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Covering her modesty with her hands and the caption “Protect the skin you’re in” Posh Spice is the official face of a T-shirt created by Marc Jacobs to raise awareness of the damage sun can do to skin. The sure-to-be cult item is a bid to support The Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.
How can they use this nasty ho for their campaign when she looks like she spent 2 weeks too long in a tanning bed!?! Give me a shirt with David Beckham in his undies, then we can talk. 
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Hot new mama Nicole Richie and her boyfriend, Joel Madden, stepped out Friday night to go to Benny Medina’s birthday bash. 
Two weeks ago Nicole was giving birth to her daughter, Harlow Winter. Since then she’s probably skipped nearly every meal. But honestly, I’m not surprised. Would a bony ass bitch allow herself to weigh more than 102? Hells no! Remember Nicole was like 86 pounds when she was busted for her DUI.
She looks great. I wonder how thin she’ll get, if she’ll get thin. Joel needs to keep his bitch in check. She should be swallowing more than cum. That’s not a nutritious diet. I know this.
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The guys can consider this their boner post for the day.
It’s another kick in the nuts for Amy Winehouse. She was suppose to perform at the Grammys next month but won’t be able to because she can’t get a visa. A Grammy insider said “The visa problem is definitely drugs” which I think is a bunch of bullshit. Amy’s not the only celebrity with a drug problem who travels, it’s just a lot of others aren’t publicized like Amy has been this past year. Then again, not too many celebs are snorting shit on stage while performing. She’s tiny enough these days that someone should be able to just smuggle her in the old fashion way… Up their butt!
Don’t expect to see Alessandra Ambrosio in the Victoria’s Secret catalogue or any lingerie shows over the next few months because she’s knocked up! That skinny ho needed to gain a couple pounds so if being prego is how it’s gonna happen, so be it.
The Brazilian beauty, 26, is pregnant with her first child. “She’s a few months along,” said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.
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Tara told OK! Magazine she’s just fine.
“I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished - the upcoming horror film Vipers. Now they are going to say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds… I can’t win.”
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Aaaagh! My scalp is burning just from looking at these new pics of my favorite trashulous crazy bitch, Amy Winehouse. What the hell kind of look is she going for? She’s got one thing right for once, she’s not wearing those crusty old slippers!
Uh Oh! Are we getting our old party hard Tara back? It’s not like she ever left but I haven’t seen tanked Tara pics like these in a while! She looks like she’s one of those annoying drunk sluts who get so wasted they can’t stand up, cry about how bad their life is, then turn around and start humping random dudes. Wait… I may be confusing her with Lindsay Lohan… Nah, they’re all the same! With as skinny as she is, this bitch only needs to take a whiff of some good liquor to get her wasted. She needs to sign up for classes in my Snarky School Of Alcohol Consumption!
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