Sexy (Page 9)

You might wanna sit down for this one: Lady Gaga likes to shock people, sometimes while not wearing a lot of clothes. Unfortunately, at this rate, she's gonna have to start taking off layers of skin and getting down with small woodland creatures to keep the public's interest.

Never one to be outdone by Ke$ha, who leaked pictures of herself getting eaten out by some bearded dude yesterday, Lady G has decided to show the world just what she can do with her poker face by releasing pics in which she appears to be enthusiastically going down on another chick.

You might be filled with questions at a time like this, but don't worry; I'm here to help. Some FAQs: Why isn't she going down on a chick in that picture? Well, because this is a family site and pictures of Stefani Germonatta, big Italian nose deep in some bar skank's vadge is not the kind of thing people should have to explain to their kids. Don't worry, you can check out pics of Gaga almost going to town on that chick's muff below. You may wanna wait til after breakfast to show the kids. Who is that chick? That's the broad that Gaga went down on. Her name's Lady Starlight and she's famous for having Lady Gaga go down on her. Why do you say Gaga leaked these pics herself? Because she did. The timing is too perfect. These pictures were taken back in 2008 and a few of them have been around forever, but the day after the world was exposed to the horrors of Ke$ha's snatch, more pictures come out. The whole thing smells awfully fishy to me (See what I did there?).

Anyway, I hope I answered all your questions. I like to think of myself as this generation's Important Journalist Guy. Just like that one guy. You know the guy I'm talking about...he always wore a shirt.

Photos of Christina Aguilera almost completely naked and sporting some crazy bruised up legs have surfaced. Are they hot? I'm not sure I would go that far because it looks like she just came off a 3-day bender, but some of you freaks are into that sort of trashy look. Before you're quick to jump up and doubt these are pics of Christina, keep in mind this is what her closet looks like. I Googled that shiz.

Now of course they could possibly be a photo editing job, but many celebrities seems to have a naughty side and love having scandalous naked pictures taken. We all do!

If you're an American male of a certain age, Jessica Rabbit probably holds a special place in both your heart and your spank bank. For many of us, the sultry cartoon bunny banger represented the first T & A we were allowed to look at for any length of time, and many of us knew right away that we liked what we saw. The rest of us became musical theatre majors.

Because Katy Perry has basically made a career out of knowing what men like (boobs) she tapped into this childhood memory (I think Freud called it the "boner for cartoon lounge singers phase") and wore a red sequined gown reminiscent of Mrs. Rabbit for VH1's "Diva's Support the Troops" show. For all the bumper stickers and BS about "supporting the troops," few people really do anything to ease the burden of our men in uniform. Leave it to Katy Perry, possibly the greatest American, to know what it really takes to make our boys overseas forget about the horrors of war for a while (again, boobs).

Katy also wore a couple other outfits during the show. Though less cartoon-inspired, they're equally slutty, so the pics are below. Nothing says "bring 'em home" quite like latex camouflage. God bless you, boobs Katy Perry!

Black Swan, the new movie starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis premieres today, and despite the critical acclaim and Oscar buzz surrounding the film, much of the media's focus has been centered on what really matters: hot girl-on-girl action!

Even the film's director, Darren Aronofsky, is basically admitting that the whole project was just a big, expensive excuse to get two of the hottest chicks in Hollywood to jam their tongues down each other's throats. In a recent interview, when the topic of Black Swan's award prospects came up, Aronofsky admitted there's only one prize he really cares about. "Do you think we're going to win the MTV Best Kiss?" he asked. When questioned about whether he actually cared about such things, the director replied, "Absolutely, only to see Natalie and Mila kiss again." I love this guy!

Jump in for video of the Natalie/Mila make-out session. And in case you were wondering, yes, one of those pics below is of Natalie Portman diddling herself. Giggiddy!

Plans for rest of life: watch Black Swan 500,000 times, die.

Miley Cyrus is still the teenage self-involved slut I've always thought she was. In these photos, which were allegedly obtained from her cell phone, Miley is seen modeling what appears to be some type of lingerie robe getup thing. There's also a NSFW pic of an alleged Miley wearing nothing but a flannel shirt. Her phone was apparently stolen last week, and what better way is there to get use out of someone else's stolen goods than posting their scandalous pics online for the entire Interweb to see!

It's hard telling who in the hell the naked picture is of since their head is cropped out of the photo. If you compare the hair in the naked pic compared to the others that were leaked, it's pretty close to the same color and length, so of course I'm going to assume it's Miley!

You can check out the rest of the photos, including the NSFW skin baring photo of Miley after the jump.

Katy Perry rocked it at the Victoria's Secret fashion show which aired last night. With her awesome performances and sexy little outfits, it was hard to keep your eyes on the models. She was also sporting major camel toe which made it hard to pay attention to the little lingerie too.

She could have thrown on a tiny pair of panties and a bedazzled bra and walked down the runway with the other hot models. She definitely has the knockers for it. In case you missed Katy owning the stage at the show, I've posted her performance of 'Firework' after the jump. If you're truly interested in her camel toe, you can catch an up-close glimpse of it around the 1:32 mark.

To promote their new movie, Love and Other Drugs, Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway decided to attract publicity the same way as PETA activists and Kim Kardashian - by getting butt-@ss naked!

Anne and Jake took it all off for a series of Entertainment Weekly covers and one kinda creepy shot where they look like little kids who just discovered nipples. Normally, this would be a good way to generate some buzz for a film that looks like another cookie-cutter rom-com. The problem is, anyone who wants to see Jake and (especially) Anne's naughty bits only needs to rent Brokeback Mountain to see the two of them having dusty, hairy 70s cowboy sex. By comparison, a hands-over-boobies EW cover looks pretty tame.

Is it just me or is there something totally un-sexy about these pics? Maybe it's because they have the exact same hair color and generic rich white person look, but these two just give off a brother and sister vibe here. They'd be more convincing as a couple if they looked nothing alike. Like, Jake and the girl from Precious...those would be some hot pics!

Anyway, Anne and Jake went for hot and landed somewhere closer to corny and vaguely unsettling. It's kinda like when your aging aunt shows you the slutty, airbrushed glamor shots she had taken at the mall. You wanna say something nice, but all you can think is, "I have no idea how these pictures are supposed to make me feel, but please take them away now."

Beyonce's commercial for her new fragrance 'Heat' is so steamy and sexy, it's been banned from daytime television in the UK. Beyonce is seen lying in a bathtub and walking around being her hot self in a low-cut red dress which practically has her ta-tas on display. All we're missing is the nipples! My kind of ad.

"Beyonce's body movements and the camera's prolonged focus on shots of her dress slipping away to partially expose her breasts created a sexually provocative ad that was unsuitable to be seen by young children. We considered that the ad should not have been shown before 7.30pm due to the sexually provocative nature of the imagery."

What kid goes to bed at 7:30? Lame ones. This may be one of the sexiest things I've ever seen Beyonce do, and it only lasts for a minute, but it's hot! Check out Beyonce's fierce 'Heat' commercial after the jump.

Wow. Kelly Osbourne has come a looooong way in the past year! She began her weight loss while competing on Dancing with the Stars, and remained committed to being fit afterward and has dropped 50 pounds. With her newfound confidence, Kelly even showed off her sexy new bod while performing with the Pussycat Dolls this year. 

Kelly says she's never worn a bikini in her life and she's glad she put in the effort, and consistently worked hard to get in shape.

"Ultimately, I'm really glad I lost the weight the way I did. I never thought in a million years I'd be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise. After being called 'cherubic and chubby,' I'm rocking a bikini! I feel silly, but I think I'm going to cry. Being on the cover of SHAPE is the biggest victory I could ever hope for."

Just because you struggle with weight when you're growing up, doesn't mean you were born to be fat. You gotta be dedicated and motivated not only to lose the weight, but to keep it off. You may be chubby now, but that doesn't mean you can't be fierce in a bikini like Kelly O. Way to go, girl!

You can check out a behind the scenes video of Kelly's bikini photo shoot after the jump.

Rihanna has done it again. She's bringing her Ronald McDonald fire engine red hair and boobies out on the front line in these new photos for her album 'Loud' which was released yesterday.

Had she worn one or two less items of clothing in these photos, they could have been published in Playboy. Even if they're not in a nudie mag, guys will be leaving sticky spots on these photos and having wet dreams about her. She oozes with sex appeal and has a great 'come f*ck me' look on her face, so I don't blame you guys. If I had the right tools, I'd be leaving sticky spots on her pictures too.

Check out more seriously hot photos of Rihanna including the floral vagina photo after the jump!