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Fat B*tch From Hairspray Talks About Airport Brawl

October 9th, 2008

Photo of Fat B*tch From Hairspray Talks About Airport BrawlOne day after Bianca Golden’s Tyra Banks Show episode aired, Nikki Blonsky is here to give her biased account of events too.

Nikki claims that the incident has left her “completely destroyed.” She also said,

“The hardest part for me is to see my parents walk around in severe upset and sadness.”

While Nikki’s family was walking around “in severe upset and sadness” Bianca’s mother was in an intensive care unit with a broken nose, fractured skull and severe internal bleeding. Nikki is full of shit!!! After my dad was in the hospital fighting for his life, I find Nikki’s statement very offensive. Nikki’s violent dad could have killed Bianca’s mom. Her fat ass needs to STFU!

Nikki says Bianca’s fam started the brawl, getting upset at fellow passengers who were saving seats. However, Nikki did NOT explain why the fight began. Suspicious anyone?! Nikki claims Bianca was pointing in her face and she “asked” her to stop. You know she didn’t “ask” her, she probably gave her some major ‘tude.

“That’s when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, ‘F–k you, you white bitch.’ And then she closed her fist and punched me.”

Golden, Blonsky and Blonsky’s father Carl were all charged with actual bodily harm and common assault, with Carl facing the additional charge of inflicting grievous bodily harm.

Golden could face two years behind bars if convicted when her trial kicks off Nov. 24.

Nikki and Carl Blonsky face up to two and five years in prison, respectively, and are both due in court Dec. 1.

I hope Bianca’s mother is okay, and I wonder if she has any permanent damage?

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O.J. Simpson Guilty on All 12 Counts Verdict Video

October 6th, 2008

Can you imagine being on trial like this and having to listen to the long announcement of each of your verdicts being read. WTF? Bitch, just send me a text!

A few thoughts: I find it unsettling how many people find it glorious that O.J. Simpson has been found guilty.

I am not saying that he’s innocent and shouldn’t go to jail right now, nor am I implying that he shouldn’t have been sent to jail 13 years ago when his wife and her friend were murdered. But, what I am saying is that there’s a strong mean-spiritedness that’s surfacing now that O.J.’s in the middle of a delayed, ironic explosion of karma.

I have no problem with people saying justice was served and karma’s a bitch; but I do find it disturbing that there’s so much haha-ing going on. Laughing at the rock-bottom demise of someone else is much bigger than O.J. - he’s just an example. Britney Spears is another example; when she was down and out, everyone found it all so hilarious. Photo of O.J. Simpson Guilty on All 12 Counts Verdict VideoSecond, unlike everyone who wants him to “rot” and get raped in jail, that’s oblivious, wishful thinking. When I look in O.J.’s eyes, I see deep pain, sadness and defeat. I don’t think he will last long in jail because A) he will be killed or B) he will kill himself. So everyone who hopes he’ll spend decades upon decades rotting and getting anal may be sadly mistaken.

I wish his two kids all the best during this difficult time. They lost their mother and now they have lost their father.

As far as the facts go: O.J. was found guilty on 12 counts of kidnapping and robbery exactly 13 days after he was found not guilty for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. O.J. faces 15 years to life in prison and will be sentenced on December 5. An appeal is said to be in the works.

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Claymates Now on Suicide Watch

September 24th, 2008

Photo of Claymates Now on Suicide WatchPanty pudding has stopped flowing, the earth abruptly stopped spinning, tears continuously pour, and posters and music are being burned in bonfires all across the South. Clay Aiken has come out the closet via the infamous, “Yes, I’m Gay” People magazine cover. How about “No, I’m Not Heterosexual” instead? :)

I swear to God I would love to allow comments on just this one post. Claymates - I want to hear from you. I want you to attack me. I want you to say it’s all lies, you super fans. Oh happy happy happy Clay Aiken out of the closet day!!!

No one should have to hide, lie about or deny who they are. This is amazing! I am so happy for Clay and I am also so happy to start hearing about the menz he’s banging.

People hits newsstands on New York and LA on Wednesday. American Idol alum Clay Aiken and newborn son Parker pose for their first photos AND Aiken officially comes out.

Parker Foster Aiken was born on August 8 in North Carolina to Aiken’s good friend Jaymes Foster, 50. The pair met when Aiken was a contestant on American Idol.

When the AP asked for a copy of the issue in advance, the magazine refused. The cover tagline is all we’ll get till it’s out.

I often talk shit about People magazine’s ass kissing but I love this shiz! They wouldn’t even give the Associated Press an advance copy of the issue. They’re like, bow down like everyone else, bitches! :) They know that this is huge. Luvs it. Congratulations, Clay!!!!!!! :)

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Uh, I Guess You Can Say Aubrey O’Day is a Slut

September 18th, 2008

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I don’t even need to say a single word. I will let this whore speak for herself. Aubrey’s Complex magazine interview excerpts are posted below. The questions and the answers are so worth it! Trust. This is the most entertaining interview I’ve read in a long time. Thank god for sluts. :)

On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:

If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.

On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson’s porn movies:

I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

On her love of porn:

I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

On ever starring in her own porn movie:

I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

On sex while on your period:

Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

On what people will say after the interview:

You know, the first time a lot of really bad stuff was being said, I called Jenna and was like, “I’m so mad.” And even Kim [Kardashian]. And both of them said the same thing: “Honey, you’ll love it because it’s making you a bigger star.” At the end of the day, it’s not hurting me.

Complex: You know, we were the first to put Kim on a magazine cover [February/March 2007].
Aubrey O’Day: She looked gorgeous.

And she’s still one of the most viewed people on Complex.com to this day.
Aubrey O’Day: Until I come along, honey. I’m about to break her record.

On her love for texting dirty:

I would rather do dirty texting than have sex. I have a shirt in my clothing line [Heart On My Sleeve] that says, “I Love Dirty Texting.”

On rumors she’s having sex with Diddy:

Of all the things that I’m attracted to in a man, Diddy is none of those things.

On what every female can do for sure when she’s on her period:

You could just have anal sex. But that’s very high-risk behavior. I mean, it’s fine if you trust a person and you’re in a committed relationship.

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Why Didn’t I Think of This?

September 8th, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This dork Kevin claims to be the father of Bristol Palin’s baby. Enjoy. :)

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