Taylor Swift sleeps her way through Hollywood yet she pretends to be completely virginal. She's the type of girl who bakes cupcakes with Selena Gomez and hangs out with cute Glee star Dianna Agron because she's a down to earth girl's girl who would never do anything that she couldn't do without having her parents in the same room?

We're shocked that little old Swifty may have bought herself some new t!ts, and I personally don't really know what to believe. I find it odd that Taylor would be using padded bras and chicken cutlets type of sh!t to make her breasts look bigger while hanging out with a bunch of chicks! Unless she was trying to show her friends what a good surgeon she worked with. Maybe she's gained some weight in addition to going for thick bras these days.

One things for certain though: Most folks don't believe that TayTay got her boobs done which means that if she did get a boob job, she got a really good one! Stars like Nicole Richie, Gwen Stefani and Brandi Glanville got small breast implants that compliment their figures instead of making 'em look like they can't walk without falling over. Taylor may have done the same.

Yes, we agree: Taylor Swift doesn't seem like the type to get a boob job, but living under the spotlight for so long can do strange things to a girl and it's hard to argue with these photos.

The shot on the left is of Taylor out and about in LA. Yes, her formerly non-existent breasts look considerably bigger, but as we all know that doesn't necessarily mean she went under the knife. There are plenty of less expensive, less invasive ways that Taylor could be artificially assisting herself under that sweater.

Then there's the photo on the right. I believe the word I'm looking for is BLAM! Where did those things come from? Type "Taylor Swift cleavage" into Google Images and a guy just comes onscreen and laughs at you. The photo is from Dianna Agron's birthday party and even Dianna seems to be looking at the camera like, "I know, right? B!tch is stealing my thunder with them thangs."

In conclusion, I have no idea what's going on with Taylor Swift's boobs. She may have gotten implants, or simply discovered some sort of magical bra. Either way, I approve.

(Photos: Fame/Flynet, Twitter)

Justin Bieber appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night alongside Ashton Kutcher, who's apparently "mentoring" Justin. (On what? How to be a douche lord?) Kutch and the Biebs were there to promote the return of Punk'd, the first episode of which will be hosted by Justin, who revealed his surprising desire to see his fellow squeaky-clean celebs in tears.

Justin Bieber on Jimmy Kimmel Live

"Taylor Swift is such a sweet girl...I just really wanted to make her cry," said Justin of the prank he pulled on Taylor. Apparently he managed to convince Swifty that she blew up a boat on which a wedding was taking place. Good thing they filmed that one before the whole world knew the show was coming back. If you tried to pull that prank now, even someone as naive as Taylor would just say, "Okay, I'm clearly on Punk'd."

Punk'd returns on MTV tonight, although it's hard to imagine the show will be nearly as entertaining as the above interview. Pay attention to how Justin's leg goes into full twitch mode every time he's expected to speak.

Taylor Swift is in Australia enjoying some time off from her current tour which is estimated to earn her roughly a bajillion dollars. She may have all but conquered the world at the tender age of 22, but when she puts on a bikini and hits the beach, Taylor still looks like they let her out of middle school early.

Seriously, where's her Hannah Montana backpack? Maybe it's that constant OMG expression on her face or her general lack of curves, but Taylor looks like she shouldn't be allowed to cross the street by herself, much less headline an international tour. At least she's finally getting some sun, though. I never realized quite how thin and pale she is before. She's like the anti-Snooki.

Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift have each generated more dating rumors since becoming famous than all of the middle school cafeterias in America combined. So it was only a matter of time before the tabloid world attempted to link two of the most squeaky-clean celebs in recent memory. The surprising part is, there might actually be something to the rumors.

Tim recently signed to WME, the same talent agency that represents Taylor. The two were spotted chatting casually at a pre-Oscar event hosted by the agency over the weekend. No big deal, there; just two young famous people talking about their shared love of puppies and not having sex. The real news happened on Monday, when Tay and Tim were spotted entering and leaving an LA restaurant together.

Witnesses at the Oscar party and the upscale Italian eatery where Taybow enjoyed their alleged first date say the pair were obviously into each other and Tim "looked more than happy to be talking with her.” Sources also claim that after what appeared to be a successful dinner, Tim fell to one knee in the crowded restaurant to thank the lord, JC, for bringing an emotionally vulnerable blonde into his life. Okay, I may have made that last part up. 

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Taylor Swift was spotted at LAX last night where she was boarding a plane. Taylor is the new squinty face of CoverGirl, but she wasn't wearing any makeup yesterday.

Taylor looks like sh!t! I'm no Swift fan, so I swiftly had to type out that she looks like crap... I wish that I could say something nice, but I think Taylor sucks a*s. Well, at least she looks old enough to vote in these photos. When she has makeup on she just looks like she's trying to play dress up.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Taylor Swift is so saccharine, sometimes it hurts to look at her. But I’ll give her her due--she’s a good girl, if altogether weepy and stuck in a perpetual state of teenager. When eighteen-year-old cancer patient Kevin McGuire invited T. Swift to be her date to his prom, she turned him down.

But don’t worry, she won’t let her sick fan down! Instead, she’s bringing him with her to the ACM Awards. Kevin’s sister, Victoria, created a Facebook page dedicated to getting Taylor as her brother’s prom date, and eventually hit over 90,000 likes.

In response, the singer posted a message on her Facebook wall reading, “Kevin, I’m so sorry but I won’t be able to make it to your prom. But I was wondering, the ACM Awards are coming up. Would you be my date?”

Kevin obviously said yes and will be flying to Vegas for the April 1st event to walk down the red carpet on the arms of country pop singer. But in my head, that won’t be end of their story. Serial monogamist Taylor will start dating cancer-stricken Kevin, which will lead to epic, devoted love songs that we can all sing along to on her next diary/album. The cycle never ends!

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Yes, Taylor Swift was dating some British actor named Eddie Redmayne, and yes, she's been dumped again. At this rate, she'll never run out of new song material.

According to Us Weekly, Taylor and Eddie met while she was in London auditioning for the film version of Les Miserables. The two hit it off, Taylor "developed feelings for him fast" and "loved the image of a British boyfriend,” but when she didn't land the part, Eddie decided he wasn't feeling a long distance relationship, and dropped Tay Tay like a hot rock. Dumped and fired on the same day! Knowing Taylor, she went home and wrote 4,000 songs about the experience.

From the sound of it, Taylor and Eddie weren't dating very long, (my guess would be he didn't even consider her his girlfriend), but still, getting dumped, like, 15 times in the past year has gotta sting. Guess she has one more reason for those teardrops on her guitar, or some dumb crap like that.

When Taylor Swift and Zac Efron were spotted having dinner together in L.A. people got suspicious. The truth is, Zac and Taylor are having casual sex were just doing press for their new film.

Zac and Taylor star in Dr. Suess' The Lorax. After doing some promotion together, they went out to eat.

Taylor has said that Zac is an "all-around amazing guy" and Zac says that Taylor is a "lovely girl, very beautiful."

Taylor is a maneater so I'm just going to assume that she hit that.

Taylor Swift is still trying to play the victim card by talking about her failed relationships and her "earth-shattering, crash-and-burn heartbreak." This is coming from the same chick that jumps from penis to penis and picks up nearly every award she's nominated for.

Taylor doesn't look old enough to vote and her clothes look like they were stolen from dolls at Toys 'R Us, yet she covers the February issue of Vogue. Taylor said "I just don't really feel like dating."

People rarely ever "don't feel like dating" and 'don't feel like sexing' at the same time, so she's probably just whoring out full-time now instead of trying to uphold her innocent girl image.

The overrated country star brings on the pity party, claiming that she's just happy not to be bawling her eyes out. "I'm not sad and I'm not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that."

When asked about her Christmas 2010, she replied: "I am not gonna go into it! It's a sad story!"

Surprisingly, Swift will be making new songs about her heartbreak! "There's just been this earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak, and that will turn out to be what the next album is about."

I really shouldn't blog about this hooker because I can't hide my disdain for a 22 year-old privileged twat who makes her juvenille relationships sound like she's survived being a prisoner of war!

To read more of Taylor's b!tchy quotes about the kind of men she doesn't like, visit Us Weekly.