.... Well I lied about the no comment thing.

Serena Williams was in Miami over the weekend giving women all over the world a reason to stay out of the gym. She's buff. She's manly. Her entire body except for her boobs and booty is rock hard... She scares me.

It's my duty to post Serena's bikini photos because they're fascinating in a slightly freakish way. I don't know how she gets pap'd like every time she's at the beach, either. I'm suspicious, but if Serena thinks she's the hotness than... no comment.

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Serena Williams is currently under investigation for losing her temper when an umpire refused to give her a point that she had earned. Serena told the umpire that she screwed her over last year and she's doing it again.

Williams got upset and told the umpire "If you ever see me walking down the hall, look the other way because you're out of control. You're a hater and you're unattractive inside." The umpire, who looked skurred, sat above Serena as Serena warned her "Don't look at me because I promise you, I am not the one!" Lol.

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Whenever Serena Williams is photographed in a bikini, it's a big deal on the blogs. She was the Kim Kardashian of a*ses before Kimmy Cakes hit the scene, but I don't think that's why people care.

Serena Williams bikini pics draw awe, wonder, and in some cases, boners. It's not everyday you see a male body builder with breasts running around in the ocean. She defies all odds, but she'll kick your a*s if you say that to her face, which is why we just type some sh!t on our computers where it's safe.

Serena is thick, but I don't think she's the good kind of thick. How is a man supposed to get any oxygen while going down on this broad? You need a crow bar to get those thighs to part more than a few inches.

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Serena Williams owns the tennis court and now she's trying to own the mic. The 29 year-old has begun working in the studio, recording some music. She raps apparently, and she "wasn't half-bad," TMZ reports.

Serena Williams doubles as a fashion designer, spokeswoman, and part owner of the Miami Dolphins -- but now she's adding RAPPER to her resumé.

Serena is working with a record label owned by Minnesota Vikings star Bryant McKinnie. Serena did some work with renowned hip-hip producer DJ Clue ... and she wasn't half-bad.

With an a*s you can launch a rocket off of, Ms. Williams won't ever need to hire any video hoes to shake it in her videos. She's also friends with Kim Kardashian who lives to flaunt her cakes. This is a good look for Serena.

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Serena Williams' commercial for the new video game Top Spin 4 is all about her big ol' ghetto booty. The 29 year-old tennis star is wearing a sexy outfit and her rival, Rileah Vanderbilt, is also looking good. Serena and Rileah fans must be pleased with this ad. It's pretty hot for a video game!

Serena Williams Top Spin 4 Commercial

It is always freakish whenever an athlete becomes seriously ill. Tennis star Serena Williams, 29, underwent emergency treatment at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after she suffered a pulmonary embolism!

Williams had been spotted at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles several times over the past week.

"Monday Serena Williams underwent emergency treatment at Cedars for a hematoma she suffered as a result of treatment for a more critical situation. Last week, Serena suffered from a pulmonary embolism [a blood clot in the lungs] which was discovered upon her return to L.A. She had been in New York for doctor appointments for the ongoing issues with her foot. Doctors are continuing to monitor her situation closely to avoid additional complications."

Wow!

Get better soon, Serena.

Serena Williams' best friend Selita Ebanks made an appearance on The Wendy Williams Show today and may have let the cat out of the bag on Serena's engagement. During her interview, Wendy mentioned there were rumors the two had split up last year, but she heard Common gave her a ring over the holidays and asked Selita if they're engaged.

"I'm the best friend and I wouldn't be a best friend if I told you."

Way to spill the beans, Selita. Her demeanor and her response lead me to believe they are indeed engaged, but what the hell do I know? You can check out the video of Selita being popped the question by Wendy after the jump!

Serena Williams and her plump rump were seen hanging out with ex-boyfriend Common earlier this week at the Shore Club hotel in Miami. Sources tell Life & Style magazine that the couple is obviously back together.

"They're 100 percent back together. They were all over each other poolside."

Don't jump to conclusions just yet. Just because you meet up with your ex for a booty call doesn't mean you're back into a real relationship. Sometimes it's easier to hook up with your former flame for a two day quickie, rather than finding a new dude. Just kidding. I believe they're back together cause Serena doesn't come across as the booty call type.

Check out more hot photos of Serena frolicking around the beach in a bikini below.

Serena Williams has come a very long way from her ugly duckling self who first stepped out on professional tennis courts forever ago. She's gorgeous now, and she can even pull off all kinds of hairstyles.

Serena's injury prevented her from competing in the U.S. Open, but it didn't stop her from putting on a short dress and showing up for Hamptons Magazine Cover Party, hosted by Grey Goose last night at Pranna Restaurant in New York. Russell Simmons was also there.

Ms. Williams is so photogenic. She's always looking good, so good that she deserves her own 'Because She's Hot' post. I love that she made her leg brace fashionable and she chose a dark colored dress, not a white frock or something that would make the black brace more noticeable. Well done, Serena.

Serena Williams and Common ended their relationship a few months ago, and it appears she has moved on to a new man. Hollywood Life reports Serena was seen getting close and cuddly with 'Greek' star Gregory Michael.

The couple was seen dancing in Serena’s personal VIP section. It quickly became intimate with lots of touching, cuddling and serious eye-to-eye contact when the 28-year-old tennis phenom decided to rest her medically braced right foot on the comfy leather couch.

This was 29-year-old Gregory’s cue to start hugging her and plant occasional kisses on her forehead. For nearly the next two hours, Serena and Gregory were inseparable as they drank Grey Goose and cranberry, danced closely and romantically touched each other. Adding even more fuel to the speculative fire, Serena and Gregory also left early — Together!

Does the name Gregory Michael sound familiar? It should because he's the dude who was rumored to be hooking up with Vienna Girardi while she was still with 'Bachelor' contestant Jake Pavelka.

This couple won't last. He seems too boring to be with an energetic championship tennis star like Serena Williams. He may just be her f*ck buddy for now until she lands in her next serious relationship.