Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is the boring, overrated country singer who writes songs that song like they were written by a 9 year-old. Taylor Swift pretends to be innocent, but she's sleeping her way through Hollywood and winning awards that she has not earned.

Taylor Swift and Eddie Redmayne Breakup

Yes, Taylor Swift was dating some British actor named Eddie Redmayne, and yes, she's been dumped again. At this rate, she'll never run out of new song material.

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According to Us Weekly, Taylor and Eddie met while she was in London auditioning for the film version of Les Miserables. The two hit it off, Taylor "developed feelings for him fast" and "loved the image of a British boyfriend,” but when she didn't land the part, Eddie decided he wasn't feeling a long distance relationship, and dropped Tay Tay like a hot rock. Dumped and fired on the same day! Knowing Taylor, she went home and wrote 4,000 songs about the experience.

From the sound of it, Taylor and Eddie weren't dating very long, (my guess would be he didn't even consider her his girlfriend), but still, getting dumped, like, 15 times in the past year has gotta sting. Guess she has one more reason for those teardrops on her guitar, or some dumb crap like that.

Taylor Swift and Zac Efron Aren't Dating

When Taylor Swift and Zac Efron were spotted having dinner together in L.A. people got suspicious. The truth is, Zac and Taylor are having casual sex were just doing press for their new film.

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Zac and Taylor star in Dr. Suess' The Lorax. After doing some promotion together, they went out to eat.

Taylor has said that Zac is an "all-around amazing guy" and Zac says that Taylor is a "lovely girl, very beautiful."

Taylor is a maneater so I'm just going to assume that she hit that.

Taylor Swift Covers Vogue for Some Reason

Taylor Swift is still trying to play the victim card by talking about her failed relationships and her "earth-shattering, crash-and-burn heartbreak." This is coming from the same chick that jumps from penis to penis and picks up nearly every award she's nominated for.

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Taylor doesn't look old enough to vote and her clothes look like they were stolen from dolls at Toys 'R Us, yet she covers the February issue of Vogue. Taylor said "I just don't really feel like dating."

People rarely ever "don't feel like dating" and 'don't feel like sexing' at the same time, so she's probably just whoring out full-time now instead of trying to uphold her innocent girl image.

The overrated country star brings on the pity party, claiming that she's just happy not to be bawling her eyes out. "I'm not sad and I'm not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that."

When asked about her Christmas 2010, she replied: "I am not gonna go into it! It's a sad story!"

Surprisingly, Swift will be making new songs about her heartbreak! "There's just been this earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak, and that will turn out to be what the next album is about."

I really shouldn't blog about this hooker because I can't hide my disdain for a 22 year-old privileged twat who makes her juvenille relationships sound like she's survived being a prisoner of war!

To read more of Taylor's b!tchy quotes about the kind of men she doesn't like, visit Us Weekly.

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Demi Lovato Talks About Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and More

Demi Lovato is on the February cover of Seventeen magazine where she puts her close friends on blast. "Miley and I are very strong-headed, so when we fight, it's brutal and we're like, 'We're never going to be friends again!'" But their angry words are just empty promises. "Then two days later, we're like, 'I love you and I miss you!'"

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Lovato adds: "No matter how many times we fight, we will always be in each others' lives."

Selena Gomez and Demi "never" fight because Selena is "not a confrontational person at all," Demi says. Meanwhile Kim Kardashian, "the busiest woman on the planet," took the time to call her when she was in rehab and Taylor Swift sent out a Tweet saying "Pray for Demi."

Lovato says she can count on her hands how many people who were there for her and says she won't forget those who reached out.

Today, the 19 year-old is "more confident, happy and healthy" than ever before.

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Happy 22nd Birthday, Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift turns 22 today and the country megastar is sure to celebrate the only way she knows how - unicorns, rainbows, and trashing ex-boyfriends!

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That's how I picture it, anyway. More likely, workaholic Taylor will probably treat herself to a quiet day off from her hectic schedule of constant touring and recording. She's coming off her most successful year to date, with her Speak Now tour becoming one of the most successful for any artist in the past decade.

Taylor has also been sweeping year-end award shows as of late, so its safe to say she has a good deal to celebrate. So 22nd birthday, Taylor! They're all meaningless from here on out.

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American Music Awards: Taylor Swift, Maroon 5 Take Top Honors

The American Music Awards were held last night, and though many artists were in attendance, the show pretty much turned into a three-hour ceremony honoring Taylor Swift. Taylor took home three major awards, including artist of the year and favorite country artist.

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"Thank you to the fans. Please, never change," Taylor said in one of her many acceptance speeches. She then fought the urge to giggle uncontrollably and talk about unicorns.

Maroon 5 took home the award for favorite duo or group, proving that the popularity of Adam Levine and company is still on the rise, several years into their careers. The group also performed "Moves Like Jagger."

Katy Perry received a special award for being the first woman to have five number 1 singles off of one album, effectively reminding the world that other females made music last year, aside from Tay-Tay. During Katy's acceptance speech, Taylor jumped on stage and grabbed the mic from her Kanye-style. Not really, but that would've been awesome.

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Taylor Swift Is Still Single

Serial dater Taylor Swift is currently single. Taylor, who has dated hotties such as Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas and Jake Gyllenhaal just to name a few, opened up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show about her single life.

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Taylor said she sits by herself watching Law & Order and doesn't even have a guy that she's texting who could possibly turn into a boyfriend. "There's like nothing going on right now."

Ellen thinks it's pathetic, but Taylor says she's okay with being alone right now.

"If you're the girl that needs a boyfriend and once she loses that boyfriend she needs to replace it with a different boyfriend... It's just this constant stream of boyfriends all the time."

Taylor says she doesn't want to be "that girl" instead she wants to be the girl that when she falls in love, "it's a big deal and it's a rare thing."

And how many times have we watched Taylor fall in love over the last couple of years? I guess we won't be seeing a new album from Taylor anytime soon since she doesn't have a man to write about. I'm just sayin'.

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Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift: Getting Back Together?

Joe Jonas broke Taylor Swift's heart when he broke up with her over the phone back in 2008. Time has passed and Joe is realizing he f*cked up and wants another chance with Taylor. A source says "He wants to show her he's a changed man and would love to see what's possible between them."

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The two are starting off slow as just friends but there's a possibility the spark may still be there. A insider explains, "They're putting their past behind them and maybe rekindling an old flame."

Yeah, go for it! I hope they fall deeply in love and one of them breaks the others heart so Taylor Swift can write another awesome song about her rocky love life.

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Taylor Swift and Reese Witherspoon Make Fun of Jake Gyllenhaal

With all the famous ladies he effs and forgets, Jake Gyllenhaal probably doesn't even remember that he dated both Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift. But the girls sure remember, and they reportedly met up recently to laugh about what a self-obsessed douche Jake is.

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Reese and Taylor met for lunch a few days ago and, according to Us Weekly, "They talked about how vain and self-absorbed Jake can be," and proceeded to "laugh about him." Harsh. Jake will probably cry himself to sleep on a pile of naked models tonight.

Although, I'm sure Jake didn't need Us Weekly to tell him Reese and Taylor had a laugh about him. As soon as he heard two of his ex-girlfriends were having lunch, he probably thought, "Oh, sh!t. They're totally gonna make fun of me." That's just what exes do. Jake may be vain, but he's not an idiot.

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Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift Writing a Song Together

In the most saccharine musical pairing that your Candyland dreams could ever imagine, Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber are collaborating on a song together. Better brace yourself, because this can only mean one thing. Coming soon: a stampede of foaming at the mouth tweens!

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Kuk Harrell, a four-time Grammy-winning songwriter and producer who’s worked with the likes of Britney Spears and Katy Perry, recently tweeted that the two pop singers (come on, is Taylor really that country?) are working on what is sure to be a hit single.

“Wow!! Got to see @justinbieber & @taylorswift13 write a song together last night!! SMASH!!!! SMASH!!! SMASH!!! Let’s do it again Yall!!!”

By ‘SMASH!!!,’ he basically means a song that is so catchy you’ll start hating it after two days. Maybe one, if you’re just that skilled.

Even though I can’t deny the song will probably get stuck in my head, I sincerely hope it’s not a love duet because that would be the most awkward thing ever--and totally not believable. T-Swift would never rob the J. Biebs cradle. Then that would make her the dominant person in a relationship for once. Which, I think, is really too much of a stretch of the imagination.

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