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Taylor Momsen Will Kick Your A*s

I really like Taylor Momsen. I think she's dealing with fame like a woman mature beyond her years. She just says "f*ck it" about what others have to say, which can be healthy.

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Taylor's eye makeup is ridiculous, but that's the point. It allows her to stand out as the only skinny a*s raccoon prostitute in the business. She may be thin, but you can tell that you don't want to test this chick cause she will make you so sorry. I was a rebellious brat and Taylor clearly still is, so I have a soft spot in my heart for her and I hope she'll be around for a long time.

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Taylor Momsen Crotch Shots From the Vans Warped Tour

Taylor Momsen is one hell of a 16 year-old vixen. The thin but busty Gossip Girl actress and musician is underaged and flaunts her body just like Miley Cyrus does, only Taylor doesn't make it so obvious and she appeals to an older and more mature demographic.

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Taylor dresses like this everyday, not just when she's on stage. She's also a confident Courtney Love in the making and she sells her sexy image whereas Miley takes her revamped oversexed look too far and looks more ridiculous than hot.

Taylor's band The Pretty Reckless took the stage in Carson, California on June 25 for the launch of the Vans Warped Tour. As you can see, Taylor left very little to the imagination in that mini-dress of hers.

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Taylor Momsen Rocks Out With Her Boobs Out

Gossip Girl star and aspiring musician Taylor Momsen's band the Pretty Reckless was looking pretty sexy as the 16 year-old was photographed in her signature short skirt and nylons.

Taylor Momsen is mature beyond her years. She says that all of her friends are "like, older" and I have to give her credit, she's a good singer and she writes good songs for Pretty Reckless. Her band was signed last year, and I want their album to come out already cause I already know that I'll like it.

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Catch Taylor live in concert in a Pretty Reckless video after the jump

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Taylor Momsen Doesn't Care About Much

Taylor Momsen kind of sucks. She has bad hair extensions, raccoon makeup, and a lot of attitude. When asked about Haiti after the devastating earthquake, Taylor went on record saying she's not really thinking about Haiti. Tacky. And generally speaking, she just doesn't care about a lot of things, like being a role model. 

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In Taylor's defense, I would be saying some pretty ridiculous things if I were 16 years old and talking to the press, especially if I were in a bad mood. Thus far, Taylor seems to be a Courtney Love in training. I'm hoping she'll get herself straightened out soon. Case in point, some of Taylor's quotes from a recent interview:

On being a role model: “I don’t f***ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I'm sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”

On almost getting the role of Hannah Montana, she was one of the final three: “Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go f*** themselves by the time I hit 11."

On her social circle: “I have, like, no friends my age.”

On wearing garters on a regular basis: “I like wearing garters. Apparently people think that’s a big deal, but my tights won’t stay up. So whatever you want to do with that information...”

On living life without privacy: “I mean, I’m 16 and I can’t get away with anything. My mother finds out everything. Other teenagers — they have lots of freedom!”

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Want To Sit Next To You

Lindsay Lohan aka little miss plump f*cked up lips, is acting like a true diva when she doesn't have any place to. The girl can't even land a good movie and she wants to pick who she sits by?

In true I-think-I'm-the-hottest-thing-to-walk-this-earth fashion, Lindsay didn't like who she was seated around at the G-star runway show and began moving other celebs seat cards.

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"Lindsay decided she wasn't happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor," said our source. When she threw Taylor Momsen's place card to the floor, event producers approached her. Lohan responded, "Don't [bleep]ing touch me," and "rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards."

Ugh, would somebody do me a favor and smack her around a bit? Child is off her rocker thinking she can pick who sits next to her. She looks thrilled to be photographed with Taylor Momsen doesn't she? Taylor should have sat on Lindsay's lap and ripped a good wet fart on her leg. I know, in my little world farts take care of everything.

The Gossip Girl Orgy Adds New Members

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My future baby daddy Chace Crawford, 23, was caught tongue fucking fellow Gossip Girl costar, Taylor Momsen, 15. Some folks are up in arms and caling their epic union "illegal." But there's no proof that they've consummated their relationship... Chace hasn't signed my release forms yet, okay?

Besides, what else are Chace and Taylor supposed to do, sit in their trailers and text in between scenes?! Everyone in the cast except for Leighton Meester is banging someone else. I hope the tension is detectable onscreen when shiz hits the fan. Salacious.

Everyone in the cast of "Gossip Girl" is hooking up with each other - and Chace Crawford and Taylor Momsen are at the center of the latest smooching session.

A Page Six spy spotted the co-stars sneak away during their holiday party at Haven on East 51st Street to steal kisses in the corner, but Crawford's rep denies it. Last week Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were kissing in an airport, and original "GG" couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are still going strong!