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Nicole Richie became famous because of a reality show, now she wants another one. Shocker! And the concept sounds like a spinoff of Paris’ BFF show.
Entertainment Weekly reports that Nikki’s been also traveling and pitching her ideas. The concept? Basically seven girls would be picked for (and later tested on) their propensity to achieve mega-fame!
Great idea, Nicole! All these sluts are gonna do is try to screw the right guys and flash the paps.
The reward of winning the show? Another reality show centered around the winner. EW reports three cable networks have expressed an interest in the potential program.
Can’t Nicole just star in a Big Brother-esque reality show where she eats something for 30 days straight and cameras are rolling 24 hours to prove she doesn’t have an eating disorder? That would make a much better show than this one.
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The fashion world will have hit an all time low if Julian Macdonald gets his way. Julian wants Amy Winehouse to grace the runway for his show during London Fashion Week this fall. How is he gonna talk her into that? She looks like she can’t even handle washing her hair or eating food and he expects her to walk in decent clothes in front of people?
Each year, MacDonald ensures his collection dazzles by getting “the woman of the moment” to wear the top gown in his collection. British supermodel Naomi Campbell got the honor last year; and Paris Hilton sported a crystal beaded mini for the Welsh designer in 2006. MacDonald now has his sights set on the troubled star to show off the prized-piece in his collection this September. He tells Britain’s Metro newspaper, “She’s an amazing talent. We are always busy working on fashion week. She’s an incredible person, who is just very unique and has a great style. She is just so different.”
He might be able to get away with it if he throws a line of coke and some heroin spoons on the runway. Just tell Wino you’ll give her the syringe and a lighter after she completes her walk. Here’s some pics of Amy frolicking around in the sun with some dude in just her bra and some nasty ass looking shorts.
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Ashlee Simpson is looking sexy in Shape Magazine! Actually, I think she looks hungry but that nose really does make her look hawt instead of emo… If only she’d do something about that long ass butt chin. 
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That’s right folks, today is Tyra Banks Show day! In honor of Tyra celebrating her 500th episode, NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg decided to give Tyra her own day. Tyra and Bloomie also planted a tree together which Tyra named ‘Model Oak’ as part of the mayor’s plan to plant 1 million trees in the city. What more does the mayor of such a large city have to do besides hang out with skinny bitches in high heels Check out more pics of Tyra and the Mayor planting her oak cause the girl makes some strange faces while digging a hole!
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Victoria Beckham will be joining the Pussycat Dolls for a performance at Caesar’s Palace in Vegas. All we can hope for is one of those popcorn ball tits to flop out of her bra. You know Vicki will be lip syncing and it’s not like we haven’t seen her wearing next to nothing before, so let’s all pray for the boobs to make an appearance.
The former Spice Girl, 34, will join the group for one night only at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Pussycat Dolls spokesperson Alisa Boushey said: “Victoria’s been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them on-stage. “She would have done it sooner but it’s been a question of her busy schedule. But it will be happening very soon.” Victoria will also design her own costume for the one-off performance. “This is a great opportunity for her.”
She has a busy schedule? Doing what? Figuring out which bug eyed sunglasses to wear with each outfit? That skinny bitch didn’t even promote her own clothing line and it failed, so don’t tell me she’s busy.
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Because I don’t. Nicky could go ahead and purge food from orifices I didn’t know existed on an hourly basis, still wouldn’t care.
Hilton, who has been dogged by Internet speculation about recent weight loss, hit back at the reports. “There’s no truth to any starvation, eating disorders, rumors.”
“I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles,” added the 24-year-old designer. “My friends see the pictures and they’re like ‘Oh my god are you okay?’ And then they see me, and they’re like ‘Oh … ‘ It’s really not that interesting or true.”
Airhead, that’s because your friends weigh less than you and probably think you’re fat. LA bitches. Trust.
I don’t know what the fug Kate Bosworth is wearing, but I just wanna dry myself off with it after I take a shower. It was made for that. But then, I don’t want any sparkles left in any of my cracks. I prefer those areas to remain sparkle free, so, I think I’ll pass. For now.
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