Tiger Woods has made Steve Phillips look like the male Mother Theresa. The wealthy golfer with the nanny for a wife was sticking his personal golf club into every blonde hole within sight.

The newest Tiger Woods miistress is a porn star named Holly Sampson. Tiger's sluts Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers and Cori Rist have some of the ugliest names ever. Holly Sampson is much too plain. I think she's lying and her story is great publicity for her career.

Now if this isn't a fall from grace, then I don't know what is. Porn stars don't exactly practice safe sex. I'm sure that Elin is thrilled to learn about this one. Holly, 36, has appeared in 64 flicks with titles such as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Diary of a Horny Housewife." Hmmm... there aren't any actual details on this f*ckship, which seems suspect.

And here we. Go. Again.

Just when I'm trying to head out to the gym, more of Tiger Woods' hoes emerge. This time around we have some haggard stinky looking bitch with saggy tits.

Mindy Lawton is her name and she's giving deets on what happened between the sheets. "He wanted to spank me and pull my hair as we had sex. He liked me to talk dirty, but the hair-pulling really turned him on. Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love. He really did like it quite rough."

Cori Rist, 31, is the newest member of the Tiger Woods Homewreckers Association. Like many of Tiger's other b*tches, the iconic golfer met Cori at a club, Manhattan's Butter to be exact.

Their first hookup secured Cori's bootycall status, and for months she would hop on planes to wax Tiger's wood.

"They went on to another party. One thing led to another and, pretty soon, Tiger was flying her to hook up with him on tour."

For Tiger, the setup was always convenient.

"Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel. Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn't be seen coming into his room. It was the ultimate in luxury. The trouble is, he never wanted to leave the room."

After about six months of secrecy, Cori wanted out because she felt "caged." Cori won't confirm or deny these claims. When asked about Mr. Woods, Cori said that she has "No comment at this time."

Well, I've totally changed my view on cheating when it comes to Tiger Woods. There's like five other bitches who are supposed to come out. Sigh.

Las Vegas model, Jamie Jungers claims to be one of Tiger Woods' mistresses. According to Radar Online, Jamie sold her story will be featured in a British newspaper in what should be an explosive tell-all.

But Jamie isn't the last "other woman" we will be hearing from. Another alleged mistress from Orlando has also had Tiger's paws all over her. She has a lawyer and is ready to speak out.

Tiger Woods' other slut Jaimee Grubbs ironically has the same name as Ms. Jungers. The similarities end there, though. Jungers looks more like a young Barbie and Tiger's other chicks look like they spend plenty of time at the tanning salon and may have been under the knife, (Rachel Uchitel).

That's how you do it. If you're going to have multiple partners, why not have a little variety, although Tiger doesn't seem to want to have anything to do with the rainbow. He clearly has a very specific type.

Tiger also seems to favor women with very strange names: Uchitel, Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and now Jungers? They sound like medications or infections. I've got a bad case of the Grubbs and I need to take some Kalika Moquin for it.

The story and identity of another Tiger mistress is expected to be revealed within days. Tiger-Gate continues!

It's not all about ecstasy, kids. Ambien is also apparently great for sexy times too.

Rachel Uchitel told her friends that she and Tiger Woods liked to have sex while taking Ambien, a sleep aid drug used for insomnia.

Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'"

I can just hear horny folks talking to their doctors right now, complaining about how they suddenly just can't get any sleep.

Tiger Woods is a freak and he's got a great imagination.

Besides sexting Jaimee Grubbs that he's gonna wear her out when he sees her, he also sent Rachel Uchitel an email about having some threesome dream involving her and her former lovers Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz.

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament. I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

In the email Tiger sent he also said, "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien." So he's emailing in the middle of the night that he had some threesome dream about two dudes pounding his chick? I didn't know he had all that horny-ness in him. It's kind of impressive.

TMZ is so quick to jump on stories whenever a scandal emerges, that they'll say anything for more hits.

Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods did not make a business deal. Rachel wanted to cancel her press conference yesterday due to "fear and secrets."

Rachel became "scared for her safety" because she knows so much about Tiger, his alleged affairs and a variety of other Woods matters. Tiger confided in Rachel ... she knows specifics about "other women," as well as information about Tiger's marriage.

Rachel isn't afraid of Tiger, she just wants to disappear for a while. The whore has been shamed and Elin Nordegren has been spared. Too bad Tiger's other sluts won't STFU.

Rachel Uchitel's scheduled press conference for today was canceled after Tiger Woods agreed to pay her some hush money, allegedly.

Rachel Uchitel was texting Tiger when his wife Elin grabbed his phone and then called Rachel. That was the last time Rachel had corresponded with her former bed buddy. Last night, Rachel, Tiger, and his camp had a half hour chit chat.

Rachel, Tiger and his reps knew full well her original plan was to lie and deny the sexual relationship.

No financial deal has officially been made yet.

Jesper Parnevik is taking some responsibility for Elin Nordegren's turmoil. Jesper spoke with The Golf Channel yesterday and said that he regrets hooking Elin up with Tiger Woods.

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin. Since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her."

Ellen worked for Jesper as a nanny in 2001. She married Tiger in 2004 and they have two kids: Sam, 2, and son Charlie, 10 months.

I still think that cheating is overrated. It's not the end of the world. I don't like that Jesper throws Tiger under the bus, either. I wish I could marry a billionaire, have two kids and discover he cheated on me. Elin is lucky. There, I said it.

I hope Kalika Moquin is just trying to build hype for her press conference cause all of these sluts are liars.

Kalika met Tiger Woods in 2006 and they later began allegedly sleeping together. Kalika said, "Sometimes I'll deal with celebrities on my job on a day-to-day basis just to touch base with people, but it's completely untrue that there's anything more than a professional."

A source is standing by the allegations, saying, "She was absolutely sleeping with him. She brags about it!" the insider says. The married golfer, 33, even "stayed an extra night in Vegas to spend time with [Moquin]."

Two other sluts were also reportedly fighting over who would go home with Tiger during the October weekend of Kalika's most recent hookup.