Before Britney decided to do this 3rd times a charm shit by checking back into Promises in Malibu, Brit went to Federsperm's house where she channeled her inner crazy ass bitch and attacked an SUV with a green umbrella. The car supposedly belongs to the paparazzi.
Brit then stalked Federsperm, staying outside of his crib for 45 minutes waiting for him to come home or open the door.
At least these pics give me a reason the ho needs to be in rehab. Before she's just been partying, now she's on some fatal-attraction-attack-vehicles-scavenger-hunt trip. This rock bottom drama makes for really good material for her comeback album.
Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking.
We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.
We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.
Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.
Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days.
Kevin Federline may actually care about Britney?!
And if she checks out of rehab again, there's a good chance I will never mention her again.
A crazy video has surfaced showing a outta her mind Anna Nicole Smith. She's stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern brags bout how much dough the footage will be worth.
The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren's show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-months pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind.
As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it's real, Stern repeatedly says, "Is this a mushroom trip?" He then adds, "I'm kidding."
Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern's comment: "This footage is worth money."
This video is craziness!!! And Howard K. Stern is such a jerk! You can peep it here
A source at the salon says, "Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head." When the hairdresser refused, "Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."
Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."
Hughes adds, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out."
Hughes tells us Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80.
At one point during Britney's one-hour visit, Hughes asked Britney why there was a pink stain on her fluffy white handbag and Britney said she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."
Hughes, who was somewhere between appalled and concerned by what she saw, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"
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