There Ain't No Shame In My Game

Whitney Houston passed away less than two weeks ago, but an auction of some of her The Bodyguard items is already in the works! Next month, fans can bid on a black velvet dress that belonged to Houston, along with a pair of earrings she wore in the hit movie.

Celebrity auctioneer Darren Julien says that celebrity memorabilia is "an investment." He explained: "You buy items just like a stock. Buy at the right time and sell at the right time, and they just increase in value."

Julien does not believe that it's too soon for Whitney's items to go on sale. He says "If you hide these things in fear that you're going to offend someone – her life is to be celebrated. These items are historic now that she passed."

Fans can bid on Whitney's stuff during the "Hollywood Legends" auction on March 31 and April 1.

They're exploiting Whitney's death because there's money to be made!

SIGH. I honestly feel like I could salvage OWN, and I know someone who works there. I don't care about how cocky that sounds. In case you haven't noticed, modesty is not my strong suit. Oprah is out of touch and she has created a holier-than-thou, preachy network with a roster of stars who were popular 20 years ago!

Out of frustration, and desperation, Oprah begged her followers on Twitter to watch her destined-to-be-canceled network. On Sunday, Lady O Tweeted:

• “Every 1 who can please turn to OWN especially if u have a Nielsen box.”

• “The word ‘please’ is used as courtesy not a beg … ‘desperate’ not ever a part of my vocab … ‘unethical’ a little harsh don’t u think? Seemed like it made sense to me. Sorry if u’re offended.”

Oprah's followers told her she was "desperate" and "begging for viewers, which she was, but the bigger issue was with Nielsen.

Nielsen boxes are in 25,000 homes across the country and they're used to track ratings. Encouraging people who have a box to tune in is like me asking you all to click on my ads every single day, whenever you're bored, which is cheating. Cough.

A day later, Oprah Tweeted: “I removed the tweet at the request of Nielsen. I intended no harm and apologize for the reference.” SAD!

I can't hate! If I looked like Rihanna does in a bikini, I wouldn't even wear one! I'd be nekkid 24 hours a day. Rihanna is still enjoying her Hawaiian vacation and she continues to take her fans with her on her tropical adventure.

Rihanna posts pictures of herself in a bikini at least once a day. Whether she's in Hawaii, Barbados, or just in front of a green screen where she'll Photoshop a beach in later, the b!tch doesn't do modesty very well and she's eager to strip down.

Riri got on an elliptical machine and posed for the photo above. I admire her creativity.

Lindsay Lohan is still crashing parties! The New York Daily News reports that the Weinestein Company hosted a pre-Golden Globes party at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Jan. 11, and Lindsay snuck in through the hotel's back entrance!

Lindsay met up with A-listers like Michelle Williams and took photos with them. So shameless! Lohan has moved back to the Marmont, which may explain why she wasn't kicked out like us common folk would be. 

Lindz will also go before Judge Stephanie Sautner tomorrow for her second probation progress report. She has completed the 12 morgue visits and four psychotherapy sessions by Tuesday, which she was required to do. She has another hearing on February 15 and another on March 29.

"Should Lindsay slip up at any point, she gets 270 days behind bars," TMZ reports. More like 3 hours.

Photos: Wenn

Look at who is desperately trying to be relevant?! It's none other than Paris Hilton, a rocket scientist genius person who wants to gain our favor by bragging about how much money she has. Genius! Paris is on the cover of the UK's FHM issue since we no longer want her stank a*s on our magazine covers. In the issue she talks about her stacks.

"I'm involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at the moment. They've produced more than $1.3 billion in revenue since 2005."

Hilton continued: "I have 35 stores and 17 product lines. And then there's my racing team, my 14 fragrances and my new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain. It's going to have nightclubs, restaurants, bars, gyms. Everything."

Paris says that she's working on new music and there are "just so many great DJs right know. I should know, I've been to over 100 raves in the past year." She's also been arrested for having coke on her a year and a half ago. It's a shame Amy Winehouse had to go instead of Paris.

Kelly Clarkson may be posting messages on Twitter, pretending that she's well versed on politicians, but Rihanna knows how to properly use her account. Riri is in Barbados right now, where she'll be until after the new year, and she posted the photo below to remind fans that she's still sexy.

It's good to see that Rihanna is just as modest today as she's always been!

Sofia Vergara and Kim Kardashian are also well aware of what Twitter is for. If you got it, Tweet it!

Kim Kardashian posted a 2011 photo gallery on her website to remind us of what's most important in life: manicured beauty, big t!ts and an enormous a*s!

She also reminded us that she gets to hang out with people who actually have some talent, like Prince, who told her to get off his stage! Yes, Kimmy K re-posted a photo of herself at the Prince concert because she is that self-absorbed.

I gotta admit, I couldn't help myself. I had to go through Kimmy K's photos. She doesn't need a personality in still shots. Kim's post was titled "2011 in Twitpics: Part One." This gallery alone has 69 photos. And you thought your friends who live to take photos were annoying.

Erica Mena is a desperate fame whore who thinks she's more relevant than she is. Erica says that she was "completely misrepresented" in the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop which shows her cat fighting with fellow newcomer, Kimbella.

Erica blames Kimbella for cheapening the video vixen community by doing photoshoots and videos for free and for only doing modeling that consists of almost going completely nude.

Erica tells TMZ that editors "unfairly" portrayed her as the bad guy and Kimbella looked like an angel.

"My whole image in my career is now affected by this. I wanted them to pull this clip because I don’t want to show this side of me," Erica says.

Kim Kardashian is about as charitable as Newt Gingrich, so it's suspect that her self-absorbed, talentless self is in Haiti right now. Unlike Miley Cyrus who doesn't send out press releases when she does charity work, Kim and Kris Jenner went to Haiti and they had People magazine write about their good deed, of course.

The only thing Kim cares about is taking money from her fans and doing whatever it takes, like charity work, to look good so that she can keep fans happy, which allows her to take more of their money.

Kim and Kris will work with Prime Suspect star Maria Bellow, who co-founded the We Advance charity group. A Kardashian "source" said:

"[Kim] connected with Mario Bello and is [in Haiti]. Her intention was always to take the end of the year to focus on some of the other things that are important to her and this trip was one."

NOW Kim is suddenly pretending to care about someone other than herself, all the while pitching the story for PR purposes, and having articles written about how amazing she is?! Can we make sure that she never returns to the States please?

Someone needs to punch Dottie Sandusky in the throat and take away her laptop so she can't communicate. Jerry Sandusky's butch wife said that the alleged child rapist is innocent. WTF is wrong with the Sanduskys? Why are they always giving interviews?!!!

Dottie looks masculine. Makes sense.

Dottie released a statement through her lawyer that says she's been "shocked and dismayed by the allegations made against Jerry." She also said: "As the mother of six children, I have been devastated by these accusations." I need a translator. WTF is this dumb b!tch saying? "As a mother" she finds it devastating to hear that young children said they were abused, or is she saying that she knows that Jerry, the father of her kids, wouldn't harm other children?!

Dottie concluded with: "Our children, our extended family and friends know how much Jerry and I love kids and have always tried to help and care for them. We would never do anything to hurt them."

Apparently this story is all about Dottie! She continued: "I am so sad anyone would make such a terrible accusation which is absolutely untrue. We don't know why these young men have made these false accusations, but we want everyone to know they are untrue."

"We don't know why" these young men are saying they were abused? Maybe because they were? Just a thought, you pathetic b!tch!!