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In case you missed it, here's Susan Boyle singing the Rolling Stones song, Wild Horses, last night on America's Got Talent.

Wild Horses is a great song and I'm a huge Stones fan so I gotta admit, she owned it!

I take it back. Susan Boyle should have lost Britain's Got Talent based upon her singing "I Dreamed a Dream" alone. During a finale is the most important time to be original. A dance group named Diversity won the title.

She also should have lost Britain's Got Talent cause she couldn't handle fame and was screaming at folk, went into hiding, and losing her shiz during the weeks that the competition was taking place. Honey ain't no Brit Brit. This woman couldn't handle a publicity tour of any kind. She was not made for fame.

Anyway, Susan lost and I'm happy about that but not so happy about Susan having to be sent to the loony bin cause she can't handle fame AND she can't handle losing.

Hope she gets better soon.

Lily Allen is doing what she does best, talking trash. Lily's new target is pot-bellied 48 year-old Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle. Lily said,

"I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday - no control, and I don't think she has an amazing voice. She can sing, but it's not about talent with her, is it?"

Boyle "seems like a lovely lady but, if the show is about talent, then that Shaheen [Jafargholi] kid should win."

Why can't Lily allow Susan to have her moment?! I personally don't give a qweef who wins a show that I don't even watch, but it's time for our priorities to shift and for us to begin looking inward instead of outward. Susan Boyle represents that, and for that reason alone (and her talent), she should be crowned the winner.

Look who's gettin' sassy! Britain's Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle can pop her collar to her new makeover. B*tch is getting hot. Susan Boyle dyed her hair reddish brown and waxed her bushy eyebrows.

She's also rocking glasses and a Burberry scarf now. Look out! Susan looks great, and although many are so adamant about her remaining "plump" and homely, a makeover is never a bad thing. If Ms. Boyle wants to get all skinny, too, that's fine by me. I think she's the only ho that I'd also support getting her titties done. Heh.

I hope no one's upset that Susan Boyle lied about never being kissed before. She says it was just a "wicked joke."

Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle's coming clean only to “Extra’s” Terri Seymour, admitting that she fibbed the truth about her romantic past.

“It was meant as a joke…I’ve got a wicked sense of humor, you know!” she exclaimed.

The Scottish songbird has been making headlines since she amazed the world with her extraordinary voice, but what rumor has surprised her the most? Boyle tells Seymour, “The one where I’m willing to take my clothes off for a million dollars…Really crazy!” Although passing on THAT offer, she reveals others saying,

“The most exciting offer so far has been a trip to Hollywood to make a film…There is talk about it…It’s only rumors right now.” Boyle also tells Seymour that she might even appear on Oprah. “It’s in the pipeline, but I don’t want to get into it here.”

Susan's an undercover whore, all! If she's been kissed before hopefully she's done a lot more than that too. I can't even fathom that kind of repression.

YouTube sensation and Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle put on some high heels, threw on some leather and showed some probably hairy leg!

Boyle has never ruled out getting glam, but she also said that she's "happy" being "short and plump." She says that she doesn't want to go with Botox and there's nothing wrong with the way that she looks. Talent and confidence, oh my! I really hope Susan wins.

Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden has opposed a Boyle makeover, saying that the Scottish singer "needs to stay exactly as she is because that's the reason" why fans love her.

It's not that serious. Even if Susan got a glam squad to change her up, me thinks she'd still be frumpy and awkward, as she should be. Thumbs up.

Susan Boyle is a remarkably talented and brave little lady who sang her heart out on Britain's Got Talent. Her audition video has already been viewed 12 million times and the 48-year-old contestant has never been kissed.

Drawing laughs and eye rolls from the crowd, Susan Boyle stunned Britain's Got Talent judges and the world! Her voice is flawless and she is favored to win the show with odds at 5/2.

Susan believed in herself and she also chose a powerful selection. Les Miserables' "I Dreamed a Dream" is about a woman who dreamed of many wonderful, beautiful things but the reality is that they will never come to pass.

Ashton Kutcher has also posted a link to her video on his Twitter. Demi Moore responded that she got "teary." Demi is not the only one who has been moved, many online have been saying that Susan's voice and her story of struggle have brought on the waterworks.

Although it's uncertain if Susan will indeed win the competition, she has already proven that one's worth should be measured by substance and not appearance.

Greedy YouTube has disabled embedding Susan Boyle videos. You can catch her audition by clicking HERE. Susan also sang on The Early Show today, that video is HERE.