheeks and take one home with me. They have two, they can share, right?

So cute!

Sean P.Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddle-Do, Penis Diddler Combs wants to change his name again. He seems to go with whatever multiple personality is jumping out at him at the moment. Now he wants to be called Sean John. I say we call him what he is, Attention Whore! 

"Right now I want to be Sean John, because that's where I am," he recently said, most likely in reference to his identically named clothing line, Sean John. "I have always evolved and taken a different name each time."

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P.Diddy's baby daughter is a cutie pie! Diddy's baby maker, Kim Porter, brought one of their twin daughters out over the weekend. I think she looks like her mom and dad. So cute.

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P.Diddy takes the term "diva" to a whole other level. Don't ask him nuthin' or he'll call you outta yo name.

Sean "Diddy" Combs doesn't like to be questioned, even when it's as harmless as, "How many people in your party?"

A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a 'fucking bitch' and opened the velvet rope and let himself through."

This story really brought a smile to my face. Do you know how fast security would grab us around the neck and toss us common folk outside if we answered, "fucking bitch!" when asked how many people we rollin' wit?

I have to hand it to Diddy, I know I would do these type of things too. I'm on the Z-list, but one of my favorite lines is 'Do you know who I am?!' just to see what kind of looks I get. Imagine if there was actually a legitimate answer to that question? I would be worse.

Diddy inspires me. I hope you, too, have found inspiration to become successful. Once you're successful, if you're not gonna act like a jerk and get away with it, then what's the point?

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