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Speaking of spoiled brats, here's a kid that is gonna be hell on wheels when she gets older if her parents can't even get her to stop drinking from a bottle. Suri Cruise was photographed getting tipsy on a bottle while sitting on Katie Holmes' lap during a break from filming a movie in New York City.

The kid is three frickin' years old and wears high heels, yet they can't wean her off the bottle? Because they're famous and all, Dr. Jennifer Shu has put her two cents in about Suri's drinking habit.

"By the time kids are nine months old, they have the physical development and mouth coordination necessary to be able to drink out of a sippy cup or a cup with straw."

It's probably a hard habit to break because behind closed doors, Tom Cruise still drinks from a baby bottle himself. Not only that, but he also wears a diaper and makes Katie hold his ankles up and wipe his butt. Actually, it would be nice to pee yourself and have somebody clean you up and throw a little baby powder on your a*s.

Katie Holmes has allegedly won the battle against her dictator hubby, Tom Cruise. Tom and Katie have had "huge problems and arguments" over what preschool to enroll their future money maker in.

Katie won, and Scientology may have to wait for now. Katie's twin will be attending the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning in Boston. Hmmm... if they can teach Suri that heels are for hookers and letting a grown up brush your hair is a good thing, then I'm all for it.

Here's more pictures of Suri Cruise walking around in the cold without wearing a jacket. As a soCal native, whenever I'm outside and it's below 70, I run from building to building because 'it's freezing!' Suri makes it look so simple.

Toddler Gone Wild! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are turning their cutie Suri Cruise into a woman! The three year-old has been photographed in lipstick and high heels and it's all very frightening.

Suri's hair also needs to be tamed. Do they know how to control her? On different occasions Katie Holmes or Tom has said that Suri LOVES to wear skirts and she's such a girly girl. That's cute and all but it's obvious that Suri is the HBIC in their house. It wouldn't be surprising if the future rebel will be working for a P.I.M.P. down the road.

Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' human prop, is photographed nearly every day. Daddy likes it. In fact, Tom Cruise said,

I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child.

But what effect is the perpetual picture taking having on this poor little girl who's becoming all growed up in front of the stalkerazzi? Unlike many child stars, Suri's parents make no attempts to keep her away from the paps. Ever. I think it's pretty sad.

The pics above and below were all taken over the Thanksgiving weekend. Suri needs a vacay.

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Suri is beyond adorable. Just look at her pushing her bear in a stroller!

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Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.

Tom reveals, "I'm just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful."

It's flip flop time and I haven't even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I'm so jealous.

Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It's not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they're done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That's why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don't want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.

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Just look at how excited she is to be photographed! Suri's gonna be one scandalous bitch, happy to be chased by the paparazzi. These tots are gonna pick up where Brit Brit left off. Suri loves this shit. :)

Suri is a fan of musicals!The two-year-old joined parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for the Broadway show Hairspray May 2 �" because she loves the flick!

"Suri was so sweet in her little velvet and taffeta dress," the show's star, Jenifer Lewis told the New York Daily News Friday. Cruise and Holmes surprised Lewis by telling her that Hairspray is Suri's favorite video.

Screw Shiloh and her sixhead, Suri Cruise is a living doll! The former fugly ass baby has blossomed into a little bundle of perfection. She is so gorgeous!Continue Reading...

Suri Cruise gets a lift from mom Katie Holmes Friday at the Grove shopping center in Hollywood, where they picked up a bag of goodies at Pottery Barn Kids.