Skinny Ass Bitches News

Amy Winehouse is so stoked about her new boobies that she wants to go even larger. The tiny former crackhead went from a 32B to a 32D last month, and if she goes any bigger she's going to fall over from being off balance!

Ever since Amy bought herself a pair of new knockers, she's been proudly showing them off everywhere she goes. Friends say she's so happy with her boobies that she can't stop touching them and she's even considering butt implants.

"She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look."

Amy has always been hit in the face, but she had a cute little curvaceous body before she started hitting the pipe and snortin' the powder. She should start small and find someone to help her put on that black eyeliner evenly before she gets her butt plumped up. Amy just wants to upgrade her looks with surgery so she can sell her implants on Ebay later when she's broke and needs the cash to buy more crack.

Amy Winehouse's father has admitted that she got her boobies done. They reportedly cost $52,000, which is way out of the price range for a boob job! If it's going to cost me that much to get some good knockers, they better have diamond encrusted nipples.

Wino's father was on UK TV show This Morning and said he didn't have to pay for the boobs, so he couldn't confirm the cost. He did open up on how well Amy is doing.

"(She's) fantastic. Her boobs are great as well! She looks absolutely fantastic. If you look back to where we were a year ago, we are on a different planet. We are in a different space and a different time and (Amy is) a different person."

Amy was complaining recently about her boobs f*cking killing her which is a good way to get some good pain killers. They're killing me in the photo above because they're lopsided. She's not straight and neither are her boobs, but she's not on my overdose death watch list like she was a year ago.

Kristen Stewart says that skinny genes run in her family. In the new issue of Allure magazine, Kristen's asked if she works out, to which she replies "hell no!" She also says that her brother is like a male version of Samantha Ronson and she worries about being too thin.

On her thin figure:

"I don’t exercise. I’m skinny fat. I worry about being too skinny. You should see my brother, he’s, like, emaciated. We both just happen to be really skinny.”

On doing talk shows:

“It’s all about those 10 minutes. You have to be funny and cute, and you have to promote the movie, and I don’t know what else. You have to look hot or something."

On dressing like she needs to take a shower at a car wash:

“I go outside, and my hair is dirty, and people say, ‘What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'”  “I’m like, don’t you get it? I’m not that girl! Like, I never was that girl. It’s not like I was really clean-cut last year.”

On the haterade:

“The commenters are usually worse than the bloggers. I know what people say about me.”

Kristen Stewart is a breath of fresh air. She puts in so much effort to remain grounded and not let fame get to her head by morphing into a superficial diva. She's doing a great job so far.

My former favorite singer who turned into a total crackhead, Amy Winehouse has gone back to her old f*cked up self and apparently there's a man who can help her. Crackhouse met spiritual healer Peter Hippolyte during her stay in St. Lucia and is flying him to England to help her get back on track to getting healthy.

All it takes is some hugs and kisses to help Amy clean up. At least that's what Petey says. I wonder if he can hug and kiss the extra weight off of me!

Petey claims that he has "healing hands" and that he can talk to Wino and "explain things" to her. Besides explaining, Petey and Amy also get touchy. He says that they "hug each other" and they also kiss each other.

"I will use my hands to help heal her and use my psychological healing to organise her mind. We will say prayers together and she will drink bush tea with antioxidants."

The only way Amy is going to stay clean is if someone locks her in a padded room and gives her three meals a day. Hell that may not even work cause if she gets desperate enough, she'll probably rip up the padding and attempt to snort it too.

Tori Spelling is a sick chick. I'm not talking about her shenanigans of talking about having explosive diarrhea and clogging a toilet on her reality show, either.

Tori has made a visit to the hospital twice this week after suffering from serious stomach pains. I say they're just hunger pains and she needs to eat something more than just a cracker. Tori's husband took time to let all of her fans know what's going on via Twitter.

"Just out of the hospital. After a battery of tests, no conclusive answers. She still feels terrible. Hope it passes soon. She's in a lot of pain."

She needs to look into having the tape worm removed that has kept her so stick thin over the years. Better get it taken care of quick before it starts peeking out of your naughty spot looking for a better meal.

Victoria Beckham is doing little to dispel the rumors that have swirled around her potential for having an eating disorder.  Eating disorder? What are people talking about? She could drop at least 30 lbs. Heh, just kidding.

Recent pictures of Victoria will have fanorexics everywhere dropping their size 00s to fit in her latest line that Limited Too and Justice for Girls may be carrying soon.  She claims she's fine, but she feels a need to address the rumors.

'I appreciate there are young girls and women who look at me as a role model and it is untrue to say I do not eat and I am unhealthy. I have a healthy diet, a healthy lifestyle and plenty of energy to run after my three energetic boys and travel the world managing my fashion business.'

Just because you run a fashion line doesn't mean you have to fit into the sample sizes for toddlers. Toothpick Vicky's weight can't be in the triple digits.  I could fart and blow her over.       

She sure has grown up since playing Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter in True Lies. Eliza Dushku is taking it off for the newest issue of Complex magazine.

I like Eliza but she looks like a bobble head in these photos. It makes me wanna shake her gently so her little head can bob around. If she had bobble boobies, it would be even more fun. Hey there's an invention for ya! Bobble boobies and bobble ball sacks could take the bobble industry by storm. Ugh, I just had a total bobble overdose.

Tyra Banks has called Jessica White "The model of her generation." Hmm... who knows?

Sean Penn's 25 year-old model girlfriend competed on Terrell Owens' show The T.O. Show and appears to be sleeping her way to the top. Jessica's modeling career began when she was 16. She has been featured in Sports Illustrated in 2004, 2005, 2007 and 2009. Here are some of her pics.

Courtney Love is a rootin-tootin fightin' machine. She's ready to sue Activision for using Kurt Cobain's image in their game. There's a little more to it than that cause this is Courtney Love we're talking about!

Ms. Love wants to sue not just because Kurt's used in their game, but because his character in the game also sings a couple Bon Jovi songs.

Courtney's lawyer released the following statement:

"Activision is exploiting Kurt's image in a manner anathema to the very essence of his music, spirit and essence. I along with Ms. Cobain hope those who love Kurt's music strongly voice their sentiments to Activision and demand his image not be debased by singing the songs of Bon Jovi.

It's a freaking cartoon character in a game and she's flipping out that he sings Bon Jovi? She's just doing whatever she can to make some money off of Kurt even when he's dead.

Just the way you men wanted to end your evening, with a chick in nothing more than a bra and panties! Unfortunately, it's on your computer and not in your bed... Heh, heh.

Audrina Patridge shows off her fake t*ts in some lingerie in the latest issue of Maxim magazine. They did a decent job of digitally fixing her droopy eyes!