According to TMZ, Speidi bought a pricey new whip.

Heidi and Spencer showed up LC last night at her own party. You'll recall LC just got a $118,000 Audi. The Hateables one-upped that by rolling up in a Rolls Royce Phantom. We did some checking and were told H/S really did buy the car for around $400,000. Apparently, Jesus loves 24″ inch rims. Chauffeur not included.

Speidi haters are freakin' out, but what the haters fail to realize is that although Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may be called "dumb losers" they're rich, dumb losers. They're financially stable marketing geniuses.

Knowing how to pimp yourself out to the paps, media outlets and buddy up with the press is what's paying their bills and allowing them to buy such an expensive ride. I say, instead of hating, take notes. :) But that's just me.

My love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. She delivers. She's a pro at being famous for being famous, staging pics for the paps, gettin' the bills paid.My fave whorse spent her 22nd birthday with her favorite horse, Spencer Pratt, on Monday.

On Tuesday Speidi was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. Heidi said, "I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'"

And although Pratt didn't surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement "is definitely imminent."

I hope a cockroach crawled up her vadge.

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The rekindled "bromance" between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show's season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday night.

Pratt approached new cast member and Lauren Conrad love interest Doug Reinhart, and began badmouthing his former best friend.

Just what did Pratt say?

"Spencer said he had no respect for Brody because he was always up Lauren's ass," the source says.

After this classy exchange, Pratt and the rest of the cast headed for a celebratory dinner at Nobu. But things got worse when Jenner found out what Pratt had said.

"They almost brawled right there in Nobu," says the source. "Spencer kept saying ‘I'm gonna choke him out.'"

Luckily the squabble got under control and the guys managed to enjoy their dinners at separate tables. When it came time for the check, some MTV producers who were sitting with Pratt picked it up for everyone.

"[Brody] went over to Spencer's table and thanked everyone for the dinner, then left," says the source.

What some people will put up with for a free meal.

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Heidi Montag says she and Spencer Pratt are moving.

"I need a break from the drama," she tells Extra. "That's why I'm moving out of Hollywood."

Though they are undecided on where to settle, she says they're shopping for a pad in the neighborhood of $15 million.

She admits the price is "a little bit expensive, but we want to get one house where we want to stay and build a family in."

They must talk to the media about everything. Breaking News: Heidi Montag changed her tampon today at 11:38 a.m. right before taking a shit and brushing her weave. You know they're gonna move half a mile away from Hollywood because they live for this shiz.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt shot over to a firing range in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

The pair are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons.

The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and have been proactive in educating themselves. They recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif.

I am so glad I don't live near them, crazy bitches!

Speidi wants to get married on T.V. ... and I'm wondering how this is supposed to be "news"? Heidi and Spencer always wanted to get married on "The Hills" but LC threw a fit... So now they want their own live wedding special.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to do it on live television.The pressaholic reality-television couple have been talking to MTV honchos about a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials!

Montag, 21, has told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they're ready to say their I-do's for the cameras, a source reports.

Whether or not Heidi and Spencer's nuptials air on MTV, they've already said they want their own show. MTV better bring about eight cameras into the courtroom when they split for lots of multi-angles and closeups.

But Heidi and Spencer must know they have to stay together; they're a co-brand. Neither of them would make it without each other. They may need to split in order for the world to be rid of their stank.

And yes, I still heart Heidi Montag. But her chin is really beginning to get to me. I swear lookin' at that thing makes me itchy. And she's starting to look like a tranny who left the operating table before doctors were done trying to make her look natural. Not a good look.

I have no idea how anyone can not LOVE Heidi Montag. As you know, this whorse is my girl. She's just perfect. She don't got a booty, but she always makes sure to stick it out. She didn't have any boobs, so she gets implants, and flaunts her plastic every day. She can't sing, so she's recording an album, and she's not a fashionista, so she released a cheap ass clothing line.

Heidi Montag knows how to build a brand. Oh, ya, she's not interesting, so she hooks up with a douche so everyone can hate them. I'm into it. You think Lauren would pay the paps to take fun pictures like these of her? Nope. Never. And with whom? Lo!

Team Heidi. Keep sticking out that flat booty of yours. She always makes me smile.

Hills honey-bunnies Speidi get their cute on for the cameras as they take Spencer's niece Ava on an Easter egg hunt.

I feel bad for that little girl having Spencer as an uncle. This is suppose to be her day to have fun and Spencer is making it all about Heidi. What an ass! Maybe Ava doesn't care because she knows as well as the rest of us that Spencer IS the Easter Bunny. Well, maybe not but he does look like a cracked out rabbit!

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Spencer's checking out dat flat ass...Still impressed with the breast implants...Checking if the silicone is still there.

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Now friendly with ex, Brody, Lauren finally helped her on-again, off-again boy toy realize what she's known for a while: that life is, in fact, much better without the notorious Speidi. Backtracking a bit, LC got cozy with the prince of Malibu just as pal Audrina and former flame Justin Bobby drifted apart �" and got back together (shocker!). How does happy homemaker Heidi find out that the Brody-Lauren romance is back on? From her boss, club promoter Brent Bolthouse. At a staff meeting! Miss Montag rushes home to tell her beau the news that their respective besties are hooking up, and, in typical Spencer fashion, her boy cannot believe the news! How could Brody betray their bond, Spencer wonders. No matter to Brody, however, as he wines and dines Lauren at Les Deux before she boldly invites herself over to his condo. Atta girl!

Back in Audrina land, the queen of indecisiveness runs back to JB, to find he's hesitant to put labels on the relationship this time. In fact, he says he wants them to become "best friends" before lovers. We say ew and give it a month. Lauren's verdict? "[Audrina] wasn't being over-sensitive. He was being over-asshole!"

To cap off an evening of devilishly delish TV, Brody dials Spencer up to "chat," and ends the conversation by calling Sir Pratt a not-so-nice name.

Brody deserves many blow jobs for calling Spencer a bitch, it's just too bad he didn't do it while Spencer was still on the phone. Or call him a bitch to his face while giving him a hot tea bag session. That would have been worth a full on blumkin!

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