Best believe I will post this video when it leaks. 
My prayers have been answered. You know Mini Me is packin’ heat! His penis is probably just as big as his arm. Wouldn’t that be hilarious? A short dude who’s packin’ is gonna look all outta proportion in all the right ways. This is why I must bang a midget at some point in my lifetime.
Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.
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“Everybody can have their fun right now talking that dumb sh– about my divorce and all that. I’mma give them something to talk about. People get divorced every f—in’ day. They need to worry about more serious things.”
The big rumor in the tabloids is that Swizz and his wife broke up over the proverbial “other woman.” What made the story so sensational was that the alleged mistress in this case was Grammy winner Alicia Keys. Swizz dismissed it.
“It ain’t even bad. My divorce, it ain’t nothing bad. It’s just us moving on. Me and Shonda are super good. It is what it is. [The press] are nine months late on the situation. It’s a headache to me. We been separated nine or 10 months already. I’m not hiding anything,” he added.
“I can see if I was hiding something. I’m a grown man. Nobody is living no perfect life. Mashonda has a single coming out that I funded, photo shoots that I funded. We made our statement that we’re still working together. They didn’t wanna believe it. I said I would be continuing to support her career. Nobody wants to look at that sh–. They wanna look at ‘Alicia Keys.’ That sh– is ignorant.”
“I can see if I was hiding something. I’m a grown man. Nobody is living no perfect life.” - Not only was he givin’ Alicia some thunder, he’s probably riding that ass right now.
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Now this is a miracle baby! Here’s Finley Crampton and his mother Jodie Percival.
When Jodie discovered she was pregnant, she decided to have an abortion because her and her fiance, Billy Crampton, knew their baby could inherit a life-threatening kidney condition, the same condition that killed their first son. Their second son was also born with serious kidney damage.
‘Deciding to terminate at eight weeks was just utterly horrible but I couldn’t cope with the anguish of losing another baby,’ said Miss Percival, 25.
However, Finley had other ideas. And some time after the operation, Miss Percival felt a fluttering in her stomach.
Eventually her doctor sent her for a scan – and she discovered she was 19 weeks pregnant.
The child had survived the abortion and thrived in the womb. ‘I couldn’t believe it,’ said Miss Percival. ‘This was the baby I thought I’d terminated.
‘I wrote to the hospital, I couldn’t believe that they had let me down like this. They wrote back and apologised and said it was very rare.’
Miss Percival carries a gene which triggers multicystic dysplastic kidney – which causes cysts to grow on the kidneys of an unborn baby.
However, doctors told the couple from Sutton-in-Ashfield, Nottinghamshire, that this child was likely to survive, so they decided he deserved a chance.And in November, Finley was born three weeks premature, at 6lb 3oz.
He had minor kidney damage but is expected to lead a normal life.
‘I knew if that operation hadn’t failed he wouldn’t have been there,’ said Miss Percival, a hairdresser. ‘I just couldn’t believe that this child had got through it all and looked so perfect.’
He may need an operation but as only one of his kidneys is affected he can survive. ‘I still struggle to believe just what he has fought through. Now he’s here I wouldn’t change it for the world.’
This is an amazing story. Congrats to Finley and his thrilled parents!
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LINKAGE
- The R. Kelly drama is finally over? Found not guilty - CS
- I blame Tyra for this! - CK
- And you thought your job sucked - AB
- Tom Brady’s hat - DS
- Using politics to whore yourself out - IBBB
- Mike Myers on Justin Timberlake’s penis - SOW
- More affair rumors -PB
- They grow up so fast - RR
- Kid Rock hospitalized - GB
NBC News’ Tim Russert has died of a heart attack, the New York Times is reporting. He was 58. The Times cites Russert’s family as its source.
The “Meet the Press” host is survived by his wife Maureen Orth — a special correspondent for Vanity Fair — and their adult son, Luke.
Russert was recording voiceovers for Sunday’s “Meet the Press” program when he collapsed, the network said. No details were immediately available.
Russert, the recipient of 48 honorary doctorates, took over the helm of “Meet the Press” in December 1991. Now in its 60th year, “Meet the Press” is the longest-running program in the history of television.
In 2008, Time Magazine named him one of the 100 most influential people in the world.
Timothy John Russert Jr. was born in Buffalo, N.Y., on May 7, 1950. He was a graduate of Canisius High School, John Carroll University and the Cleveland-Marshall College of Law. He was a member of the bar in New York and the District of Columbia.
This is a major loss. My condolences are with his family during this difficult time. So sad.
R.I.P. Tim.
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WOAH! I thought Alicia was strictly vajayjay.
Mashonda made this statement to Hip Hop Weekly regarding an alleged affair between Swiss Beatz and Alicia Keys:
[Alicia Keys] is her own woman and she has made her own choices. I don’t have a problem with her. I will say this though, I am not a scorned woman. I have a responsibility to raise [my son], he’s my number one priority and everyday I strive more for him and of course my music.”
If Barbara Walters did it, Alicia could too. Hot dayum!
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