Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took nearly half a year to introduce pictures of Suri Cruise to the public, so it's strange that Katie and Tom would flaunt their scared child in front of the paps almost everyday.

Suri is often photographed in her mom or dad's arms. I used to think that she was spoiled, but now I understand that she's just frightened and she clings to her parents for shelter and protection. Little does she know, she's on her own!

Katie and Tom obviously do not care that the stalkerazzi scare their child. Suri is used as a damn prop and it's tragic that she has no say in the matter. Is this child abuse?

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No matter how frightened Suri Cruise appears to be of the paparazzi, her mother Katie Holmes doesn't care. Katie actually looks thrilled to get pap'd while her 5 year-old daughter tightly clings onto her.

Can someone make a law to protect kids from the aggressive stalkerazzi?!

Suri's idea of normalcy is far different than our own. It's as though her parents are trying to make up for the first 4 months or so, after her birth when they kept her hidden, by taking her around the paps like she's a prop.

Suri and Katie were spotted in NYC this week. They were going to the gym at Chelsea Piers together for some reason. Well, Suri does need to begin working on her fitness now. She does have a growing interest in becoming a hooker.

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Suri Cruise is enrolled at the New Village Leadership Academy in Calabasas. The 5-year-old will have "individualized reading" where she has to look up words in the dictionary if she doesn't know them. She will also use the "real object" whenever possible for hands-on learning.

Children at Suri's school use iPads and individual laptops versus using a computer room, and her school day will be longer so that she'll have less homework.

Kids at New Village chart their progress with a graphing system. A mother and blogger reported that although many folks have freaked out about Suri's school, it actually isn't that weird. Additionally, many people send their kids to religious-based schools "because it's the best educational option, even if the core religion sucks," according to the blogger.

I say, the least of Suri's problems is what school she attends. She's justifiably frightened by the stalkerazzi, she's a hooker in training, and she has to go home to Katie Holmes, a mother who believes that Suri is her peer, dragging the 5 year-old around town all night like she's her BFF. The kid's gonna have some issues!

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Although we think she needs a good few months with Super Nanny, Suri Cruise is one of our very favorite celebrity kids. She's adorable, she has attitude, she's gangsta, she stays up later than we do, and she drinks water out of wine glasses!

Suri also wears heels and refuses to wear pants. She's a princess in the making and we haven't seen her level of divatude from someone famous because of who their parents are since Paris Hilton hit the scene years ago.

We bow down to the Suri. Happy Birthday!

Katie Holmes made an appearance on Ellen to discuss the upcoming series 'The Kennedys' and what's up with her everyday life. You know, like the time she took Suri to the ice cream shop and she picked up a box of penis gummies?!? Yeah, Katie says she was horrified.

"Recently, I took her to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It's for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified."

"P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren't Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it."

"They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don't need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she's going to say, what is this? And I really didn't want to have that conversation. I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I'm giving her those gummies."

Oh kids...they do the darnedest things! Suri had no clue what penis gummies were; just wait until she finds one of Tom's personal toys and runs out with it like it's a sword during a Scientology dinner party.

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Suri Cruise is out of control, and if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes allow her to remain on her rotten path, she's gonna grow up and make Lindsay, Paris and Britney look like nuns. Suri gets away with everything and the whole Scientology nonsense isn't making her any better. Apparently Scientologists treat their kids like "independent individuals capable of making their own decisions."

A couple of people who aren't happy with the way Suri is being raised is Katie's parents Martin and Kathleen Holmes.

"They're very worried that Tom isn't letting Suri enjoy the childhood she deserves because of his Scientology beliefs."

It's obvious Suri is turning into a little demon because she "often throws temper tantrums when she's out with Katie and Tom." One person witnessed Katie and the nanny trying to get Suri in her car seat, but she wasn't having any part of it.

"As always, Suri won and didn't have to sit in her car seat."

They can send her to my house and I'll teach her a little discipline and respect. It's called telling her no and not letting her have what she wants. I know, a major challenge that even Tom and Katie can't handle. I think they're the ones who actually need the lessons.

Suri Cruise took a midnight trip to Serendipity 3 with momma Katie Holmes last night, because all 4 year-olds should be hanging out in dessert restaurants. Anyway, that's besides the point. While Katie was looking around and chatting in the gift shop, her midget Suri was spotted holding some interesting candy.... Penis gummies!

Now, Katie may not have been paying attention to what she was holding, but a source says the group did buy the penis gummies before leaving the store.

'The Penis Gummies sweets were purchased by the group from the gift shop at the front of the restaurant.'

I honestly don't believe those were for Suri, they're just using her as a decoy. I think Katie bought them for Tom Cruise hoping they will satisfy his needs for some dude's wang in his mouth. Heck, they might even be close to Tommy boy's size, so it would be like rubbin' buddies. Ewwwww.

One chick I don't ever wanna mess with is Suri Cruise, because I'm confident she would totally kick my a*s. Suri was spotted sucking a pacifier; she's 4 years old.

This should come as a surprise to no one, considering that Suri is a princess. Her mother's only function is to carry Suri around whenever she doesn't feel like walking and to buy her high heel shoes. Suri will drop kick Katie and tie her up with shoelaces if she ever complains. I see ninja in those eyes.

Suri Cruise continues to diligently prepare for her future career as a $20 hooker.

The 4 year old's obsession with heels remains intact. It looks like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' lil brat is still dressing herself. On the bright side, Suri has clearly had a brush put to her scalp and it looks like she got a haircut too.

Katie and Suri were shopping in an upscale store where Suri was photographed trying on heels and looking at her teeth in the mirror. Katie's looking completely exhausted. One can only imagine how draining it must be to deal with Princess Suri day in and day out.

One chick I don't ever wanna mess with is Ms. Suri Cruise. The toddler drinks water outta wine glasses, has an iPad, an $850 purse, and a shoe and makeup collection that could make any grown woman jealous.

Suri's hair is always looking messy cause you know she'll bite anyone who tries to put a brush to it.

Katie Holmes' paparazzi magnet was spotted in Prague, where Tom Cruise is shooting Mission Impossible 4. It's adorable that she's already in mommy mode with her stroller and her doll.

If Suri doesn't want a haircut, the least her parents could do is give her a hair tie or a headband. Katie may have asked Suri if she wanted a haircut to which Suri probably began screaming obscenities and reminded her that the only cutting that will take place in their house is what Suri will be doing to Katie if she asks about a haircut again. This four year-old diva means business.