Serena Williams made an appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman the other day after winning the Wimbledon title this past weekend.
Serena's always good for wearing something that shows off her best assets. I don't think her *ss could handle pants any tighter, it might cut off the circulation to her butt cheeks! I really think her butt needs its own social security number since it seems to get more attention than she does.
Serena Williams took to her blog after a breakup and let it all out.
January 7, 2007
Weeks turns into months and you slowly start to wean the other guys in your life out. And than it happens. No not the "L" word. But what you have been most afraid of. What deep in your heart you have been afraid to confront. What you always suspected would happen one day sooner or later. HE STOPS CALLING.
You panic. But you try to stay calm. He did this before when you first started talking, but u tried to forget it. You knew u should have not forgotten. But u tried to ignore it. He disappears for a week with no phone call. No answer to yours no nothing. Finally you hear from him. You want to rage you want to scream you want to cry. But you can't help you heart from feeling a tad bit happy.
As you begin to ask him what happened he stops you. He says "I need space". You cringe at these words. This is the very reason you begin to think why your heart was in that steel enclosure. The reason you don't put your emotions your feelings, your heart into it. Because one day it always turns in to this day.
But you are already too far out you are at the point of no return, you can't come back. You can't believe, although a piece of you does believe it. Space. How many time have you heard this before? Space? Wasn't you giving him enough? Space. Hummm you laugh because its so ridiculous. You laugh because again u knew this day would come. Why did you not listen to that little voice inside your hear telling you to "watch out". "Be careful". You laugh only because tears won't come.
You know its not you, but u cant help but look at that man in the mirror. You can't help but pick yourself apart. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And again and again you can't come up with the answer. Slowly as you try to focus on other things and think of other people you put you heart back into that steel case.
Tears finally come and they make you feel a little better, but the pain is piercing through your soul. The pain never hurts as bad as the first time.
Serena doesn't entirely look like a psycho ass bitch, but that's because I'm a female. If a ho calls twice within one week, guys consider her a stalker. She does look a little nutty for pouring her heart out online, though. Never a good move! But it sure is fun to read.
As you can tell, I'm pretty damn excited Venus and Serena are hot now. They have come a long, long way from the bushy eyebrows and braids with white beads they used to rock. Venus and her man, Hank, look absolutely adorable together.
I talked shit before, but I take it back. Work it out now. Keep the upgrades, ladies. And don't change your hair. Ever.
Serena Williams at New York Fashion Week for Zac Posen. I literally did a double take.
SERENA!!! Serena and Jackie in Vegas.I usually talk trash about Serena, and when I posted my other "who's prettier?" post 'bout her and her new beau I said he was prettier. But it looks like she's been workin' on her sexy and Jackie's beauty is rubbing off on her. Hair can make or break a person. Serena needs to keep this look. Permanently.
Lookin' good!
I know, just what you were missing in your life, I'm here to satisfy you. Here's some pics of Serena Williams and her new dude Jackie Long, actor who played a club dude in the movie ATL.
Looks like love to me! They got the smushed noses and the camera phone pics to prove it. Do you want me to answer 'who's prettier?' I won't. This will be my "Say Something Nice" post for the day.
How bout thickalicious? Buffalicious? Or Manlyicious? Bitch brags bout working out in the gym for hours and I'm sure she could bench press my car. Surprisingly, I never confused her with Mary Kate or Nicole Richie. Was I missing something? And I didn't think homegirl could slim down to a size 2 either. We can all have a sigh of relief now that Serena's set the record straight. Thank God for myspace blogs!
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