Tara Reid

Remember when Tara Reid got married a couple a months ago and she was somehow back in the spotlight for a few days? Well, it turns out the whole thing was faked for the sole purpose of  - you guessed it - getting Tara Reid back in the spotlight for a few days.

An obviously hammered Tara spoke to a TMZ cameraman in LAX last night and when asked if she and her husband, Zack Kehayov, would win on the Newlywed Game, she slurred the surprising revelation, "We were never really married."

No one is surprised that Tara's marriage is already over and she's stumbling around airports late at night talking about it to anyone who will listen. What is surprising is the fact that Tara's marriage was apparently never really legal to begin with. She and Zack apparently realized they could make a quick six figures by selling some wedding photos to Life & Style, and the trick worked like a charm. You stay classy, Ms. Reid.

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Tara Reid, 35, got engaged and married to her new boyfriend Zack Keyahoy over the weekend. No, that wasn't a typo. Zack proposed to Tara and they got married within hours. Men across the world have suddenly lost their ability to spring a boner.

Getting hitched so quickly, right after you put a ring on it to shut your woman up, is a nightmare come true. Isn't that exactly what some guys fear, rapidly losing their bachelorhood like yesterday because their chick was determined to get wifed up before growing another grey hair?

Tara tweeted that she loves being a wife! The b!tch is in Greece right now. I'd love being a wife to just about anyone if I were there too. Good luck on making it work kids!

If you don't know who Michael is, that's okay because you probably barely know who Tara Reid is. The has been actress from American Pie, we should just call her the blonde Lindsay Lohan, put the bottle down long enough to slur out an "I Do."

Tara, 35, married Danish businessman Michael Lillund a few hours after getting engaged.

"I just got engaged!" she tweeted. Just hours later, she informed her followers "Just got married in Greece. I love being a wife."

Reid met Michael in November in Saint-Tropez. She was previously engaged to Michael Axtmann and Carson Daly.

Well sometimes the third time's a charm. If Michael can afford to keep the liquor cabinets stocked, I think they'll have a shot, bad pun unintended.

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UPDATE: Tara tweeted that the media got it wrong. She married Zack Kehayov. Never heard of him!

Looks like someone can't keep their shiz together! Tara Reid had entered rehab in 2008 for an addiction to alcohol and has done a good job of keeping clean, or at least appearing to be sober up until recently. While hanging in St. Tropez, Tara proved she still knows how to party hard.

According to In Touch Weekly, Tara was acting out in public, staying up until dawn and kissing a "string of random men". They weren't all random though. Sources say she was also seen hanging out with her ex-fiance Michael Axtmann and making out with Dennis Rodman.

"Tara has been out every night this past week," St. Tropez resident Lucy Richards tells In Touch. "She's been at Nikki Beach during the day, drinking rosé wine, and then she's been out drinking champagne and vodka until 5 a.m. at clubs in the port."

Richards says she saw Tara "dancing on tables" and getting very affectionate with her ex-fiancé Michael - and others: On July 28, "She kissed a girl behind the bar - and almost every man who walked past her." The next night, local John Baptiste says Tara was "kissing Dennis Rodman in the VIP room of a club" and acting as if she was very drunk. "This is not a girl who has turned her life around at all."

Like I said, she may have put on a good front while in public and still doing coke and throwing back shots of Crown in the privacy of her own home.  Maybe she just cut back on the vodka enema's and that's her idea of sobering up.

She's never going to have an acting career again if she doesn't focus on getting over the hard partying and put a little weight on her bones.

If I was rich, I would send a truck full of Krispy Kreme donuts and Burger King Whoppers to Tara Reid's house. This b*tch needs to eat!

If she doesn't change her ways, she's going to look like Donatella Versace in 15 years.

Tara made an appearance at the 2nd annual Love Festival in Vegas looking shockingly thin. She's been struggling with her body image and weight for quite a while, and was the unfortunate victim of sh*teous plastic surgery when went under the knife for bigger boobs and to have liposuction done on her stomach a few years ago.

I wanna slip her the date rape drug so I can strap her down and pump straight lard into her veins to thicken her bony @ss up.

Some dude with a whole lotta forehead got himself engaged to Tara Reid, 34.

Tara and Michael had dinner at a restaurant in L.A. on Monday night when Michael asked her to marry him.

"Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, 'Congratulations.'"

The topless Playboy model and Michael began dating last year. They're planning on getting hitched this summer.

Tara Reid looks like an airbrushed blow-up doll with nappy hair in her Playboy photospread.

Tara Reid only goes topless and her left nipple is like directly below her arm in the uncensored version of the picture above. So damn hawt!

Tara has come a long way, and as long as she's happy with the pics, than that is all that matters. But as far as my two cents goes, Tara's not taking this Z-list thing gracefully and she needs to accept her new has been status. I also think her boobs should be perkier, considering that she bought 'em. In one word: FAIL.

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Tara Reid is not engaged to French fashion executive, Julien Jarmoune.

Despite the internet hype yesterday, Tara's rep said, "It's just a rumor, not true."

The couple met very recently at Tara's new swimsuit line, Manta.

"I feel like I'm in a really great place in my life, and I love what I'm doing," Reid said recently of her work as a designer. "I love acting but I can't hire myself. If this works, then we're in business. If not, I tried."

Reid, 32, and Jarmoune were photographed showing major PDA at Blush Nightclub in Las Vegas, following Reid's clothing line debut on August 28.

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Washed up party girl Tara Reid is looking for a roomie. Tara has a spacious condo in Playa del Rey, Calif, but it hasn't been easy for her to find a roommate.

"Tara really wanted to get a random roommate this summer and she liked the idea of making a new friend," says one potential co-habitant. "But I backed out because I didn't know if she'd be reliable or if the living situation would be too out of control."

At 32, Tara has yet to slow down. Isn't she like a thinner, younger version of Pam Anderson? Forever partying. Tara has already hosted a shit load of house parties this summer.

"She's desperate to get people to her place. She's been throwing lots of get-togethers. Nobody's living in her three-bedroom home with her," says an insider.

How much is the rent? I would totally live with this ho.

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Tara told OK! Magazine she's just fine.

"I'm not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished - the upcoming horror film Vipers. Now they are going to say I'm too fat because I've gained 10 pounds… I can't win."

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