The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion begins with the wig wearing, "god given talent" house "wife" on the show, Kim Zolciak. The host says that "so many" people don't believe that Kim is 29 years old. Kim says she's "now 30," but she often looked like her real age, which is "39 with all that makeup caked on."
Before I get into the rest of the recap, let's talk about how everyone looked and such.
Dwight:
We liked him as Dwight, not Little Richard in 20 years. NeNe's "gay boyfriend" had on some oversized red jacket and fluffy hair extensions that if he saw on anyone else he would label the look "dreadful." The "honorary 6th Housewife" was good looking and youthful on the show. But over the course of a few months, he has aged rapidly. He also slams Kim and says that he needs to bring her attire "into the 21st century and start with her hair," but he's looking a hot mess himself while he says this!
Kim:
I think she has one wig. Does she wash the damn thing? Kim wore the same beat down Barbie doll hair and it really needs to be brushed. She also sounds the same - like a man. Kimmy wears all those suits and jackets to cover up her penis, but her baritone voice and wig give it away.
Shereee:
Wanted to be "the talk of the town" with her soft, long ponytail and bang noodle. She was flippin' that noodle for all its worth. Her makeup was nice and her outfit was stylish. Sheree is a cold-hearted bitch, though. She's just stiff and annoying. If someone's not praising her or dissing someone else, she looks bored and unhappy.
NeNe:
Now that the long hair is gone, NeNe can't keep flipping her weave around when it's not in her face. Big fun. Since NeNe's hair is short now, she seems to shake her head incessantly while rocking back and forth. Are there meds for this? NeNe was also wearing a bra and fake eyelashes. She looked alrighty, but she really allows Kim to get the best of her.
Lisa:
Looked so cute. Her boots were hawt. I also loved that Lisa, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star with gorgeous natural hair, had such issues with Kim's wig. Ouch! Lisa, I love you! Lisa also calls Kim a "habitual liar" who needs medication. I worship you.
DeShawn:
The entire reunion DeShawn sat in the corner and looked constipated. Shawny has no neck and she barely opens her mouth when she talks.