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The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree “some seven odd figures” Whitfield is losing her house while awaiting her divorce settlement. Happy New Year, bitch!
Just how broke ass is this conceited diva ho? So broke that she is being kicked out of her mansion because she can’t afford mortgage payments. Quick! Someone help her with that She by Sheree clothing line.
And karma really ain’t pretty, rumors have been swirling that Sheree’s been bouncing checks all over Atlanta, including a $386 dollar check for a cake. So embarrassing, but this just makes me even more excited for season 2.
Info on the crib Sheree’s about to lose:
SELLER: Bob and Sheree Whitfield
LOCATION: 5525 Long Island Drive, Atlanta, GA
PRICE: $2,850,000 (off market)
SIZE: 8,903 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 8 full and 2 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Benecki built resale home on large private gated lot. Quality throughout, nanny suite with separate entrance located over garages.
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Michael Lohan, the forty something year-old daddy dearest of Lindsay Lohan, has created a blog mikelohanonline.com where he can post his trash talk about Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and anyone he pleases.
The rumors that the mentally unstable man child is dispelling with “the TRUTH!” are nothing but rumors posted on gossip blogs. Being the rocket scientist genius person that he is, Mr. Lohan assumes hat every story he reads is true, including that Lindz doesn’t write blogs about him. Hey Mike, here’s a hint: Lindsay Lohan hates you whether she writes her blogs or not, and she is happy to attach her name to said blog posts. Think about that for a minute and then blog about it.
Here goes most of Mike Lohan’s first entry:
What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.
Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, “Samantha is on drugs!”
Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”
WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her?
Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best?
Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!
NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!
Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).
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The tabloids and other blogs discuss some of the same things we will. But in most cases, don’t even investigate the things they report.
So, if you want The Real Story and you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.
I never thought I’d say this, but shouldn’t Michael Lohan get a stalker? Any takers? I hate this man that much and I’m not calling him Mike Lohan, either. He’s just trying to distance himself from the negative public perception that he creates. Try again, and for fug’s sake, dress like you’re in the 21st century.
Many gossip bloggers are upset with Mary Kate for speaking the truf!
Mary-Kate was in an elevator at Barneys when a spy overheard her talking about the discounted merchandise she just copped. MK said,
“It’s really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales,” said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. “That’s where I got this! The recession!”
First of all, I dunno how many times I’ve said, ‘I don’t want the economy to get better because I love these gas prices. It almost makes me hope that we’ll stay in a recession because I do not wanna go back to paying as much for gas as I was before!’
I’ve said the same senseless, insensitive bullshit. It’s inappropriate of me to do so because it’s inappropriate, but having a website is fairly recession-proof and I don’t work for any company that can lay me off. So, by making statements like that it means I’m a super bitch. As if I wasn’t already.
I also love that MK, a BILLIONAIRE, is excited to cop some cheap shiz! Say what you may, but it’s pretty damn cool that the Olsens are so grounded. They really aren’t flashy bitches. I mean, look at the skanks on The Real Housewives series who probably make the same amount of money in two years that the Olsens make in a month, and they’re the snobs. I actually think it be dope that MK still gets excited over a bargain; and yes, she could have phrased it better, but she was speaking as a cheap ass billionaire who likes to spend her money on the essentials like booze and drugs, not overpriced clothes. I respect that.
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This is 23 year-old Christina Raines, the lucky lady 54 year-old Drew Peterson will wed. Is it just me or does Christina look like she be turnin’ tricks in the park on the side? That’s gonna go over real well with hubby Drew. And look at her eyebrows! They scream ‘SKAAAANKK!’ Bitch may wanna get married so she can get some bills paid, but that will come at a price.
What’s the best way to honor the “missing” wife that you killed a year ago? Marrying a new wife that you can also murder. The legacy survives!
I’m not entirely certain Drew will murder Christina, but he will manipulate and abuse her to the fullest extent of his abilities. In the Drew Peterson TV interviews I subjected myself to, he was bitching about how hard his life is and made deragatory statements about his “missing” wife. He’s a prize! Tragically there just aren’t enough Scott and Drew Petersons in the word today.
So, what I found out today with a little research is that Christina and Drew have been dating for four months. Drew has known Christina since she was a teen. Her father, Ernie Raines, is less than enthused you can say. He said,
“I’m doing everything I can to try to get her away from him. . . . I’d like to say to him: Stay away from my daughter, take his ring back and look for his wife before he’s out trying to get another young girl.”
Ernie also said that if Drew doesn’t pick up his phone he is going to drive his Cadillac “right through Drew’s house!”
We got a new Papa Spears on our hands!!! 
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The tits look great, but Jenny looks like she’s rockin’ an Adam’s Apple.
I can’t even begin to adequately express my love for this couple. They deserve each other.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were born for the spotlight, and the cameras, and the beaches. Just when I put an unannounced ban on Speidi posts in place, they come out with these pictures. I still don’t understand how people can hate them. I was laughing out loud when I saw these. Rub that flat ass, Spencer!
Has Hugh Hefner made Heidi an offer yet?! She looks like every Playboy bunny on every single page of that nudie mag. She’s so replaceable, but she poses as though she’s a rare, natural beauty.
Kim called NeNe a “low-budget bitch” and we didn’t know why. Maybe we do now!
NeNe Leakes, star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, is no longer living at the 5,000-square-foot, 5-bedroom home shown on the hit Bravo series.
According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, she and her husband, real estate investor Gregory Leakes, left the property in November — a month after an eviction notice was filed by Winwood Properties.
The notice, filed Sept. 24, claimed that they owed $6,240 in past rent.
Alright, er, uh, Bravo is so fraudulent. First of all, Kim is not a housewife, Sheree is an ex housewife, NeNe was renting a crib, and DeShawn can’t speak English. It’s time for a casting call!
Second, how embarrassing is this for NeNe, like, seriously?! I lost $6,000 on my cancelled trip to Europe but I’d like to think that I’d be able to cough up $6k when I’m NeNe’s age. I’m sad for her.
NeNe would not reveal where she is currently living. “It’s none of your business,” she told The Journal-Constitution in an e-mail.
She also mentioned that they “are financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”
She stressed that the eviction notice did not have her name on it.
“You don’t know my relationship with Greg,” she said, “so be careful what you report!” She said their home “was a lease purchase corporate deal with Greg & his company. Things didn’t work out between the two of them so they did what they had to do and he did what he had to do.”
In a later email, she wrote, “If we rent, lease purchase or buy, money is still coming out of my pocket. So who’s [sic] business is that??”
Bitch, it’s everyone’s business. You’re famous now and you have a lot of explaining to do, poor thing.
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Kanye kept the crowd at the Konig-Pilsener Arena in Oberhausen, Germany, waiting for two hours before he finally started the show.
Then he flounced on to the stage, yelling: “I really need some pussy tonight!”
Shocked members of the audience then had to endure Kanye’s new high-concept stage show. Egomaniac Kanye even claims to have invented a completely new style of music and called it “pop art”.
Ya gotta love Ye. When he hits the stage two hours later, he’s already got some demands. Actually, I dunno if I could bang Kanye. You can tell that fool is not a giver and you’d have to call him the Messiah during sex. I personally prefer to call my guys Daddy Dude while in bed so they’re constantly reminded to pull out when they need to.
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