Archive for the 'Skinny Ass Bitches' Category
Fashion critics have blasted model Karolina Kurkova for looking too fat in a bikini. Seriously. The Czech model wore a bikini in a recent Cia Maritima runway show and revealed what the horrified style snobs called “back fat, love handles and cellulite.”
Karolina Kurkova, 24, is one of the highest-earning models in the world, according to Forbes, and is best known for being a Victoria’s Secret Angel and whose super-fit physique has graced the pages of international fashion mags.
But after the show during Sao Paulo’s Fashion Week, a Brazilian paper noted that the leggy 5-foot-11 Kurkova “shocked” the audience when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with “cellulite on her butt.”
She has some back fat fo sho, and her ass is not in check. Ya know, my friend does Carmen Electra’s stripper workout DVD and says it does wonders for your ass and thighs. Karolina needs to give something healthy a try, hope she’s not puking right now.
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What breasts?!
Keira Knightley has no problem appearing in the buff for her latest film. In fact, she says it’s becoming a habit.
“I always bare my breasts,” she said at the press conference to promote The Edge of Love Wednesday at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. “It’s not like it’s only in this film!”
The British actress, 23, is best known for the Pirates of the Caribbean films; last year she went au naturale in the period drama Atonement.
Referring to a scene in the wartime romance The Edge of Love with her onscreen husband Cillian Murphy, Knightley said:
“It was very simple. It was a sex scene and I never like them when they’ve got bras on.” So when the director asked her to remove her bra, “I said, ‘All right then.’”
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Nicole Richie became famous because of a reality show, now she wants another one. Shocker! And the concept sounds like a spinoff of Paris’ BFF show.
Entertainment Weekly reports that Nikki’s been also traveling and pitching her ideas. The concept? Basically seven girls would be picked for (and later tested on) their propensity to achieve mega-fame!
Great idea, Nicole! All these sluts are gonna do is try to screw the right guys and flash the paps.
The reward of winning the show? Another reality show centered around the winner. EW reports three cable networks have expressed an interest in the potential program.
Can’t Nicole just star in a Big Brother-esque reality show where she eats something for 30 days straight and cameras are rolling 24 hours to prove she doesn’t have an eating disorder? That would make a much better show than this one.
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The fashion world will have hit an all time low if Julian Macdonald gets his way. Julian wants Amy Winehouse to grace the runway for his show during London Fashion Week this fall. How is he gonna talk her into that? She looks like she can’t even handle washing her hair or eating food and he expects her to walk in decent clothes in front of people?
Each year, MacDonald ensures his collection dazzles by getting “the woman of the moment” to wear the top gown in his collection. British supermodel Naomi Campbell got the honor last year; and Paris Hilton sported a crystal beaded mini for the Welsh designer in 2006. MacDonald now has his sights set on the troubled star to show off the prized-piece in his collection this September. He tells Britain’s Metro newspaper, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.”
He might be able to get away with it if he throws a line of coke and some heroin spoons on the runway. Just tell Wino you’ll give her the syringe and a lighter after she completes her walk. Here’s some pics of Amy frolicking around in the sun with some dude in just her bra and some nasty ass looking shorts.
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Ashlee Simpson is looking sexy in Shape Magazine! Actually, I think she looks hungry but that nose really does make her look hawt instead of emo… If only she’d do something about that long ass butt chin. 
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