Stephanie Santoro
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I'd watch it just to see if it's true what they say about Asian peen! I've got a feeling it looks like a thumb sticking out of an unbaked loaf of bread. I'm just sayin'.

One of Jon Gosselin's ex pokes, Stephanie Santoro says Jon's bodyguard, Thomas Meinelt, has admitted to her that he has watched a sex tape that Jon made back in October. No word on who the lucky gal was, but it appears as though the girl was paid to make whoopy time with Jon.

"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October. Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him."

Tom, who seems to be the new gossip girl in town, also told Stephanie Santoro that he has seen Jon use cocaine on more than one occasion. I'm looking into my crystal ball and I see Jon losing total custody of his kids. He'll be paying more money in child support than Bill Gates makes in a year if this story is true. Happy trails to you Jonny boy.

Stephanie Santoro is the plain jane former nanny who said that she sexed Jon Gosselin nine times. In an incriminating video interview, Stephanie said that Jon told her he hacks into Kate's email, phone and online bank records.

Kate Gosselin's law firm issued the following statement yesterday:

"Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering all of her legal options regarding this matter, and she will pursue them if and when the time is right."

Stephanie claims that Jon bragged that he has a copy of all of Kate's emails and would use them against her. I think Jon needs to go back to school cause he has so much to learn about, like, laws and stuff.

There has been equally as many fights on The View as there have been episodes, and things did not cool down when Kate Gosselin appeared as a co-host.

Whoopi Goldberg goes off on Kate for showing up when Jon Gosselin had his custody day. Jon & Kate Plus Hate's argument was documented all over the press: the police were called, Kate was crying, etc.

Kate says that she did not trust Stephanie Santoro - who later claimed that she sexed Kate's ex-husband nine times - to babysit and she felt uncomfortable leaving her eight children with that ho.

Whoopi has no right to get mad at Kate for wanting to protect her kids. Kate offered to watch the kids instead of having Stephanie do it, but Jon said no. He also disrespected Kate by choosing a babysitter that she didn't approve of.

Sometimes Whoopi Goldberg is brilliant on The View, other times she says a lot of stupid things that really offend me, e.g. gay people's struggle is the same as African Americans' struggle?!!

She is insane and Kate is completely right. I just wanna shove some of Whoopi's dreads down her throat. I'm not buff like Serena Williams who probably could shove a few tennis balls down someone's throat, I'd have to go for something much simpler if I took on Whoopi, and I'd gladly do it.

You know what's so awesome about Jon Gosselin? Absolutely nothing, but he thinks he can bang whoever he wants and it won't make it into the tabloids. What a dumb*ss!

The Gosselin's nanny, Stephanie Santoro, is breaking her silence about her relationship with Jon. She admits the two had hooked up on numerous occasions. While hitting the hot tub for some sexy time, Jon told her not to fall in love with him because it's going to be impossible for him not to fall for her. He seriously wraps his wang around anything it touches!

Jon "ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is over the garage. We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward."

She also admitted to having sex with Jon nine times and said it "wasn't terrible, but it wasn't the best I ever had." Bam! Take that little whore man!

Do you think he'll smarten up and lay off the cooch for a while after reading this story? Soon we'll have another girl he's been 'romancing' give us the scoop on exactly how big his wiener is. You know it slowly shrank into a vagina after 10 years of being married to Kate.