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Rihanna wore a dress that looks like something she pulled from an aisle at her local Home Depot.

Rihanna's dress resembles house blinds and those folding fans. It's a little too busy for my preference, and it looks messy at the bottom. You could clothe a small village of babies in Africa with all the material that went into her frock. But I digress.

Rihanna was in New York last night to pick up her Woman of the Year award from Glamour magazine. Tyra Banks, Serena Williams and many others also showed up.

Serena Williams was out promoting her memoir, On the Line, in London where she gave her bangs their proper debut. I'm not so sure Serena's face is built for bangs, but that dress sure is built for all that butt cheek.

As much as I love autobiographies, I really prefer to read those from people who aren't celebrities, cause you know these hoes don't write their own books. And by 'hoes,' I'm talking about Sarah Palin. A ghostwriter allegedly penned her book while she was vacationing in San Diego, California. Next!

Serena Williams stripped down for the cover of ESPN magazine's "Body Issue." The Sports network is releasing six covers featuring Serena Williams, Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic, Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, NASCAR driver Carl Edwards, and MMA star Gina Carano.

I'm really loving this idea! Instead of magazines featuring skinny models and airbrushed men in men's health magazines, why not feature athletes in the buff? They work hard for their careers and their bodies and they're not thin. They're just hot and healthy. If there's anyone who can promote gymspiration and good nutrition, it's an athlete.

ESPN's six different "Body Issue" magazines hits newsstands this Friday October 9.

Serena Williams' body is almost as famous as the tennis star herself.

She has a booty that my family could serve Thanksgiving dinner on and she's all muscle from head to toe. Isn't having so much muscle the very opposite of the definition of "fat?" She's fit and beautiful and thick and at least she has curves, and then some!

Serena appears on the Tyra Banks show, which airs today, where she promotes her memoir, On the Line. She talks about all the "fat" headlines and how that made her feel. I didn't even know Serena had written a memoir until this interview. Promotion like works or something.

Here's some pictures of Serena that I uploaded for you. Fat or not? I say she's just thick and curvy.

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Serena Williams was losing her U.S. Open game over the weekend when a referee fairly announced that Serena had a foot fault. Serena then lost it and told the little Asian referee, "I swear to God, I'm going to take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat!" Serena actually said, "Did you hear me?" after that and threw in another "I swear to God" or two. DAYUM!!!!!

Today everyone's saying that Serena's lucky Kanye West acted the fool cause some attention has been lifted off of her. Perhaps. Hopefully she won't do this again. I don't even understand why Serena would even wanna threaten anyone like that. Shoving a ball down someone's throat sounds like a lot of work to me!

I'd like to think that Serena Williams got some work done because she keeps getting hotter and hotter and it's really beginning to get on my nerves now.

I remember one of my exes said that he thought Serena Williams is hot. I really liked that he said that cause I knew that I was hotter than this b*tch, but the skank continues to get prettier by the month. When will she get fugly and outta control buff again? B*tch, stop it!

Serena Williams made an appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman the other day after winning the Wimbledon title this past weekend.

Serena's always good for wearing something that shows off her best assets. I don't think her *ss could handle pants any tighter, it might cut off the circulation to her butt cheeks! I really think her butt needs its own social security number since it seems to get more attention than she does.

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Serena Williams is buff as hell. When are they gonna test her for steroids?

Serena Williams took to her blog after a breakup and let it all out.

January 7, 2007

Weeks turns into months and you slowly start to wean the other guys in your life out. And than it happens. No not the "L" word. But what you have been most afraid of. What deep in your heart you have been afraid to confront. What you always suspected would happen one day sooner or later. HE STOPS CALLING.

You panic. But you try to stay calm. He did this before when you first started talking, but u tried to forget it. You knew u should have not forgotten. But u tried to ignore it. He disappears for a week with no phone call. No answer to yours no nothing. Finally you hear from him. You want to rage you want to scream you want to cry. But you can't help you heart from feeling a tad bit happy.

As you begin to ask him what happened he stops you. He says "I need space". You cringe at these words. This is the very reason you begin to think why your heart was in that steel enclosure. The reason you don't put your emotions your feelings, your heart into it. Because one day it always turns in to this day.

But you are already too far out you are at the point of no return, you can't come back. You can't believe, although a piece of you does believe it. Space. How many time have you heard this before? Space? Wasn't you giving him enough? Space. Hummm you laugh because its so ridiculous. You laugh because again u knew this day would come. Why did you not listen to that little voice inside your hear telling you to "watch out". "Be careful". You laugh only because tears won't come.

You know its not you, but u cant help but look at that man in the mirror. You can't help but pick yourself apart. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And again and again you can't come up with the answer. Slowly as you try to focus on other things and think of other people you put you heart back into that steel case.

Tears finally come and they make you feel a little better, but the pain is piercing through your soul. The pain never hurts as bad as the first time.

Serena doesn't entirely look like a psycho ass bitch, but that's because I'm a female. If a ho calls twice within one week, guys consider her a stalker. She does look a little nutty for pouring her heart out online, though. Never a good move! But it sure is fun to read.

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