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TMZ reported that Stephanie Birkitt has been banned from the CBS set where the Late Show with Serial Cheater is filmed.

Stephanie used to be Dave's assistant, but slept her way to the top and became his personal attorney. Worldwide Pants, Dave's production company, has issued the following statement: "Stephanie is on paid leave of absence ... she has not been banned from the Ed Sullivan Theatre."

However, TMZ reports that on-set security received a "verbal order that she is banned from the property for the time being."

Headlines mentioning that Stephanie is banned are sensational and make her sound like a stalker, naturally I'm all for both of those advantages, but even if she isn't banned, the last place Steph wants to be is the CBS set. It's obvious that this home-wrecking slut is in hiding, as she should be.

If Stephanie Birkitt had a job on the Late Show with David Letterman, it's not available now!

TMZ is reporting that Stephanie Birkitt has been banned from the set where the Late Show is filmed. They have enough to deal with since Dave has talked about the scandal on his show, and I'm sure they don't need her there to add to the drama.

In other sex with your assistant news, sources say Joe Halderman began the extortion plot as a way to get revenge on Dave for having affairs with his staff.

"This wasn't about money, not money alone. This was revenge. It was about making Letterman miserable. "He wants to hurt Letterman as much as he can, and he wanted to hurt the girl, too," said the source.

The only thing that could make this whole employee humping saga any better, is if there's a Stephanie Birkitt & Dave Letterman sex tape hitting the Internet. Watching Dave have sex is a repulsive thought but it's just like a car accident... You don't want to look but you can't pull your eyes away from the carnage.

David Letterman's former personal assistant Stephanie Birkitt kept a diary in which she detailed her sexcapades with her former boss.

According to Stephanie's diary, Letterman would drive Stephanie to her Norwalk, Conn., home at least once a week. She was sharing the house with Robert Halderman, the alleged extortioner, since he divorced his wife in 2004.

Stephanie and David also hiked together while her boyfriend Joe stayed at home. Steph told Joe that Letterman was just a good "friend."

Robert found the diary in December and discovered that Stephanie Birkitt was with him and David at the same time. The wheels in his head also began turning and he decided to try to get $2 million from Dave.

Robert copied the diary and included it in his ransom package which included a note requesting $2 million dollars or else Dave's sexual affairs could even be made into a feature film. This Robert dude needs meds!

Stephanie also told Robert that she wants to have children with him and that she would make a lot of money working as David's personal lawyer, a job the late night host offered Stephanie after she graduated from college.

This is one of the messiest stories I have ever reported on in three years of blogging! I honestly don't feel sorry for anyone. David's a dog, Stephanie's a dog, and Robert's a pig! Karma is delivering like Domino's.

The woman at the center of David Letterman's sticky situation, Stephanie Birkitt wrote in her diary that she was sexing Dave even after she moved in with Robert "Joe" Halderman, Letterman's alleged extortioner.

Dave would also drive Stephanie Birkitt to the house she shared with Robert Halderman from 2004 until recently. And after she graduated from Benjamin Cardozo Law School, Letterman offered her a job as his personal lawyer! God dayum, that's how a true player rolls! Bill Clinton promised Monica Lewinsky a job, Dave told Stephanie she could be his lawyer. Such lying, extreme opportunists!

Stephanie, 35, and Letterman, 62, even went hiking together as early as last fall. They were at David's Montana ranch with his longtime girlfriend turned wife, Regina Lasko.

David and Stephanie have no shame. They're actually perfect for each other.

David Letterman would allegedly surround his peen with a bevy of beautiful young staffers, and he favored uterus owners when it came to promotions.

Holly Hester sexed Dave in the early '90s while she was an NYU student. The affair went on for a year. Laurie Diamond was also another personal assistant of Dave's.

Sources said that Dave's fondness for Laurie - who worked for him in the '80s - made her a conceited pain in the a*s,

"She was very content to go around saying, 'Dave wants this. Dave wants that. Dave wants a BLT,' but the BLT would actually be for her. She's just a jerk, but she was a beautiful woman."

Does the source think that Stephanie Birkitt is a beautiful woman, or that Dave's wife, Regina Lasko, is? Cause Dave seems to like his b*tches homely and borderline butch! Not exactly my idea of "beautiful," but beauty is in the eye of the horny cheater.

The late night comedian's grown folk's business was apparently business as usual to members of David Letterman's employees.

An unnamed former Late Show With David Letterman staffer  said that she's "not surprised" that this story has come out, adding that "even the interns" knew what was going on with the 62 year-old unfaithful slut. Stephanie Birkitt was not the only one.

"It wasn't a big deal because he wasn't married. And we heard he had a girlfriend (Regina Lasko, whom Letterman married in March 2009), but she never came around, so it just wasn't a big deal."

People on David Letterman's staff "genuinely like him and respect him." It's like they abide by some kind of boy's code. While another close source says that their 15-hour workdays made it difficult to resist sh*tting where you eat. Well it's a good thing that employee's name wasn't printed because he or she must be doing some lie telling and two-timing.

Blaming infidelity on a crazy work schedule is for the weak. Sh*ting where you eat and saying you do so cause you're a slut is for the brave and proud. Seriously, some of our nation's finest, past and present, are our service men and women who cheat about as often as Kevin Federline eats.

Stephanie Birkitt is a young woman who sleeps her way to the top. She's bloated in the face and she looks like she needs to wax that 'stache in the picture below.

Stephanie Birkitt is also a homewrecker and has slept with David Letterman's alleged extortioner Joe Halderman, whom works for her former employer, 48 Hours, and she's the former assistant of David Letterman, another older man who was just another notch in her bedpost.

At least she's paying the price now for being such a self-centered slut. Her life will never be the same.

B*tch, sometimes you gotta look/ masturbate to, but don't touch!