Tara Reid (Page 2)

Uh Oh! Are we getting our old party hard Tara back? It's not like she ever left but I haven't seen tanked Tara pics like these in a while! She looks like she's one of those annoying drunk sluts who get so wasted they can't stand up, cry about how bad their life is, then turn around and start humping random dudes. Wait... I may be confusing her with Lindsay Lohan... Nah, they're all the same! With as skinny as she is, this bitch only needs to take a whiff of some good liquor to get her wasted. She needs to sign up for classes in my Snarky School Of Alcohol Consumption!

Oh, Tara Reid! How you never change!

She may have slimmed down but she still parties hard â€" maybe too hard, actually. She collapsed late at night and was rushed to the hospital; Tara, you've given us all quite the scare (again).

Just days after she was spotted peacefully beading bracelets (seriously, look at the bracelets) Down Under, our favorite orange-hued gal flew to the isle of Bali, where she hit the ground running. Literally.

On her first night partying out on the town, er, island, Tara took a spill that sent her straight to the hospital, X17 is reporting. She's cut up and bruised, but she was released from the hospital, and is now back at her hotel recovering.

We're sure Tara will be just fine. She's bounced back from far worse, or at least her career has. Um, scratch that.

Still, somehow we're sure Tara will make a speedy and pain-free recovery.

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Tara Reid's asking price is dropping lower than Cisco Adler's balls these days. She used to be a hot commodity about 7 years ago, but by the looks of her costs to host a gig, she's becoming the cheapest celeb in town.

The blond uber-bimbo, who's been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs. But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite.

The pic above was taken at the Hookers Ball that she hosted over the weekend. When you're getting less than $4,000 to host a party, do you expect more than men with inflatable bulls and Borat thongs?

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Hey! It looks like she's missing some of the cottage cheese skin on her stomach that she had a few months ago! What's with doing push-ups next to the pool?

Anyone who works with Tara Reid is probably going to put a 'no stench' clause in their contract after this story. The creator of Scrubs has revealed that he thought Tara was his least favorite special guest cause she was a stinky bitch. I think you can sense that just by looking at her.

Appearing at the New York Comedy Festival, show creator Bill Lawrence said Reid was his least favorite guest star - "not because she wasn't a nice person," but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes. (Reid's rep didn't return an e-mail.)

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Hey! What happened to that bumpy, fugged up plastic surgery mess of a stomach she used to have? And why do her boobs almost look normal? Because it's Photoshopping at it's finest. ;)

Check out the rest of Tara's photos on FHM Online

I kinda hit on the fact the other day that her boobs look retarded, but this is just beyond special. Hell my left ta-ta is a little bigger than my right but Tara's knockers are just out of control! My neck hurts from holding my head sideways to get an even look at her tits. That left boob may give her some serious back problems in the future!

 

I'll keep my extra bit of meat on my gut before I'd take a chance of going thru surgery and getting cottage cheese belly like this! Her tits are looking a little retarded and unruly too.

Can you get through it? I was only able to make it thru about 30 seconds.

TARA Reid wants nothing to do with her one-time friend Joe Francis. The formerly hard-partying Reid was horrified when she heard Francis went on Howard Stern's radio show and said that not only did he have sex with her, but she was horrible in the sack.

When the sober actress ran into Francis at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party at the Beverly Hills Hilton Saturday night, she tried to run the other way, but Francis screamed, "Hey, Tara! Hey! Over here! Hi!" That prompted her to turn around and say, "Get away from me! Never talk to me again!"

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