Straight Fug News

Here's a picture of Rihanna's Rated R cover. It was shot by famed photographer Ellen von Unwerth. She said that Rihanna wanted to create something new for her comeback album.

Ellen also said,

Rihanna is "fantastic to work with -- very giving, very creative, very involved in every aspect of the shoot, and ready to push the boundaries."

This is an album I refuse to buy until RiRi speaks out on domestic violence. She's so tough in photos and lyrics, isn't she? B*tch please!

Noah Cyrus is only nine years old, but she's already dressing like a slut. This isn't the first time that Noah has paraded around in her boots with heels and worn makeup, but she might as well be runnin' around in a thong, cause if she bends over, you're gonna see some booty cheek for sure.

Miley Cyrus' little sister showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis' Halloween party over the weekend dressed like some kind of dominatrix witch slut or something. Her parents should be ashamed. When you look like Noah, ya gotta make up for it in the personality or good body department, and allowing her to dress like this now is only teaching her that she should show skin.

Although I find her outfit repulsive, Noah is already prepped for costume changes and the stage. The last thing I could do when I was nine, or even today, is walk around in heels without landing on my hands and knees. I'll give her credit for that, but damn those heels must start hurting within an hour!

After looking at this new round of Brooke Hundley photos, I'm getting some insight into why she went batsh*t after Steve Phillips dumped her.

Steve was probably the hottest piece that Brooke has ever been with, and possibly one of the few pieces she has ever been with.

She's a greedy, delusional homewrecker who tried to break up a marriage cause let's face it - who in their right mind would wanna take this walrus on?

'Straight fug' takes on a whole new meaning. She's not even slightly attractive.

This is the post where I'm supposed to be politically correct and say that Kelly Clarkson "looks great" and she isn't fat. Well I'm not gonna cause Kelly fan sites are for that. Jelly Clarkson was seen roaming the streets and picking up a salad at a NYC deli yesterday.

She'll be performing with Parachute and Eric Hutchinson at Hammerstein Ballroom on Wednesday. She's also scheduled to appear on The View this Thursday. When those pictures come out, I'll be happy to post those, too, without saying that she "still looks hot."

I don't wear glasses or contacts, not gonna lie for the sake of appeasing all, which will never happen anyway. I will say that it's nice to see Ms. Clarkson getting photographed with a salad instead of what she may be eating when the paps aren't around.

Miss Piggy gains so quickly, I'm kind of impressed. Witnessing her transformation is like watching NBC's show The Biggest Loser, where contestants drop like a dozen pounds in an hour, in reverse. Kelly is like The Biggest Gainer. Bless her heart!

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Jessica Alba stepped out for the Bill Clinton's Global Initiative reception the other night, with some crazy looking blonde locks. She must have the same hair stylist as Rihanna, cause they both look whack with their blonde weaves.

I seriously thought she had shaved her head when I saw these photos.

What is going on with the dress? If it didn't have a low neck line, I think a 5 year old girl would wear it for holiday pictures! It could also pass for something my 85 year-old grandma would wear out for dinner with her sexy boyfriend. Sorry Jessica, but this look is all wrong and the black tights don't help.

Kevin Federline's baby mama and ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson is ridiculously good at answering questions diplomatically. She always has been. At an HBO Emmys afterparty last night, Shar was asked about Kevin Federsperm's weight gain.

Shar said, "He doesn't care. The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less."

It's obvious that K-Fat doesn't care, but gaining about 60 pounds and being overweight is not "a beautiful thing." Just ask Jelly Clarkson who has four chins and looks impregnated. Kevin used to be a backup dancer. He used to be hot. At this rate Kevin's going to be obese by next year!

Dare I say it, but I wouldn't mind it if Kevin continues to rapidly gain weight. I'm interested in seeing just how big his titties will get.

I have never had McPheever. Longtime POTP readers know this. Katharine McPhee is a great singer, but her preference for a balding 'grandfather' for a husband has turned me off. She's also a conceited b*tch and a has been.

So what does a smart has been do? One of the simplest ways to get attention is to dye or cut your hair. Well the American Idol runner-up has done both, and she looks completely ridiculous!

Yo Katharine, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Gwen Stefani has one of the best bleached blonde hairdos of all time. Of all time!

Jessica Simpson needs new people. Jess was in France to model for fashion designer Ozlem Suer, who asked Jess to model for her show. The fugged up victim was dressed up like an angry Frankenstein bride who cut her own slit in her shower curtain dress.

The dress is an oversized disaster, the eye makeup looks like it was applied with charcoal, and her hair looks fried. How could anyone encourage Jess to do this? Jessica is pretty, but not here!

Many of you know that my love for Daddy Dude runs deep. I actually thought that he was very attractive. It's like Kevin Federline had this raw sexiness that I couldn't quite put my finger on.

But the former backup dancer continues to gain weight and he's now the male version of Jelly Clarkson. Although K-Fat is turning into a blimp, I still wanna play with his boobs, slap him with a dildo, and make him scream my name while I taunt him with Oreos and whipped cream that I'll place all over my nekkid body. I dunno what this all means. Is the guy that I'm dating going to knock me up after a night of whipped cream foreplay, or do I still have a crush on Daddy D?

Miley Cyrus' skirt is a bit short for a 16 year-old. Nevermind that I wore skirts that were equally as short when I was 13, Miley shouldn't be doing that. She's famous and should be held to a higher standard, or should she?

Miley Cyrus' stylist hates her and I don't know where to begin. Her hair needs to be tamed, she needs to lose that silly belt, and she desperately needs to learn how to pose. It looked like Miley had some collagen injections, but it's just the way she's pursing her lips. Miley's butterface is frightening cause I'm not so sure she's still working with baby fat. She's gonna look like Fergie soon.

It's pretty clever to have Miley wearing a cross around her neck shortly before she works the stripper pole. She does get a great tan or she gets great suntan spray. Either way, Ms. Cyrus managed to get something right.