SHOCKERS (Page 11)

Radar has posted the most disturbing audio I have ever heard and I will not be listening to any more of Mel Gibson's rants because they bother me too much.

I won't go into everything Mel said because it is AWFUL to say the least. He has one hell of an imagination when it comes to insulting the mother of his daughter and ex-girlfriend of three years, Oksana Grigorieva. Mel is a tortured individual. He needs to go to hell right now, but luckily he's living in one and he clearly has been for decades because he is a miserable, empty hearted, hate filled pathetic excuse for a sane human being.

One thing I will point out, though, is that Mel fits the profile of an abuser perfectly. NOTHING is his fault and ANYTHING he does to his victim was provoked by the victim herself and she "DESERVED" the abuse and having her teeth knocked out. Any time a man doesn't want to take responsibility for his actions and blames you, he's not worth it. Run for them hills, gurl. GTFO of that relationship!

LISTEN to Mel Gibson's rant it's VERY Not Safe for Work and Not Safe for Life. I won't listen to any more of his rants. He's abusing us all by subjecting us to this sh*t.

F*ck you, Mel!

Listening to Mel Gibson's rant toward his ex-girlfriend and mother of his child Oksana Grigorieva is worse than I would have expected and it actually made me tear up. It's disgusting beyond description. The hatred and rage in the voice of this racist misogynist leaves me at a loss for words. I'm speechless.

He hates women, he hates African-Americans, he hates Jews, and he clearly hates himself. THROW HIM IN JAIL for domestic violence, PUHLEASE!

Mel Gibson needs to move to a remote island in the middle of the ocean before he gets a beat down by everyone except the deaf community. Mel's ex baby maker Oksana Grigorieva, who claims she has had her teeth knocked out by Mel, also has audio tapes of Mel saying she looks like a f***ing pig in heat, dropped the N-word when he talked about her getting raped, and threatened to burn down her house, but she would blow him first.

Radar Online says the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has launched an investigation on Mel for domestic violence after the numerous threats along with new audio where he admits to punching Oksana Grigorieva in the face have surfaced.

"What kind of man is that who would hit a woman while she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?”

The Braveheart star answers: "You know what -- you f***ing deserved it."

Mel f***ing deserves to get butt raped by a pack of wild wolves and left for dead. Alright, I don't wish death on anyone but I'm considering making an exception for Mel.

There's more excitement going on in Lebron James' life right now besides deciding which NBA team is going to whore themselves out the most for him. Leicester Bryce Stovell claims he is Lebron James' father and is suing Lebron and his mother Gloria James over DNA test results!

I'm going to try and make a really long story somewhat not so long.

In the lawsuit documents obtained by TMZ Leicester claims he met Gloria in a D.C. area bar back in 1984 and had a one night stand. He was 29 at the time and later found out Gloria was only 15 years-old. He says Gloria went back to Ohio but returned several months later all knocked up telling Leicester she was pregnant with a boy named Lebron, but she didn't specifically identify the father.

He also claims he reconnected with Gloria over the phone in 2007, and she denied ever meeting him, and threatened to have him physically harmed. Gloria allegedly told Leicester that "Lebron's money is for his children." A few days later Lebron, through his lawyer, agreed to take a DNA paternity test. Leicester claims he was given results that showed he is not the father but later began to suspect the results were tampered with.

He's seeking $4 million from both Lebron and his mother claiming they were behind the DNA fraud and also for defamation and misrepresentation.

One thing to know is Leicester is a Princeton graduate who earned his law degree and later became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. He's not some backwoods broke guy who's looking to make a quick buck on his son he hasn't seen in 25 years.... But that doesn't mean he isn't crazy and making sh*t up!

Leicester believes they have striking similarities but I'm not seeing it. Do you think this dude could possibly be Lebron's father? There's only one way to find out... Maury Povich!

At first I said that Mel Gibson seems like he has all the patience of Kanye West at an awards show, but I take that back. He has all the patience of Alec Baldwin mixed with a lil Michael Richards of Seinfeld - to the 10th power.

As if anyone needed another reason to hate bigot and abuser Mel Gibson, we have a new one! Mel has exploded in another racially charged tirade, this time throwing around the N-word at his ex, Oksana Grigorieva.

Radaronline.com reports: Mel also calls Oksana a whore and a c**t while their baby screams in the background, according to Radar, which has listened to the tape. Mel's rep has not denied the tape's content.

 Here are a few of his threats:

• "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

• "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

• "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

Mel and Oksana are in a bitter custody dispute right now. Oksana says that Mel knocked her teeth out and gave her a concusion. Based upon his superb anger management skills exemplified in his abusive threats above, I believe her and I hope he pays for it.

Thank gawd this sh*t got leaked!!!!!!

Tori Spelling's husband Dean McDermott is in the Intensive Care Unit at a Los Angeles area hospital after a dirt bike accident. Dean was unable to move and was bleeding heavily from his right side with a puncture wound. They later discovered Dean had a punctured and collapsed lung, but he is expected to make a full recovery.

Tori spoke with People about the accident and how she received the news of his latest crash.

"His friend called me and said he was in the ER. He didn't want to to scare me so he just said he had a crash and that they were X-raying him."

"At first I was mad. I was pissed that he was out biking and crashed. But when I showed up and saw him lying there, and they told me they were admitting him to ICU with a collapsed lung, my heart dropped. My biggest fear had come true."

Dean had fractured his shoulder in a motorcycle accident earlier this year and the couple have had an ongoing disagreement about his riding hobby. He initially said he would only ride recreationally after the first accident, but now he has promised Tori he will never ride again.

"When I first saw him he just softly said 'I'm so sorry. I just held his hand and cried. That's when he said, 'I'll never do this again. You and the kids mean everything to me.' "

Here's to wishing Dean a speedy recovery and hoping he doesn't get hooked on the OxyContin he'll be taking for pain!

If I were Tipper Gore and my husband of 40 years tried to hook up with this woman on the side, I would file for divorce immediately and the decision would be final.

It's one thing when your man allegedly cheats with an upgrade, but when he downgrades in the process, it feels even more personal. If anyone ever called this woman hawt, I would urge him or her to consult with their optometrist immediately.

Molly Hagerty is trying to take Al Gore down, and I can only imagine how he feels. He had front row seats as he witnessed President Clinton's impeachment over the "sexual relations" that he "did not have" with his intern and now a white trash masseuse has run to the National Enquirer for fame and fortune? Ouch.

Hagerty says that during a routine massage in Oregon, Al Gore put her hands down his pants and told her that she wants it. The incident allegedly took place a few years ago. Molly also took notes from Monica Lewinsky, and she even has some stained pants to prove it, allegedly.

Hagerty said: “Al Gore is a pervert and sexual predator. He’s not what people think he is – he’s a sick man!”

The masseuse wants police to fully investigate her claims. She also has surveillance tapes and Gore's DNA. This story is insane! At least President Clinton got to bust a nut with Monica on a few occasions. It sounds like Al didn't even get to get the kind of customer service he was desperately seeking.

With the stress of conquering global warming on his shoulders, Al Gore deserves a little R&R time and a good massage with a happy ending. According to the NY Post, Al may have taken a massage back in 2006 a little too far and now the masseuse is claiming he sexually abused her. Tipper Gore had previously complained about Al's trips to massage therapists and suspected he may have been involved with one, so there may be some truth to this story.

The woman's lawyer first told Portland cops about the incident in December 2006 but she blew off police interviews. Fast forward 3 years later and she filed a complaint about the sexual abuse on January 6, 2009. Here's what she had to say about her rub down with Al Gore.

"I finally got out the door after being forcefully being pulled back in the room . . . a couple times and trying to leave, to be groped and fondled and have tongue kisses forced on me. . . . and that's when he's saying, 'You know you want to do it.' And I was just thinking, 'Oh my God.' "

It's a damn shame that someone who impacted our lives so much as kids is being exploited by his ex-wife by selling photos of his last moments alive to The Globe magazine for $10,000. That's not how I want to remember him and instead of posting the death photos which we absolutely will not do, I'm posting a photo of Gary Coleman from his Diff'rent Strokes days.

A source who has seen the images told Pop Eater that the photos "are going to sell a crazy amount of magazines. Yes, it's an ugly decision to run pictures of a man in his hospital bed minutes before he died, but dead celebrities sell."

Gary's Diff'rent Strokes co-star Todd Bridges let it be known how he feels about the photo leak on Twitter yesterday.

"To find out pics of Gary Coleman in his last days got out, I hope someone burns in hell for this one ... Only one person could be behind this and this is so dang sick to say you love someone and do this -- yeah right."

It's absolutely horrible that The Globe purchased these photos, but it's more horrific that Gary's ex-wife is shameless enough to sell them. I still think she had something to do with his death by the way she reacted during the 911 call after Gary supposedly fell.

Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the Natalee Holloway disappearance in Aruba, is now wanted for the murder of 21 year-old Stephany Flores Ramirez. Stephany is believed to have been brutally stabbed and wrapped in a blanket by van der Sloot before he checked out on Sunday. Her body was discovered in the hotel room today. He may have gotten away with murder once, but it doesn't look like he's getting away with it this time. First, they have to find the little f*cker!

Joran flew to Peru from Colombia to play in a poker tournament at the Atlantic City Casino in Lima and checked into the Milaflores Hotel on May 14. Cesar Guardia, the head of the criminal investigation unit of the Lima police, said there is 'incriminating evidence' that links van der Sloot to Stephany's murder. Guaria says they also have surveillance video that shows Joran and Stephany together in the casino Saturday night.

The couple was last seen entering Joran's hotel room around 5 a.m. and he checked out of the hotel alone around 9 a.m.. Joran was last seen catching a bus to Chile on Monday. Stephany's murder comes exactly five years after Natalee Holloway disappeared on May 30, 2005.