Straight Fug News

Comedian and actress Mo'Nique picked up a Golden Globe award for Best Supporting Actress on Sunday for her powerful role in Precious. But it's her hairy legs that everyone's still talking about.

Although Mo'nique gave one of the most moving and memorable speeches of the night, all anyone cares about is that Monique is a wilderness girl. The NY Daily news noted,

Mo’Nique showed off her unshaven gams on a 2006 appearance on “The View,” after prompting from Barbara Walters. Monique told the audience that she's revealing what a real leg looks like. "It’s too much in the morning, every morning, to shave, to cut, you got Band-aids baby.”

I first heard the term "wilderness girl" from this chick I met at bible camp when I was like 12. I told her that I hate shaving my legs and she was just like, "You could grow your hair out like a wilderness girl." Needless to say, I didn't take her advice. I HATE shaving cause I still cut myself and get razor burn, but best believe I only shave when I think I'm getting laid for special occasions. And occasions don't get any more special than the Golden Friggin' Globe Awards. The problem also stems from the fact that Mo'Nique is hairy as hell and she doesn't even wear nylons.

See what happened, Mo'Nique! We're talking about your legs more than your win. If you don't wanna shave, that's what wax, laser treatments, and everything in Ellen DeGeneres' closet is for, wilderness woman.

Nicole Kidman is making headlines for looking like she uses Lindsay Lohan's cocaine to cover the circles under her eyes and dab her nose.

While at the "Nine" movie premiere last night, photographers snapped pictures of the Oscar-winning actress with white powder all over her face.

This is why Hollywood is an ugly place to be. Nicole walked all the way to the red carpet without someone telling her that her face needed to be wiped off?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B*tches be jealous. F*ck 'em, Nicole, you're still hot.

Rihanna had a big ol' "Rated R" tattoo that went down between her titty crack on the American Music Awards. Rihanna is addicted to getting tattoos so I was just like, 'typical,' b*tch is dumb.

But the tatt actually says "Rated R," the title of her crappy new album that drops tomorrow. Rihanna's outfit, on the other hand, was a sexy see thru ensemble that only she could pull off.

Why does Adam Lambert always look like he just got done giving a cactus deep throat? Eff collagen, this man needs some Vaseline injections.

Before American Idol, during the show's tapings, and after he lost, Adam Lambert's lips have looked so horribly chapped, they almost appear to be on the verge of peeling in some spots. You'd think that the "For Your Entertainment" queen who loves makeup would do something For His Lips and invest in all the right beauty products. I don't know what's goin' on here, but the excessive dryness doesn't make me wanna makeout with him. Such a damn shame. Your loss, Glambert!

Amy Winehouse is so stoked about her new boobies that she wants to go even larger. The tiny former crackhead went from a 32B to a 32D last month, and if she goes any bigger she's going to fall over from being off balance!

Ever since Amy bought herself a pair of new knockers, she's been proudly showing them off everywhere she goes. Friends say she's so happy with her boobies that she can't stop touching them and she's even considering butt implants.

"She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look."

Amy has always been hit in the face, but she had a cute little curvaceous body before she started hitting the pipe and snortin' the powder. She should start small and find someone to help her put on that black eyeliner evenly before she gets her butt plumped up. Amy just wants to upgrade her looks with surgery so she can sell her implants on Ebay later when she's broke and needs the cash to buy more crack.

Is little Kimmy cupcakes looking gorgeous in this photo or what!?! Kim was rocking a prosthetic chin, nose and cheeks for her appearance on Secret Celebrity which I didn't get a chance to watch, but I'm sure it will be replayed 30 times over the next week.

Kim Kardashian, you look marvelous! Those teeth are what really brings the whole look together. You can't be half fug with perfect teeth, you gotta take it all the way, baby! Check out the photos below to see Kim getting a sperm facial by Barney. It's actually pics of Kim getting the mold done for the prosthetics but you know I couldn't keep it clean.

Katharine McPhee is still blonde and it still looks really bad on her.

Her platinum is borderline white in some spots and she just can not pull it off. Katharine's locks are too bleached and her eye makeup is too heavy. I also don't know why Kat doesn't walk the red carpet with her ugly old, balding husband. Is she ashamed? Probably not, but I know I would be.

Brad Pitt is growing out some nappy facial hair and putting beads in it cause he's got it like that. The father of six was spotted rocking a beard with metal beads as part of his Halloween outfit.

But Pitt, now in Japan, has not removed the beads and he still has his nasty looking multi-colored goatee hanging off of his face. Brad is in Japan promoting Inglorious Basterds. He looks like such a douche with that Pitt hair. Heh. And no, you don't have to ask. Of course I'd still hit it.

Here's a picture of Rihanna's Rated R cover. It was shot by famed photographer Ellen von Unwerth. She said that Rihanna wanted to create something new for her comeback album.

Ellen also said,

Rihanna is "fantastic to work with -- very giving, very creative, very involved in every aspect of the shoot, and ready to push the boundaries."

This is an album I refuse to buy until RiRi speaks out on domestic violence. She's so tough in photos and lyrics, isn't she? B*tch please!

Noah Cyrus is only nine years old, but she's already dressing like a slut. This isn't the first time that Noah has paraded around in her boots with heels and worn makeup, but she might as well be runnin' around in a thong, cause if she bends over, you're gonna see some booty cheek for sure.

Miley Cyrus' little sister showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis' Halloween party over the weekend dressed like some kind of dominatrix witch slut or something. Her parents should be ashamed. When you look like Noah, ya gotta make up for it in the personality or good body department, and allowing her to dress like this now is only teaching her that she should show skin.

Although I find her outfit repulsive, Noah is already prepped for costume changes and the stage. The last thing I could do when I was nine, or even today, is walk around in heels without landing on my hands and knees. I'll give her credit for that, but damn those heels must start hurting within an hour!