Sexy

David Beckham is another wealthy celebrity who is rep'n a company that creates clothing that he'd probably never wear. Becks is the new spokeswhore for H&M, and he's featured in sexy print ads and seductive black and white commercials.

David Beckham H&M commercial

David, 36, says: “I’m excited about my bodywear ad featuring in this year’s Super Bowl … it’s been a fantastic collaborative experience, and I’m very happy with the end result.”

I'm happy with the end result too! David doesn't make me swoon, and I'm honestly over him, but that doesn't mean that I can't appreciate a hot piece of British arse when I see it.

I can't hate! If I looked like Rihanna does in a bikini, I wouldn't even wear one! I'd be nekkid 24 hours a day. Rihanna is still enjoying her Hawaiian vacation and she continues to take her fans with her on her tropical adventure.

Rihanna posts pictures of herself in a bikini at least once a day. Whether she's in Hawaii, Barbados, or just in front of a green screen where she'll Photoshop a beach in later, the b!tch doesn't do modesty very well and she's eager to strip down.

Riri got on an elliptical machine and posed for the photo above. I admire her creativity.

Take note, Lindsay Lohan: this is how you pretend to be Marilyn Monroe.

Michelle Williams - who won a Golden Globe on Sunday for her performance in My Week With Marilyn - is featured in the new issue of GQ and she surprises us not only with the hotness of her photo spread (see evidence below), but also with her candidness about her career, her family, and the death of her daughter's father, Heath Ledger.

"I felt like I was going crazy," Michelle told the mag. "It was too much - trying to deal with what had happened and trying to deal with what was at our doorstep. I just felt trapped... I can’t make it stop, I can’t make it go away." Heavy stuff, but the actress has persevered admirably, and now (unlike the rest of her former Dawson's Creek co-stars) her career is hotter than ever. We're telling you, Lindsay...you should be studying this girl's every move.

(Photos: GQ)

We are so used to seeing Rihanna half naked that it feels so out of place to see her in clothes. Surprisingly, Rihanna looks sexier with her clothes on than she does when she looks like a hooker. Here are photos from Rihanna's new Armani ads.

The pictures were shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggot in Dublin. Unlike her other photos, she isn't wearing a platinum blonde wig and she actually looks black. Now that's a shocker! Rihanna wears striped hot pants, camisoles, lace undies and jeans for the photos. My favorite is definitely the photo above cause it feels like a camera phone picture and she's wearing what many women actually wear to bed. The jeans photo comes in as a close second cause Riri looks like she's about to pleasure herself in the jeans pic. Just sayin!

It's a good thing the wedding is back on. These two can't split until we see a sex tape first. Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada and fiance Chad Ochocinco stripped down and posed for Urban Ink magazine.

Chad and Evelyn's pose above reminds me of Janet Jackson's topless album cover from the '90s... Evelyn doesn't need no stinkin' bra when she has her man's hands right there, eager to support! Evelyn's sexy 'top' looks like it was made out of duct tape. I just found my Halloween costume.

Ashley Greene of Twilight is looking sexy as hell in her DKNY photos. She looks like she's been doing this forever and her standout looks make her the perfect choice for DKNY jeans. Ashley's first round of photos were in color, but most of these new ones are in black and white.

It's rare that I give a sh!t when some chick poses for a new ad campaign, but Ms. Greene is nailing this. I think they Photoshopped her boobs a bit to make 'em look bigger, but that's my only complaint. She looks great!

Cristiano Ronaldo's model girlfriend flaunts her sexiness on the cover of Esquire UK's February 2012 issue. The Russian beauty revealed that she would never get nekkid for Playboy, no matter how much money she could make.

"Yes, I am a lingerie model, but I have class. Playboy offered me so much money last year. I was like, 'No. Way.' All right, Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer did it. But they did it at the end of their career and it was classy.”

Dayum! B!tch is so classy that she goes topless on a regular basis!

Irina added, "I think of myself as a cover girl. But I would never do some kind of cheesy magazine. You can't break Russian people, you know? 'Cos we're made in cold snow. We're very resistant." She's hot until she speaks.

Dollicia Bryan is a video vixen who has been linked to Hill Harper, Bow Wow, Rob Kardashian and Kris Humphries - and all within a few weeks. This is one sexy chick who isn't letting her hotness go to waste!

Dollicia is Drake's new doll. Her rep has confirmed that D&D are not only a couple, they're boo'd up right now, spending the holidays together.

Well we know that photo editors like to airbrush and use Photoshop, but even in photos that haven't been retouched, Dollicia's body is bangin', as you can see for yourself. I found a bunch of her sexy photos. Drake is a lucky SOB.

Lady Gaga promised her Little monsters that she would give them a Christmas present, and we've got it for ya! Gaga's new unreleased song is titled "Stuck on F*ckin' You" and she Tweeted the messages below about the new song.

I love that Gaga has to remind people of how talented she is! She's all like, 'Look b!tches, I recorded this song in one shot and I even freestyled the last minute and a half of the song!' Yeah, b!tch, we can tell. You wrote a song about f*cking while you were rollin' and you were probably wasted when you Tweeted about it. You know this chick doesn't have many sober moments. Taylor Kinney is probably stuck on f*ckin' Gaga too. Can you imagine what it must do for a man's ego to be able to get it from The Gaga on a regular basis?!

Check out Lady Gaga's fun new song after the jump!