I have yet to watch an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey (I do have this fight episode on my DVR though), but I found Teresa Guidice's post pretty interesting. Her blog about Danielle Staub is LONG, so I'm only posting the best parts of the first half of the entry.

On receiving Danielle Staub updates: I have to hear about Danielle and her drama every single day in the town I live in. Like I said on Andy Cohen’s show, they tell me at the grocery store that Danielle is saying I broke all the windows on her car. Yeah, in between driving Gia to gymnastics and cuddling Audriana, I drive around town acting crazy. Oh wait, that's Danielle.

On Danielle being a stalker: Danielle's been caught on camera even stalking us and threatening us. And that's just one tiny example of hundreds and hundreds, for years now. It's literally been years. You can only take so much.

On lawsuits, stalkers and defamation: The downsides of fame that no one talks about are the stalkers and the lawsuits. If it's not a lawsuit, it's the reputation of your business or made-up stories about your past from people you've never even met. And for some reason, those people, the liars and the lowlifes, don't get punished for lying and damaging your business, your reputation or your family. The press only reports the lies, because that's what sells. So I do not take it lightly when Danielle goes out of her way to insert herself in my business – like she has with everyone else – for the sole purpose of spreading lies or damaging my family. If you knew the amount of b.s. I've had to wade through because of her "anonymous" phone calls and letters and lies...

On why she tried to say hi to Danielle: I did try to just say "hi" to her at the fashion show. I wanted to move on past the table flipping from last year. I'm a forgiving person. I congratulated her on her daughter being in Fashion Week. She could have smiled and walked away. But of course, she didn't. And when she said my house was in foreclosure, it confirmed to me that she was the one leaking that particular fake story to the press that week. My house is not in foreclosure. It was never in foreclosure. We still live there and love it.

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The woman with a hairline that begins less than an inch back from her eyebrows is opening up to In Touch magazine about her new body.

Teresa Giudice, 38, of the Real Broke Ass B*tches franchise - the New Jersey version - says that she got herself some implants and she loves how she looks in bikinis now. Teresa has four daughters, ranging from ages 9 years old to 9 months, and she says, “I like my body better now!” Money can't buy you class, but it can buy you happiness, even if when you have to sell your house and file for bankruptcy. At the end of the day, if you can look down at your t*ts that don't move, all is right in your world.

Teresa added: “I just got them done last summer, so this is my first time wearing a bikini and I have to say, this is the happiest I have ever been with my body. I feel like I have the whole package!”

On what size she wears: I do fit back into most of the clothes I wore before I had Audriana. I think I’m a 27 jean size and size 4 in dresses.

On how she lost the pregnancy weight: I’m never on a diet. I always eat what I want. When I was pregnant, I had to eat anything that was in front of my face. It’s an Italian thing — they say if you see something and don’t eat it, your baby will get a birthmark!

On who has the best body in Hollywood: Brooke Burke and Heidi Klum, because they each have four kids and can still wear a bikini. Having four kids is a big thing; your body definitely changes after that.

On what her favorite body part is: I love my new boobies, but if I had to pick between an ass or boobs, I’d have to say my ass is more important to me. I’m proud of my bubble butt!

The "Real Housewives" divas go broke and lose their homes and they each still behave like a prima donna, but it's not entirely their fault for losing their assets. Bravo makes millions off of its reality stars but only pays them pennies.

Teresa Giudice has filed for bancruptcy because she is $11 million in debt. She also may be so upset that her financial woes have gone public, she's trying to shift the attention from her deflated bank account by launching malicious attacks against Real Housewives of New York City's Sonja Morgan. But at least Sonja is actually wealthy and can pay for the things she owns. As NeNe Leakes would say, BAM!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's head guidette, Teresa Giudice, and occasionally intolerant hubby Joe were forced to sell their custom-designed, marble-heavy, beyond-their-means home, and that time is now.

Teresa is selling her 10,000 square-foot home for $4 million. It's on 3.77 acres, has six bedrooms and five and a half bathrooms.

As if the Real Housewives of New York City or New Jersey lacked drama, Teresa Giudice posts blogs on Bravo's site that are filled with vicious personal attacks about other Real Housewives stars. Teresa is the mother of four children and she's $11 million in debt. She can blog all she wants to, but it's neither going to get her out of debt, nor will it fix her frighteningly low hairline, gawd bless her.

Sonja Morgan should be flattered that Teresa would spend so much time on her. I completely agree with Kanye West, "Your haters are your biggest fans."

Excerpts from Teresa's blogs:

“You know who I don’t know though? Sonja. I’ve never met her, and she’s newer than me, so she hasn’t said nasty things about me (yet) so I can’t possibly be biased against her, right? I’m just going to watch and judge. (Isn’t that Bravo’s tagline? Watch And Judge?) And here’s what I think: Crazy Old Whore…” – April 16, 2010

“She bragged about how much she loves sex, how much she has sex, how many young guys she has sex with… I’m not buying it. First, let’s look at the facts. She’s not married, so all that screwing around does make her a whore. Secondly, she has a 9-year-old daughter, whom I’m assuming has heard of TV. How very Danielle of her to brag about being a whore on a show that will eventually show her daughter with her…” – April 16, 2010

“Thirdly, she’s too old to be screwing around like that. She’s not even a cougar; she’s like a cougar’s mom. And finally, she was married for 10 years to a guy who was 77 when they got divorced (I had to look him up, it was killing me). Don’t act like you’re all sensual and into sex when you married your grandpa. Bitch…” – April 16, 2010

Teresa starts out saying that she "can't possibly be biased" against Sonja and then calls her a "Crazy Old Whore" in her next sentence. Then she says Sonja's 9 year-old daughter can watch the show. Teresa also has a 9-year-old daughter. And last, it doesn't matter if Sonja was banging a 102 year-old man on his death bed, it's Sonja's life, why is Teresa so obsessed with it?

And you thought your debt was bad? Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is reportedly broke as a joke to the tune of $11 million dollars, the New York Post reports.

According to papers filed in Newark federal court, Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe claim to make only $79,000/ year between the both of them. WTF is Bravo paying this woman?! Teresa claims she can't handle her credit card bills and the foreclosures.

The court document lists their money woes in detail:

• The bank has moved to foreclose on their $1.8 million home in Towaco, NJ.

• Banks have taken their Jersey Shore house along with another home in Lincoln Park, NJ.

• Teresa owes $12,000 to a fertility clinic.

• They've defaulted on payments for their Escalade.

• Joe personally owes $5 million to former partners of real estate deals.

• On 'Housewives,' Giudice once spent $2,000 in a 10-minute shopping spree, but in bankruptcy papers she claims to spend just (!!!) $400 on clothes a month.

The court papers list Joe's monthly income at the stucco and stone company he owes at $3,250. Teresa earns $3,333 from Bravo, and she recently released a cook book, 'Skinny Italian.'

Teresa has four children and Bravo pays her $3,333 a month?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are no words.