Suri Cruise is 4 years old today! When Suri was first born she was called the "alien baby" because folks assumed that Tom Cruise was sterile and his Xenu loving Scientology sperm would ensure that his spawn may not be of this earth. After Katie Holmes pushed her out, Suri went straight from the womb into the witness protection program. Tom and his Stepford wife kept her identity hidden from the public for around five months or so...
Then Suri Cruise graced us with her then Asian looking presence and since then she has blossomed into a very cute little Katie Holmes mini-me. She has lived her entire life in front of the paparazzi which isn't normal, but here's hoping that she'll grow up to be the anti-Lindsay Lohan, or she can always get emancipated and go live with Courtney Love if she wants to become prim and proper.






























































