SHOCKERS

Pam Shaw wants to lose her virginity. The 70 year-old performer says that "Now's the time" and that she's "ready to take the plunge." Shaw has spent most of her time working on her career, abstaining from sex until marriage and living with her mother until 1995.

Pam goes by the stage name of "The Sexational Pam" and her job has given men the impression that she's sexual.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she says.

Pam hopes "to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire" and she would like to marry.

"I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man, if it's the right bloke. You are never too old for anything."

So does she want sex after getting married or is she ready to have sex before marriage? She should clarify that, but I guess she'll have some horny opportunists suitors coming her way now that her story is out there.

A man going by the name of 'John Doe' is suing John Travolta for trying to do sex with him. Travolta saw the masseur's ad online and made an appointment for $200 an hour. The masseur says he saw Trojan condoms in John's Lexus SUV before they went to the Beverly Hills Hotel and John's bungalow.

Travolta got nekkid and was semi-erect. The masseur told John to lay down on the table, and he did for the first hour. Then the popular actor allegedly began giving the masseur a massage of his own, rubbing the masseur's leg, touching his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.

The masseur says he told Travolta that he doesn't have sex with his clients but John said "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

Johnny then allegedly masturbated and told the man that he got to where he is today "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

Travolta called the masseur a loser, paid him double his hourly rate and sent him packing. He's seeking $2 million plus punitive damages.

Well at least this week's starting off the right way. We need more scandals in Hollywood!

UPDATE: Travolta was out of town when the masseur claims the assault took place!!!!!

Adrienne Bailon didn't wear any underwear at an event late last week and she was wearing a sheer dress. She thought that her vagina was all covered up by some large ridiculous puff piece that was sewn onto the front of her dress. Instead, Adrienne's hello kitty was saying hello to all of us as photographers snapped photos of her.

Adrienne has yet to comment on her wardrobe malfunction of the century! She faked a nude photo scandal before, but the reason why I think this is a wardrobe malfunction is because Bailon was modeling a piece from her upcoming fashion line with designer Dominique Auxilly. That's a bad look! Besides the fact that she's wearing a hideous dress, her new line has just become a fashion line that I'll make sure to avoid at all costs. I doubt that I'm alone on that one! That dress is poorly executed and thought out. Joan Rivers and Kelly Osbourne, please go in!

Adrienne's shocking NSFW vagina photos are HERE.

Photos: Wenn

A photo of a very thin, sickly looking Macaulay Culkin went viral today. Macaulay was photographed while roaming the street in New York, looking like he hadn't eaten since last year. Fans were worried for the former child star's health, and rightfully so.

But Culkin's rep tells Entertainment Tonight: "Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health. For media to speculate otherwise is thoughtless, irresponsible and destructive."

I agree with Macaulay's rep. It's silly to be all like 'This is because he and Mila Kunis broke up last year' and etc. like some people are saying. At least Macaulay will be reminded that many people care about his well being. To see why so many fans were shocked, click HERE!

Ioana Spangenberg is a 30 year-old model who is 5 feet 6 inches tall and has a 20-inch waist. She insists that she eats "three big meals" everyday and snacks on "chocolate and [chips] all the time." Ioana insists that her figure is natural. "I just have a small stomach," she says.

Ioana tells The Sun: "If I eat too much I feel sick."

She weighed 7 lbs. at birth and her body transformed when she was a teenager. She insists that she has tried to gain weight.

She met her German husband Jan in 2006 and he encouraged her to model. "I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking. And now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs."

She's a circus freak!!!!!!! Just being real.

How's that for a conquest? Sweet geezus. Mimi Alford had an 18-month affair with JFK that only ended when he was assassinated in 1963. Mimi has written a book Once Upon a Secret, love that title, in which she details what led to her affair with the president.

Mimi was an intern in 1962, and just four days into her internship, she was invited to an after-work party. JFK offered Mimi a personal tour where she was taken to Jackie Kennedy's room.

The former intern writes: “I wouldn’t describe what happened that night as making love, but I wouldn’t call it nonconsensual either.”

JFK allegedly told his friends about his teenage conquest. He was 45 at the time, btw.

Apparently there was some Tupac sh!t that went down too, where Alford gave a BJ while JFK watched: "The president whispered in my ear. 'Mr. Powers looks a little tense... Would you take care of it?'... This was a challenge to give Dave Powers oral sex... I'm ashamed to say that I did... The president silently watched."

SMH!

Simon Cowell is no stranger to retooling staff on his popular talent competition shows, and rumors have circulated for months that The X Factor host Steve Jones' head was on the chopping block. Now, as expected, Jones has been fired. Surprisingly, it seems he'll be joined on the unemployment line by popular judges Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul.

Late last night, producer Nigel Lythgoe tweeted, "Shocked to see Simon has fired Paula Abdul, Nicole and Steve from the X-Factor," confirming not only that the three stars won't be coming back for a second season, but also that it wasn't their choice. The show performed well for Fox, but fell far short of the goal of 20 million viewers per episode that Cowell predicted at the outset. Clearly, the mega-producer feels the show's on-air talent is to blame.

Cowell began slashing staff before a single episode of The X Factor aired stateside, firing British host Cheryl Cole before the season even began. At this time, only Simon himself and co-judge LA Reid are set to return for the show's sophomore season, and while there is no word as to who will fill the newly vacant host and judge slots, Mariah Carey has been rumored to be an early candidate for a seat next to Simon.

WHAT?! Tim Gunn of Project Runway fame reveals that he hasn't sexed in nearly three decades. Tim will appear on ABC's new show The Revolution, which airs tonight, and the white haired critic said that he hasn't "had sex in 29 years."

Tim is an openly gay man and he said that he doesn't feel like "less of a person" because he's not having sex.

"I'm a perfectly fulfilled person, but it's very physiological. I'm happy to be healthy and alive, frankly."

Gunn fought back tears as he explained that his former partner of six years "was impatient with my sexual performance," which prompted him to become abstinent.

It's always a shame whenever people allow one bad experience to define them and impact their choices for the rest of their lives. I thought Tim was fighting the menz away with a bat! I'm not going to mock him. If Tim has learned to live with his decision, and is comfortable with it, than good for him. But that's one hell of a bombshell to drop on network TV. Doesn't he know that people are going to question him for the rest of his life about this jizz?

OH SH!T! Cynthia Nixon of Sex and the City fame just upset at least half of her fans by saying that she chose to be a lesbian. Cynthia came out of the closet in 2004. She used to be married to a man that she had two biological children with.

Cynthia tells The New York Times that she gave an empowerment speech to a gay audience and her speech included the line "I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better." She was told to change the sentence because it implies that homosexuality can be a choice, but she refused. "For me, it is a choice. I understand that for many people it’s not, but for me it’s a choice, and you don’t get to define my gayness for me."

The actress continued "... I say it doesn’t matter if we flew here or we swam here, it matters that we are here and we are one group and let us stop trying to make a litmus test for who is considered gay and who is not."

But that's not all: "Why can’t it be a choice? Why is that any less legitimate? It seems we’re just ceding this point to bigots who are demanding it, and I don’t think that they should define the terms of the debate.

Alicia Keys' husband Swizz Beatz is the CEO of Hong Kong-based file sharing website Megaupload.com. The Feds shut down his website today and the rapper-producer may be in big trouble!

Swizz, real name Kasseem Dean, 33, is listed as the company's CEO. The Washington Post reports that an indictment has been issued which accuses the company of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content!

The indictment was unsealed today, one day after websites had a self-imposed blackout in protest of two congressional proposals intended to thwart the online piracy of copyrighted movies and TV programs.

Megaupload is the world's largest file sharing website. Swizz's celebrity friends like Diddy, Kanye West, Floyd Mayweather, Serena Williams, Kim Kardashian and Alicia Keys have all endorsed his site.

HOLY SH!T! I was just thinking that I need to hurry up and legally download a bunch of stuff. Be skurred y'all.