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Shia LaBeouf has always said that Megan Fox is gorgeous, and Megan Fox has always said kind things about Mr. LaBeouf. The two spend a lot of time together filming their Transformers movies and Megan recently said that she's single.

The circumstances seem favorable for these two to become an item, so does that mean Megan is now seeing LaBeouf in the buff? Sorry, all. That one was too easy.

The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone — at Nobu on Thursday.

“They definitely seemed into each other,” says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West Hollywood earlier in the week, “Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night.”

You know when there's a certain limited number of seats at a table and you sit "side by side" with someone else, it DEFINITELY means y'all are f*cking! When's the wedding?

Shia LaBeouf appeared on The Today Show this morning where he met one of his biggest fans, a cute girl named Samantha.

Shia LaBeouf was clearly put on the spot and there was so much potential for Shia's meet and greet to be awkward and abrupt if Shia was disinterested, but he wasn't. In fact, Shia was one of the kindest celebrities a fan would ever want to meet and he invited Samantha to hang out with him for the day!!! Mr. LaBeouf comes from humble beginnings and it shows. He's so down to earth, I am blown away! Also, I didn't know that Shia had such a sexy voice and I'm obsessed with deep, sexy voices. Swoon!

Inside, in front of the cameras, co-host Meredith Vieira informed LaBeouf that there was a young woman outside who “wants you to go out.”

The actor’s response, after having watched Lauer chat with Samantha: “I like Samantha a lot. She seems like a real special person. I would love to meet her – is she here?”

Cue Samantha, coffee in hand, entering the studio. Ever the gentleman, LaBeouf, 23, calls her a sweetheart and laments not having a seat to offer her.

“You look great,” the actor says and asks if she is wearing her “say nice things to Shia outfit” – which the “shocked” young lady admits she is!

“I’ve been planning this all week,” Samantha says, “and I bought this [points to her floral skirt] … I can’t believe this!”

At first I got all giddy reading these reviews about how much Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen sucks, then I remembered that Megan Fox will continue to be featured on the big screen and in magazines even if this movie is trash. I want her to go away. Permanently.

Megan Fox will bring the boys to the theater and Shia LaBeouf will do the same for the girls. Transformers 2 will still be #1 at the box office this weekend cause it doesn't really matter what the critics are saying. Sigh.

One of my guys is seeing this with his guy friends because he like has to or something. It's kind of offensive, but maybe they wanna talk about Megan when I'm not around and talk dirty at Hooters, the restaurant they usually go to before the movies.

Why the eff isn't there a male equivalent of Hooters? My restaurant name suggestions for hot male waiters serving food in Speedos are "Sausages" or "Cocky." I could come up with more. but I've deviated from Transformers enough.

The harsh reviews are after the jump. I've highlighted some of the best insults that I'd like to incorporate into future posts about Megan Fox, which I think would only be fitting.

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Megan Fox showed off her toned limbs at the Berlin premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The self-proclaimed tranny shaved her tranny legs and looked really gorgeous.

Megan Fox has such an exotic look. Her only function is to stand still and look pretty; once she opens her mouth ignorance just pours out. Her tattoos are hideous, and overall she looked pretty awkward. But at least her hard nipples were happy and that 22-inch waist she talks about was partially on display.

It's too late for Child Protective Services to remove Shia LaBeouf from his parents' residence, but it sounds like maybe they should have.

Shia LaBeouf, 23, tells Parade magazine some crazy shiz! Shia already said that he "would marry" his mother, but he's managed to top that by going into other disturbing details about his upbringing. Shia said, 

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I did a lil research on my original Shia and Rihanna's date post.

Shia LaBeouf and Princess RiRi had a two and a half dinner date "that ended with strawberries and wine." Which I thought was code for foreplay before Shia took Rihanna her to his crib so he could get under her umbrella and make her rain. Cough. Which is code for grown folk's business with a happy ending.

Anyway, that just wasn't the case. Shia gives up the RiRi deets to Playboy magazine

"[I was] filming a sword fight when I got the message. I said, 'Can this be my life?'" he says. The duo set up a dinner date over text message -- but they never developed much of a relationship.

"It never got beyond one date. The spark wasn't there. We weren't passionate about each other in that way, so we remain friends."

What is Shia anyway, a romantic? The only spark that needs to be there is the one that goes off inside the light bulb in the lamp before he puts it down.

Shia LaBeouf talks to Playboy magazine about losing his virginity. Inspired by a porno, he threw in a pillow, and then things took a turn for the worst. Shia says that he busted his first consensual nut four years ago, which would make him 18 at the time.

Shia said,

"I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."

"I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed ... and clearly this wasn't the move.

And while that night might have been a disaster, the lady in question ended up dating Shia for a while, where she became his sex-instructor of sorts. "We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***."

In the June issue of Playboy, the man who's hot but makes me feel like I'm into kiddie porn for saying so, Shia LaBeouf was asked who he thinks the sexiest woman is.

Shia answered: "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

I love it! Some people think this shit is gross, and it is, but I want my son to say the same thing about me. Better yet, I'd like my future husband to say the same thing even while he's secretly meeting up with his lawyer to find out a way to divorce my ass.

Shia also said that his mama would walk around nekkid:

"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."

Shia on smoking marijuana:

"I grew up with a bunch of hippies, and marijuana was always around. Pot was never looked at as a negative thing. I could smoke it on holidays with my parents, and we were all good. I like pot. It has never been a monster for me. I can put limits on it. But I definitely saw from a very young age what drugs can do to you."

I wish I grew up in Shia's pot smoking household, well, minus the nude Connect the Dots.

Shia's Playboy issue comes out on May 15.

Shia LaBeouf's driver's license has been suspended for one year after he refused to take a breathalyzer test following his July 2008 car crash.

The Indiana Jones actor's suspension -- which took effect on Jan. 17 -- is the result of "refusal of chemical tests" after the accident, the Department of Motor Vehicles confirmed.</

At the time of Shia's car wreck he refused to take a sobriety test. Now he's not being charged with a DUI because of insufficient evidence. Brilliant!

Shia LaBeouf won't face DUI charges for the July 27 car accident that crushed his hand, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office announced Thursday.

"After reviewing the case, we've declined to file any charges due to insufficient evidence," says DA spokeswoman Jane Robison.

Shia was cited with a misdemeanor DUI while still hospitalized; prosecutors intend to file criminal charges against the other driver.

Shia reportedly faces a possible suspension of his license from anywhere between six to nine months for refusing to take a blood alcohol test. I'm sure he doesn't mind.

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