Archive for the 'Straight Fug' Category

WTFug Happened to New York?!!!

June 26th, 2008

I would have never guessed this thick tranny was New York. She looks chunky and in one word: bad. Here’s some New York Goes to Hollywood promo pics. Why couldn’t someone airbrush her? That’s fraudulent.

Show starts Aug. 4 on Vh1.

Anyone think she’s still with Tailor Made?

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Lookin’ Greasy, Ashy Lips, Cheap Horse Hair and Rough as Hell, Solange!

June 24th, 2008

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Beyonce’s fug sister, Solange, looks bad. And remember how everyone was saying Beyonce is sperminated just because she had a ghetto ass shotgun wedding? Obviously that’s not true. She’s holding off on having kids, good for her.

They do look cute here, though.

They were celebrating Solange’s bday. Samantha Ronson must be pretty damn good. She was the dj for the bash.

Beyoncé Knowles and her sister hit the dance floor during a party to celebrate Solange’s 22nd birthday at a Hollywood Hills mansion, where Lindsay Lohan stopped by, Samantha Ronson played music and the champagne flowed.


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Why is Mario Lopez Naked?

June 20th, 2008

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PEOPLE’s Hottest Bachelor Mario Lopez shows off his abs – and then some – to a crowd of waiting fans following his Wednesday performance in Broadway’s A Chorus Line.

I’m no homophobe, but the buck nekkid, sprawled out on a bear look is SO gay.


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Rihanna’s Fashion Nonsense on 106 & Park

June 19th, 2008

Those boots!

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They scream ‘LOOK AT ME! I’M AN ATTENTION WHORE!’ and I get that that’s the point, but they’re way fug.

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Ok, It’s Not Effing Cold Here in L.A.

June 10th, 2008

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But Britney’s nips are always rock hard. Bitch should look into getting that shit checked out. Seriously.

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Here’s Britney leaving CVS pharmacy. If only there was some pill that could tighten the skin in your chest and lift your breasts, it would solve Brit Bit’s major sagging problem. She’d probably have to get the liquid version in hourly 1/2 pint injections for the next 8 years to see results, but it would be so worth it.

Anyone wanna make pills like that for my ass, too? ;)


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Quote Me of The Day: Amy Winehouse

June 3rd, 2008

“He’s gorgeous as fuck. Haven’t you seen him before?”

When People magazine asked Amy how her crackhead hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is doing.


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I. Don’t. Want. To. Know.

May 27th, 2008

But I will post. Amy Winehouse, the fug trainwreck who reminds me to take a shower whenever I see her, was photographed wearing a diaper/maxi pad/ plastic bag/ tape between her legs. (more…)


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