Sexy News

Josh Duhamel doesn't need to get some poon from a stripper when he has a girl at home who's a freak in the bed. In the new issue of Cosmopolitan, Fergie says she can be your run of the mill normal girl, or she can also be your dirty little slut.

"You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore. And me? I’m both."

That's my kind of girl! You have to switch things up every once in a while to keep your man satisfied. Why would Josh bang a stripper when he's got his own whore at home?

Have you ever seen such a hot pompadour? You know, the mohawk looking 'do on a chick! Natalie Portman looks fierce in the latest issue of V magazine.

In the issue Natalie talks about aging as an actress and how hard it can be to get work as you grow older and more wrinkly. She doesn't rule out having plastic surgery as she gets older but explains she's already anal about having something as small as a pimple.

“If I have a pimple I want to get rid of it.” 

Oh really? Who doesn't want to get rid of a nasty puss filled pimple when it's looking back at you like a third eye. Natalie has beautiful skin and will age gracefully.

Well Gabrielle Union actually stripped down for Men's Health magazine, but it's not like it matters why she's nekkid.

Gabrielle Union shares her views on grown folk's business. Enjoy.

On what women tell their friends about who they're dating:

When you’re in the dating phase, you tell your friends everything. Was it big? Did he know what to do with it? Is he into oral? Everything. The dissection is complete.”

On why flowers are overrated:
“If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof.”

On men who bust too quickly or too slowly:
“If both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for 2 hours — at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is 2 minutes and you’re nowhere close.”

Here's a quick little teaser of the new music video for Britney Spears' new single 3. The full video will be released tomorrow.

By watching this clip that's only 10 seconds long, I can tell that my dude is going to be rubbing one out to this video tomorrow night. I'm not doing cartwheels over the song, but it looks like the video is going to be hot!

Bend it like Beckham brings on a whole new meaning now that David Beckham's face will be featured on condoms.

We'll be seeing many more women carrying condoms if they have David Beckham's face on the packets. That way if you getting ready to bang a butta face dude, you can put a hot image of Beckham in your mind to help ease the pain.

David Beckham will soon be able to share lovemaking sessions with the hearthrob - his face features on a new range of condoms. Madrid, Spain's Thyssen-Bornemisza museum will start selling the prophylactics later this month as part of an exhibition called Tears of Eros.

Screw the condoms, bring on the David Beckham real doll! I'd find a way to save up the cash to purchase a Beckham-Bone-Me doll. It's perfect because you can get your sex on with him and put him away! And just think... No talking, farting, burping, ball scratching or arguing involved. My dream guy.

Tony Parker and his little chipmunk wife, Eva Longoria, are sexing it up for a London Fog photo shoot. I don't know about you, but I think Tony Parker looks good enough to eat in these photos! I'd like him to come home to me every day with nothing but that trench coat on.

They both look cute in these photos, but I'd like to have some photos of Tony alone using his wang as a coat and purse rack. Yummy! I'm getting out of control, so it's time to take my Ritalin.

Adam Lambert and Drake LaBry went to 7-Eleven a few nights ago and they didn't hesitate to show their affection while in front of the paps.

These two make one of the hottest couples I've seen in a long time. I wonder what they bought on their late night convenience store run? I would give my guesses and explanations, but you already know that they'd be foul.

I love that Drake and Adam carry fabric bags. They go green together! Awwww.

With Twilight's New Moon release coming in just over a month, photo spreads of the stars are popping up everywhere! Check out these hot outtake photos of Taylor Lautner for the November issue of GQ magazine.

If I were a 13 year-old girl, I would have his pictures posted all over my walls in my bedroom. Unfortunately I'm no teeny bopper, so it would just come off as strange to have him plastered in my room.

When you think of all the hot singers in pop music, Pink isn't at the top of my list. In fact, she's not even close, but she looks great in her new photospread which was posted on a fansite.

Pink's 'smoking hot' because she's confident and plays by her own rules. And if you don't do what she wants, she'll attack you and laugh in your face while she's doing it. She's got a healthy, great looking, 'normal' body, and even if she didn't, she would tell you to f*ck off if you don't like it. She's my kind of vixen. 

So I already hooked up the men for the day so it's time for a little fun for the ladies. He may not be naked, but we can all dream what's hiding behind those blue jeans.

Taylor Lautner is looking gorgeous as usual in these pics from a Rolling Stone photo shoot. You can still see those beautiful abs through that wet white t-shirt and buddy do they look edible! He's even showing off his gymnastic skills but I wanna see his skills in the bedroom.