Theresa Rogers

... or moan.

Theresa Rogers is pushing 50 - she claims to be 47 but public records indicate that she's 49 - so unless she's a nun, she should know a thing or two about putting it down at that point. Theresa does, and she taught Tiger Woods how to work it.

Theresa is the only known mistress whose sexual affair began before Tiger got married and continued afterward. Hmmm... should Elin Nordegren be thanking her too?

“Theresa was crazy about Tiger. She just wanted to be the woman who schooled Tiger in the bedroom. She bragged, ‘I taught him everything he needed to know to be a great lover!’

Theresa has been married "several times" - this chick sounds stable - and she would talk to Tiger on the phone and text him, but she hasn't come forward about their intimate exchanges.

Maybe Theresa's waiting for the Today show like Jamie Jungers and Cori Rist? One of my guy friends learned everything he knows from a cougar too. I highly suggest that men take that route. Considering that porn stars and hookers say that Tiger is "amazing" in bed, cougars may just be the best teachers out there.

Tiger Woods is a phenomenal multi-tasker. Despite his hectic schedule, wifey and two children, he always finds the time to have sex. So far Tiger's type is any white woman who will have sex with him. Theresa Rogers fits the profile. However, she's in her 40s. Tiger Woods is 33.

Theresa was with Tiger before and after he married Elin. Theresa hired Rachel Uchitel's lawyer Gloria Allred last week. In other words, we're gonna hear much more from this cougar slut.

Theresa traveled with Tiger for the past FIVE YEARS. She would meet him in various cities for sex.

Is your head spinning? Here's the list of Tiger's b*tches compliments of Radaronline:

1.)    Rachel Uchitel

2.)    Jaimee Grubbs

3.)    Kalika Moquin

4.)    Cori Rist

5.)    Jamie Jungers

6.)    Mindy Lawton

7.)    Holly Sampson

8.)    Joslyn James

9.)    Loredena Jolie

10). Unidentified alleged mistress number 10 is a former cocktail waitress from Orlando now represented by lawyer.

11.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 11 is reported to be a "sexy" British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

12.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 12. is reported in a UK paper to be a "sex-addicted cougar."

13.) Julie Postle. Named by the New York Post, through her ex-boyfriend.

14. Theresa Rogers