And here's the moment perverts have been waiting for: wholesome Taylor Swift runs around the beach in a bikini.

This is definitely kiddie-pornish. Taylor looks SO young. Perverts, you can thank me in a few weeks. I have a Christmas list that's available per request.

Taylor Swift had a big night at the CMA Awards last night after winning in four different categories including female vocalist and album of the year.  It was the big prize of the night that took Taylor completely by surprise when she won the award for entertainer of the year.

Taylor took her band onstage with her and during her speech she said "I will never forget this moment because in this moment everything I have ever wanted has just happened to me." Awww how cute is that! She seems to be a down to earth girl who hasn't let the fame or money get to her head and I hope she keeps it that way. Congratulations on the big win Taylor!

Taylor Swift hosted her much hyped SNL show on Saturday and she was pretty brilliant. If Taylor was nervous, it didn't show, not even slightly. She had a funny opening monologue that only got better as she strummed along.

Joe Jonas was shamed, Kanye West was mocked, and Taylor Lautner got an air kiss and a wink.

Taylor Swift has her very own Band Hero commercial! The tall country singer sings "Love Story" with her band: Pete Wentz, Travis Barker and Rivers Cuomo of Weezer. The commercial looks like it will be just as good as the other Band Hero commercials, and Taylor's so adorable and grateful! She's the role model we so desperately need, the anti-Miley Cyrus.

Taylor Swift looks very happy!

At first glance it seems like Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are moving really fast and can't get enough of each other. Well, they pretty much are moving really fast and can't get enough of each other. But let's face it, both of their careers are on fire. They can't spend as much time together as common folk, so it makes sense that they'd wanna cram visits in when they have time.

Taylor Squared have already watched a hockey game together, went shopping before their dinner date last week, and now Lautner showed up to Swift's music video shoot at the Forum in Inglewood, CA. Inglewood may be hood, all, but the Forum is a nice venue, kind of away from all the flying bullets.

After Swift's video shoot, Lautner had dinner at the Bistro Garden in Studio City WITH TAYLOR SWIFT'S MOM! I am in awe. Taylor is such a sweet girl. Swift actually cares about what her mother thinks about her guy, which I find adorable. Sidenote: Is Lautner violating California's curfew laws? Maybe it's not so cute afterall and his 17-year-old ass needed to be accompanied by a guardian.

Hollywood's hottest new couple was out last night for a little din-din at Ruth's Chris Steak House in Los Angeles. Cutie pies Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were photographed leaving the restaurant.

It's been a long time since there was such a cute young couple in Hollywood which means this relationship probably won't last long. I hope they stay together for ever and ever case they're both hot and would make some beautiful babies. I love that shirt Taylor Swift is wearing but I have no clue what the hell it is.

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have allegedly been under the radar for a while now. The speculation has been a brewing. But Taylor Swift had her driver pick up Taylor Lautner from the airport before the two attended a hockey game at the Staples Center together. That sounds pretty official to me.

Swift and Lautner are also costars in the upcoming movie Valentine's Day.

After catching some hockey, the costars were seen in the lobby of a hotel in Beverly Hills. "Taylor Swift was all dolled up and looked super pretty. She didn't seem to mind the attention … Taylor Lautner, on the other hand, was hiding under a hoody."

They are ridiculously adorable together. Two cute, kind people in a brand new relationship? I'm eating this up! But I hope they make pet names for each other cause I couldn't imagine how distracting it would be to scream out my own name in bed!

Taylor Swift has a chance to take a jab at Kanye after stealing the spot light from her during the MTV VMAs. Taylor is scheduled to host SNL on November 7.

Taylor said she loves "being around people who I feel have a different kind of creative genius. And the funny genius is definitely a fascinating one to be around." She hasn't specified what the skits will be about but does kind of hint that they may have something to do with what has happened with her in the past few months.

"I've been thinking about skit ideas for a long time. There are definitely some hilarious things that have happened to me over the past couple of months that I think will be pretty substantial skits."

If Kanye West and Taylor did a skit together it would be pretty humorous but of course it won't happen because Kanye's too much of a drama queen to swallow his pride and make a fool of himself. It would be nice if the week she's hosting is actually a funny episode since SNL has been in the crapper for a while.

Beyonce's hubby Jay-Z spoke out about the Kanye outburst at the VMAs. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all because he's riding the fence!

Jay-Z said what Kanye did was bad, but he wasn't wrong. Huh?!? Make up your mind, was he in the wrong or not? I think Jay would bust a dudes *ss if they tried to pull that trick while he was accepting an award!

"I just think that that's what he believed. I thought it was rude, I thought it was inappropriate and I told him as much." However, the "Run This Town" hit maker admits he would have preferred to see his wife Beyonce pick up the award too. Jay-Z adds, "I don't think he was wrong."

Jay also thinks all the media attention on what happened is out of hand.

"The way they're treating him… He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody. No one got harmed. (He's just) a super passionate person."

There's a difference between being passionate and being a total *sshole. Kanye showed what a complete fool he can be by ruining Taylor Swift's moment. I don't care if he was drunk. Alcohol or not, he's still Kanye West and that's how he rolls.

Hey all, I know that it's Snarky's day to post, but I was online and I caught this video of Stephen Colbert's take on Kanye West and I had to share it. I couldn't stop laughing.

Stephen Colbert is nuckin' futs! Hope you like.