Has Jessica Biel been getting work done, and is she stuck in the ‘in between, skin-adjusting-to-the-work’ phase, or is she just a female who looks like shit when she’s not layered in makeup? … Actually, after studying her fug more, I think it’s just that Jess has lost a lot of weight since she started sitting on JT’s face. Makes sense. You don’t wanna put too much weight on your man’s beak nose, but she looks hotter with more weight on.
Getting their fill of Japanese eats, Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Jessica Biel leave L.A.’s Katsuya restaurant in good spirits after a dinner date Tuesday night.
She shows how confident she is by wearing a bikini top and a skirt at a private bowling party for Swagga Entertainment and Dunk Records in Miami Beach last weekend.
The outfit showed her bare stomach, covered in stretch marks. But this didn’t seem to bother her as she proudly posed for photographs.
The self proclaimed ‘Black Barbie’ is still looking as freakish as ever, but hey, at least she didn’t do anything drastic like add a third titty or something. Cuz’ you know that bitch is crazy enough to do it!
Lil’ Kim’s current boytoy is reportedly Yung Joc who was there with the surgically enhanced (nice way of putting it) rap star to celebrate her 33rd birthday.
At Brooke Hogan’s premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show - because you know, that’s how you get yourself ahead in this world.
Nevermind that daddy was going to be there!
Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it’s strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.
What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn’t understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.
Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!
I know Snarky had to wrap up early yesterday and I thought I’d be swamped with stories to cover, but I’m not. However, it’s difficult figuring out what the first post today should be, so I’m just gonna go with new Britney crotch shot and hairy butt crack pictures, because I’m giving … and yes, she’s wearing her knickers. Brit Brit went out to dinner Sunday night, and now you may lose your breakfast or lunch if you click on this scariness. You’ve been warned. (more…)
Why does Jessica Biel look like she’s sucking on prunes? Those are some major cheekbones she’s got goin’ on, someone should have mercy and chisel them down. And how did she turn into an Asian woman overnight? All of a sudden she’s lookin’ like a fug half sister of Renee Zellweger. And her hair is like a mullet gone from bad to worst; I can’t get over those bangs. They make her look smelly. Yeah, they do.
Jessica Biel hands over leash duty to boyfriend Justin Timberlake while out for a joint stroll with her pooch, Tina, Thursday in Los Angeles
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