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Who wants to join me in taking Kevin Federline hostage and cutting off his nuts with a plastic knife? Fat boy has done the unthinkable and knocked up his girlfriend, Victoria Prince.

Sources say Victoria suspected she was prego after a trip to Vegas in mid-October and confirmed it after taking a home pregnancy test. Kevin isn't thrilled to be a daddy for the fifth time, and word on the street is that Britney Spears is not a happy camper about the pregnancy either.

"Britney never wanted Kevin to have another child unless it was with her," revealed a source. "She desperately wants to have a baby girl, and she had hoped Kevin would be the dad."

Beggars can't be choosers! If Britney doesn't want him to have children with some other dumb ho who is stupid enough to allow his sperm in her vagina, then she should have had him fixed while they were together. She could have put some of his little swimmers on ice until she was ready to have another. And why does she want to have more kids with him anyway? 

You can leave it to Family Guy to be offensive and controversial. The hit Fox show had an episode that aired late last year that included a joke about Laura Bush killing "a guy" when she was only 17 years old.

Laura was allegedly driving a car that hit another car at a nearby stop sign. The man in the other car was Michael Douglas, 17, who was Laura's boyfriend at the time. After spending days at Midland Memorial Hospital, Michael died due to neck breakage.

Michael was a popular athlete at Laura's high school. At the time of the accident, Laura was allegedly driving 50 MPH although the speed limit was 55 MPH. Some speculated that she was drinking at the time of the accident. However, police agencies said that Laura was not driving.

According to Police report that released in 2000, Laura was not held responsible for killing the man.

While talking to Associated Press in 2000, Laura admitted, “It was terrible and much terrible accident.” I can realize it being a mother.

Interesting. R.I.P.

Well I didn't see this one coming! Retired tennis pro Andre Agassi has admitted to doing crystal meth in a new autobiography due to be released next month.

In the book he talks about his split from Brooke Shields, balding, and meeting the love of his life Steffi Graff, but it's the drugs that has everyone talking. He even failed a drug test and wrote a letter to the ATP lying about his drug use. Instead he gave them the old 'my drink was laced' line.

"I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of Slim's spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I ask for understanding and leniency and hastily sign it: Sincerely. I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it."

There's some seriously gullible people working for the Association of Tennis Professionals if they believed that line of crap. That's better than Bill Clinton's 'I didn't inhale' bullsh*t.

I should have seen this meth thing coming cause anyone that sports a serious mullet like this, has got to be on something.

Now this is an ego boost of epic proportions! U2 performed for a record breaking 96,000 people at their Saturday night concert at the Rose Bowl! What a feat! The band also wanted to give everyone around the world front row seats, and YouTube got in on the act.

For the first time ever, YouTube agreed to live stream a full length concert live. Viewers in France, Canada, Italy, Spain, Japan, Brazil, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Mexico, Israel, South Korea, the Netherlands, the U.K. and the U.S. were in on the show.

U2 manager Paul McGuinnes said, 'The band has wanted to do something like this for a long time... Fans often travel long distances to come to see U2 - this time U2 can go to them, globally.'

U2's YouTube page is youtube.com/U2

David Letterman's former personal assistant Stephanie Birkitt kept a diary in which she detailed her sexcapades with her former boss.

According to Stephanie's diary, Letterman would drive Stephanie to her Norwalk, Conn., home at least once a week. She was sharing the house with Robert Halderman, the alleged extortioner, since he divorced his wife in 2004.

Stephanie and David also hiked together while her boyfriend Joe stayed at home. Steph told Joe that Letterman was just a good "friend."

Robert found the diary in December and discovered that Stephanie Birkitt was with him and David at the same time. The wheels in his head also began turning and he decided to try to get $2 million from Dave.

Robert copied the diary and included it in his ransom package which included a note requesting $2 million dollars or else Dave's sexual affairs could even be made into a feature film. This Robert dude needs meds!

Stephanie also told Robert that she wants to have children with him and that she would make a lot of money working as David's personal lawyer, a job the late night host offered Stephanie after she graduated from college.

This is one of the messiest stories I have ever reported on in three years of blogging! I honestly don't feel sorry for anyone. David's a dog, Stephanie's a dog, and Robert's a pig! Karma is delivering like Domino's.

In a battle of died years ago and can't defend himself vs. former crackhead said, Mackenzie Phillips says she had an incestuous relationship with her father for 10 years.

Mackenzie woke up outta a drug haze and realized that she was having sex with her dad, Mamas and Papas singer, John Phillips. This began when she was 19 years old. She didn't know if it was the first time they f*cked or what, but she also didn't feel disgusted enough to not allow him to have sex with her for 10 years after that!

I watched Mackenzie's episode on Oprah and I can't remember the last time I've seen or heard that much crazy! I didn't want to believe Mackenzie because it's so disturbing, but I do believe her. Too many people who knew Mackenzie and her father are confirming her story. Mackenzie's sister Chynna Phills said:

"Am I exceedingly joyful that my family secret that I told my therapist, my husband and my very best friend in the whole word [is now public]? No. Somebody could have dropped a piano on my head and I probably wouldn't have felt it. But I knew it was true. Do I believe that they had an incestuous relationship and that it went on for 10 years? Yes."

"I was completely stunned. I walked around in a comatose state for about 10 days."

Owen Elliot, daughter of John's bandmate Cass Elliot, spoke to her local news in defense of Mackenzie. She also spoke with Extra, saying,

“Mackenzie is my best friend. She speaks her truth, and it’s not a pretty truth. She has lived with this for 30-plus years, and talking about this now is an important part of her recovery. I am very proud of her. Her bravery in telling her story is bound to help others.”

Mackenzie's other sister and actress Bijou Phillips issued a statement:

"When I was 13, Mackenzie told me she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3, I didn’t know what to believe and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn't happen... I understand Mackenzie's need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it's devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn't here to defend himself."

Will the truth set Mackenzie free? I sure hope so because I don't know anyone who would have the courage to tell the world that they were having sex with their dad for a decade up until they were pushing 30. Mackenzie was obviously in love with her dad. She wasn't tortured, it was consensual, and it was SICK!

I'm on the fence when it comes to Mackenzie Phillips and her very explosive new book, High on Arrival. I used to be a fan of hers. Yeah, I was weird. I liked her first name and I actually had people call me Mackenzie, no joke. This was only like, once, for a few years when I was younger. But I digress.

The child star from One Day at a Time was arrested for having drugs on her at LAX last year but alleges that it's the first time she bought the stuff in years. Right. Now Mackenzie's book alleges that her father John Phillips, of the legendary band Mamas and Papas, raped her when she was 19 years old and high. The two also began a f*ckship which ended when she became pregnant.

Her sister has already come out claiming this is bullsh*t. MacKenzie's life was crazy enough for her to write a very intriguing memoir, so why lie about something like rape with your own father if it never even happened?

Furthermore, her father isn't around to defend himself. So, in summary, your life is sane and healthy compared to the dysfunction Mackenzie grew up with and remains to thrive in. Cause regardless of whether she had a sexual relationship with her dad or not, ya gotta be pretty desperate and effed up to tell the world about it!

You can check out some of Mackenzie's interview, which aired earlier this week, by clicking HERE

Serena Williams was losing her U.S. Open game over the weekend when a referee fairly announced that Serena had a foot fault. Serena then lost it and told the little Asian referee, "I swear to God, I'm going to take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat!" Serena actually said, "Did you hear me?" after that and threw in another "I swear to God" or two. DAYUM!!!!!

Today everyone's saying that Serena's lucky Kanye West acted the fool cause some attention has been lifted off of her. Perhaps. Hopefully she won't do this again. I don't even understand why Serena would even wanna threaten anyone like that. Shoving a ball down someone's throat sounds like a lot of work to me!

Where. Do. I. Begin.

Taylor Swift, 19, won the MTV Award for Best Female Video when Kanye West bumrushed the stage, grabbed her microphone and proclaimed, "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time, one of the best videos of all time!"

Beyonce was stuck in WTF mode, the crowd booed, Kanye was escorted out by security, and his performance was canceled.

Taylor is a gifted and gracious young talent. It took a lot of work for her to get as far as she did in the music business and attain the level of success that she has; then an angry little midget interrupts and embarrasses her. WHY?!

Why does Kanye West care that Beyonce has not won ANOTHER award? Beyonce has picked up dozens of trophies from Destiny's Child and her solo work. Did Kanye have to convey his opinion on live television? Why does he feel that his personal preferences should determine who deserves awards?

Kanye said that he wants to be a better person and do the things that his mother would want him to do, but he has not grown as a person. It's so disturbing to watch a grown man act like a misbehaving child. Sadly Kanye will never live this down. Fans of his music may become just that - fans of his music. The man behind the music does not deserve our respect.

Kanye West making an a*s outta himself at the VMAs this year:

Kanye West ranting about not winning a VMA in 2007:

ALSO, I'll be posting celebrity Twitter reactions and Beyonce inviting Taylor on stage later tomorrow cause my computer keeps freezing up tonight.

We knew these types of photos would come out once there was speculation of what really happened between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman.

Tila was on her way to meet with investigators from the San Diego District Attorney office to talk about her incident with Shawne. She has some serious bruises on her arms! Or is that make-up? Nah, I believe they're real, but what a coincidence the paparazzi were around to snap a bunch of pics of her banged up arms.

The paps even asked Tila if she would forgive Shawne for what happened and her response was 'I don't know'. How can you forgive someone who beats the sh*t out of you? Unless you're holding a gun to his head and about to pull the trigger, or a knife to his penis and threatening to cut it off, no dude has the right to physically harm a chick.