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Lorenzo Lamas Wants Full Custody of His Three Children With Shauna Sand

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 19 May 2011 16:43:19 EST

Lorenzo Lamas is furious over his ex-wife Shauna Sand getting into a physical altercation with her husband Laurent Homburger last night, which ended with both Shauna and Laurent going to jail. Shauna's three daughters she has with Lorenzo, aged 10, 11, and 13, were with him at the time of Shauna's fight but he's so p!ssed off, he's looking to get an emergency temporarily get full custody of their daughters.

Lorenzo told TMZ, "I am concerned for the welfare of my children. I will not allow them back in that household until Shauna and her husband receive anger management treatment."

Apparently Shauna is used to beating men and getting smacked around herself because one of her other ex-husbands was arrested in 2009 for allegedly biting her, and Lorenzo claims she has a history of physical altercations.

Now I totally get why she wears those lucite heels she loves so much... You never know when you're gonna need a weapon!

Shauna Sand Arrested for Felony Domestic Violence Against Laurent Homburger

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Thu, 19 May 2011 14:25:08 EST

Shauna Sand was arrested early this morning on felony domestic violence charges. It all went down just before midnight, when Beverly Hills police were called to her home. Cops noticed visible marks on her husband, Laurent Homburger.

Homburger was arrested on two charges -- spousal battery and making criminal threats. 39-year-old Sand and 25-year-old Homburger were taken to the Beverly Hills Police Station where they were booked. She has been bailed out. He has not.

Shauna reportedly sprayed her hubby with pepper spray. Shauna told Laurent that she wanted out of the marriage, which upset Laurent. The argument escalated and she locked herself in the bedroom. Then Laurent kicked the door in, which is when Shauna sprayed him.

I'm not taking sides here, but I'm really impressed with Shauna. I thought pepper spray was just some sh!t that was mentioned in '90s after school specials. Who the hell keeps a stash of that shiz at home?!

Photo: Fame

Shauna Sand Checks Into Celebrity Rehab 4

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:18:25 EST

Former Playboy Playmate and celebrity sex tape star Shauna Sand has signed up for 'Celebrity Rehab' according to Radar Online. The Lucite heels queen will be a resident on the fourth installment of the hit rehab show with other A-list celebrities such as Tila Tequila, Jason Wahler, and Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis. Yeah, I'm kidding about the A-list part.

The article doesn't mention what Shauna is seeking help for on Celebrity Rehab, but I can only assume it's an addiction to funky clear plastic heels, sleeping with your ex-husbands son, and wearing next to nothing on a daily basis in public. Luckily, she has Tila Tequila to share fashion tips with, and maybe she'll let Tila borrow her hooker shoes! Awww, I can see these two becoming best friends after the show is over.

Shauna might want to keep her distance though because Tila may claim they are lovers, and pregnant with Shauna's hooker heeled baby after the show wraps up. You know how Tila rolls!

Shauna Sand Took Chace Crawford's Virginity

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:16:27 EST

This rumor is brought to you by Star Magazine.

Shauna Sand claims that she took Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford's virginity and that the two were in a year-long f*ckship.

Shauna, who is 14 years older than Chace, says that four years prior to Gossip Girl, when Chace was a freshman and aspiring journalist at Princeton, he had a relationship with her. The two met at a college party in Malibu.

"He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!" The couple began dating "and I even gave him a key to my apartment."

A friend told Star magazine: "Chace told me, 'Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I'll never forget it!'"

Star also claims that the two hooked up again in 2007. I'll believe it when I see the sex tape!

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Photos

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:13:33 EST

Still photos from the Shauna Sand sex tape hit the web today and she looks as crappy in her porn as she does in normal life! It's the gigantic lips that throw everything off. What I find interesting is she's still rocking those Lucite heels while she gets humped.

When I stop to think about it, everything is what throws off this porn. Her over the top makeup, stringy platinum blonde hair, wonky boobs with oversized nipples. It doesn't get any worse. I'm ready to see the video so I can check out those monster tits bouncing in action!

Shauna Sand: Sex Tape Release Approved by Shauna

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:26:36 EST

Shauna Sand stars in a sex tape with her boyfriend and she initially attempted to block the release of the 'private' footage.

Well Vivid Entertainment had a handwriting expert analyze Shauna Sand's signature to determine whether or not Shauna initially approved of the faux tape's release. She did.

Vivid is moving forward with releasing the blow up doll's tape and Shauna has halted her cease and desist attempt to block the footage. Good move! I didn't even know who Shauna Sand was until I heard of her sex tape. I would hear about some chick and see her face, but the b*tch was always too unattractive and fake for me to spend any time reading a single sentence about who the eff she is.

Shauna will be getting a cut of the profit from sales, which can help pay for the plastic surgery she needs to lift up her chi chis.

Shauna Sand: 'Sex With Lorenzo Lamas' Son AJ Rumors Are Untrue'

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:51:19 EST

Shauna Sand may be a slut, but she denies having sex with her stepson, A.J. Rumors surfaced that former soap star Lorenzo Lamas filed for divorce after discovering that Shauna was sleeping with his son A.J., who was 18 at the time.

Shauna claims that the debut episode of "Leave it to Lamas" is all about lie telling.

"The whole first episode of "Leave it to Lamas" revolved around a lie that the Lamas family concocted about me sleeping with my step-son A.J. It is absolutely untrue and I'm sick of being used and ridiculed by this family for the benefit of their show. "

Whatever! I don't believe whores.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Release May Be Stopped

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:05:28 EST

The sex tape featuring real life blow up doll Shauna Sand may not get released. Shauna has gotten herself some lawyers to try and stop Vivid from releasing the videos.

Shauna's lawyer, Brooks Holcomb, has fired off a letter to Steve Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, demanding that he "cease and desist" from hawking the video. Holcomb claims the tape was "not created or intended for sale or public distribution."

I want to see how those Goodyear tire lips work on blow jobs and if she possibly uses those hideous lucite hooker heels for anything else other than walking. You never know, she may use them to butt probe her boyfriend.

Shauna Sand: Sex Tape is 'Hardcore'

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:04:45 EST

Shauna Sand has made "several sex tapes" with her boyfriend, but she doesn't want any of them to be released.

Shauna's "hardcore" tape was filmed earlier this year. Vivid Entertainment, the perverts who get their jizzed up hands on nearly every celebrity sex tape, are also behind Shauna's.

Vivid claims that they legally acquired the tape through a third party, therefore they're "comfortable" with their legal position in releasing the footage. The tape will be released on October 19, just in time for the new Vh1 Leave it to Lamas show featuring Shauna.

This is one tape I do not want to see. Shauna practically looks like she stuffed her lips up with Vienna sausages, her implants are wonky sagging melons, and her orange skin looks as soft as rubber.

Shauna Sand Slept With Lorenzo Lamas' Son, A.J.

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:30:32 EST

Shauna Sand is moving up a few notches on the skank-o-meter after reports state she slept with Lorenzo Lamas' son A.J.

“He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J. He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”

Lorenzo filed for divorce in 2002, months after the romance between Sand and his son reportedly heated up.

Lorenzo thought she was acting like a mom to A.J.? What, a mother that pokes her stepkid on the side? Now that's totally forbidden territory! Not to mention it's just gross to sleep with your husband's son, even if he's from a previous relationship. Shauna is a dirty girl.