Sexy News

So the other day I posted a photo of Demi Moore on the cover of W magazine because it looked as if part of her hip was missing in the picture. Demi posted a message on Twitter regarding the photo controversy and says her hips weren't altered. She also posted another version of the photo to prove she wasn't missing her curves.

"Here is the original image people my hips were not touched don't let these people bulls--- you!"

At lease we finally have a celeb who will stick up for herself when we criticize the photo for looking over edited. Ya know why? Cause she's a sexy bitch who doesn't need some imaging nerd editing the hell out of her photo, because she just looks that damn good. I'd give my left boob to have a body as hot as Demi's, especially at 47 years old... But I still think her hip looks weird.

By the looks of this photo, I would say Hayden Panettiere has a thing for machine guns! There can't be one man out there who isn't thinking of his own penis being in place of that gun in the picture.

As if the gun pic isn't provocative enough, wait till you watch the video of the golden champagne shower photo shoot. If I didn't know any better, I would think Hayden went into the porn business cause it looks like she's getting a serious load shot in her face. I wonder if the champagne shower photo could land photographer Tyler Shields in trouble since Hayden isn't of legal drinking age? Oh who cares, it's still hot!

I don't think Robert Pattinson realizes there are some fans out there that will do exactly as he asks because there are crazy Twilight mofos who take everything he says as so serious, it's like they're getting a special message from God. He figured that out on his own when he jokingly told a fan to take her clothes off and she actually did.

In an interview with Ellen, which will air Friday, Robert said when you sit there signing hundreds of autographs it can get pretty boring and he wanted to do something to spice it up. When a fan asked what she could do to get his attention he responded she could take her clothes off, which is exactly what she started doing.

"She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."

Did he feel bad because she was yanked out of the signing or because she had the body of an elephant and the boobs of an 80-year-old woman? Maybe he should see how far he can push the envelope and ask for a blow job next time.

With the drama surrounding Josh Duhamel supposedly having an affair with a stripper in Atlanta, it seems there is more news coming out about Fergie getting freaky in bed. Last week, she said she could be a Madonna or a whore, and this week she's admitting to hooking up with women. In the latest issue of The Advocate, Fergie says she loves "a well-endowed man" but has also had her fun with the ladies in the past.

"I've had a lot of fun with women, and I'm not ashamed of it. But just because I enjoy women doesn't mean I'm allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it's with girls, so there is a rule there."

Of course it is! Licking another girl's naughty spot is no different than giving a dude a blow job. Same goes with the dildo since you're still getting poked by a chick either wearing or manually ramming you with a penis, it's just not attached to a man. Fergie has a little bit of a manly look to her face and she's super feisty, so I can see her taking a quick plunge into the lesbian pool.

Josh Duhamel doesn't need to get some poon from a stripper when he has a girl at home who's a freak in the bed. In the new issue of Cosmopolitan, Fergie says she can be your run of the mill normal girl, or she can also be your dirty little slut.

"You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore. And me? I’m both."

That's my kind of girl! You have to switch things up every once in a while to keep your man satisfied. Why would Josh bang a stripper when he's got his own whore at home?

Have you ever seen such a hot pompadour? You know, the mohawk looking 'do on a chick! Natalie Portman looks fierce in the latest issue of V magazine.

In the issue Natalie talks about aging as an actress and how hard it can be to get work as you grow older and more wrinkly. She doesn't rule out having plastic surgery as she gets older but explains she's already anal about having something as small as a pimple.

“If I have a pimple I want to get rid of it.” 

Oh really? Who doesn't want to get rid of a nasty puss filled pimple when it's looking back at you like a third eye. Natalie has beautiful skin and will age gracefully.

Well Gabrielle Union actually stripped down for Men's Health magazine, but it's not like it matters why she's nekkid.

Gabrielle Union shares her views on grown folk's business. Enjoy.

On what women tell their friends about who they're dating:

When you’re in the dating phase, you tell your friends everything. Was it big? Did he know what to do with it? Is he into oral? Everything. The dissection is complete.”

On why flowers are overrated:
“If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof.”

On men who bust too quickly or too slowly:
“If both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for 2 hours — at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is 2 minutes and you’re nowhere close.”

Here's a quick little teaser of the new music video for Britney Spears' new single 3. The full video will be released tomorrow.

By watching this clip that's only 10 seconds long, I can tell that my dude is going to be rubbing one out to this video tomorrow night. I'm not doing cartwheels over the song, but it looks like the video is going to be hot!

Bend it like Beckham brings on a whole new meaning now that David Beckham's face will be featured on condoms.

We'll be seeing many more women carrying condoms if they have David Beckham's face on the packets. That way if you getting ready to bang a butta face dude, you can put a hot image of Beckham in your mind to help ease the pain.

David Beckham will soon be able to share lovemaking sessions with the hearthrob - his face features on a new range of condoms. Madrid, Spain's Thyssen-Bornemisza museum will start selling the prophylactics later this month as part of an exhibition called Tears of Eros.

Screw the condoms, bring on the David Beckham real doll! I'd find a way to save up the cash to purchase a Beckham-Bone-Me doll. It's perfect because you can get your sex on with him and put him away! And just think... No talking, farting, burping, ball scratching or arguing involved. My dream guy.

Tony Parker and his little chipmunk wife, Eva Longoria, are sexing it up for a London Fog photo shoot. I don't know about you, but I think Tony Parker looks good enough to eat in these photos! I'd like him to come home to me every day with nothing but that trench coat on.

They both look cute in these photos, but I'd like to have some photos of Tony alone using his wang as a coat and purse rack. Yummy! I'm getting out of control, so it's time to take my Ritalin.