Tina Fey appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and she told the man whore that she didn't become a woman until she married her husband when she was 24.
Tina was hilarious, talking about the "gay magic" that was involved in getting her dolled up for her Harper's Bazaar photoshoot, but when Dave went on to talk about celebrities who lost their virginity later in life, Tina got a little uncomfy. Tina blamed her late blooming on her Christian values or being homely.
You know all those girls who were getting poked at 14 are single mothers of three kids, waiting in anticipation for their welfare checks or living with their parents after their ex pulled a Jon Gosselin and moves onto a barely legal bimbo.
There was one central theme that was brought up throughout the pre-show and last night's Emmys: Kanye West is one of the biggest jackasses of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Emmy host Neil Patrick Harris said, "Here's hoping Kanye West likes 30 Rock!"
Christina Applegate told Ryan Seacrest,"I just have to wonder: Who's gonna pull a Kanye?"
Justin Timberlake won an Emmy for his hilarious work on Saturday Night Live. Before Tina Fey, who picked up a trophy alongside him, said anything, Justin got on the mic and said, "Imma let you finish."
And Grey Gardens' Ken Howard said he's relieved that his acceptance speech wasn't interrupted by any Congressman or rappers.
But that wasn't all. Before the show Survivor host Jeff Probst said he's "pulling a Kanye!" if Ryan Seacrest wins for best reality show host (Jeff won, btw) and Alec Baldwin told E! that he wouldn't be pulling a Kanye.
Here's the complete list of the 2009 Golden Globe Awards winners. Oh, and Sasha Baron Cohen got booed for his joke about Madonna's ex hubby, Guy Ritchie - link is at the bottom of this post. But if you want the skinny on the best and worst moments of the show, you can find 'em here
I didn't watch the show unfortunately, but I did watch Slumdog Millionaire a few weeks ago. It's always fun to watch a movie then see that it wins an award thingy. The show was also a win/win for Kate Winslet who won two awards - one for her fierceness in Revolutionary Road, the other for The Reader. Slumdog Millionaire cleaned up, winning a trophy for Best Drama, Best Screenplay, Best Score, and Best Director and Heath Ledger scored with The Dark Knight!
FILM SUPPORTING ACTRESS Presented by Jennifer Lopez Winner: Kate Winslet - The Reader
FILM ORIGINAL SONG Presented by Sting Winner: "The Wrestler" - The Wrestler - Bruce Springsteen
TV SUPPORTING ACTOR Presented by Simon Baker and Eva Longoria Winner: Tom Wilkinson - John Adams
TV SUPPORTING ACTRESS Presented by Simon Baker and Eva Longoria Winner: Laura Dern - Recount
TV DRAMA ACTOR Presented by Zac Efron and Hayden Panettiere Winner: Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
TV DRAMA ACTRESS Presented by Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto Winner: Anna Paquin - True Blood
FILM ANIMATED FEATURE Presented by the Jonas Brothers Winner: WALL-E
FILM COMEDY ACTRESS Presented by Johnny Depp Winner: Sally Hawkins - Happy-Go-Lucky
TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Presented by Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange Winner:
John Adams
FILM SUPPORTING ACTOR Presented by Demi Moore Winner: Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM Presented by Colin Farrell Winner: Waltz with Bashir (Vals im Bashir) - Israel
TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ACTRESS Presented by Aaron Eckhart and Maggie Gyllenhaal Winner: Laura Linney -
John Adams
FILM SCREENPLAY Presented by Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen Winner: Slumdog Millionaire - Simon Beaufoy
Sarah Palin whored herself out on SNL this Saturday, earning the show its "highest ratings in 14 years. That's 17 million pairs of eyeballs strong during the first half hour, all! :)
What did you think? I enjoyed the opening skit (video above). I didn't watch the news segment (video below), cause my internet connection is slow right now. I'm sure it's hilarious.
SNL brought up some important points in Sarah Palin and Joe Biden's responses. My very favorite Sarah Palin answer is where she mentions teenage marriage. Ooooohhhh! I don't wanna give too much away, though. And Queen Latifah made me lmao because I think she genuinely thought this shiz was funny and was trying to hide it. Perfection! :)
"Oprah Winfrey's presence on 30 Rock makes this episode a television event," Teri Weinberg, executive vice president, NBC Entertainment, said in a statement.
"She is a true legend in her own time, and in this comedy's tradition, it provides the perfect showcase for stars of her renowned status. We are all thrilled."
Tina Fey says,
"Oprah is very funny in the episode, and we are beyond grateful to have her. Also, I would like to announce that we are officially best friends."
BFF Gayle King said,
Winfrey has "acting skills. She's an Academy Award nominee! So she has acting chops. But I think the role of Oprah Winfrey suits her best ... Oprah and Tina together: Hilarious. H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S."
"H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S. Lots of A's," she added. "That was done deliberately for emphasis."
LMAO at myself for posting all these damn quotes from two sources. Oprah's fierce, that's about all I needed to say. :)
Tina Fey has Sarah Palin down pat - from the nasal congested voice to the facial expressions and the stupidity - that's pretty much all bloggers are talkin' about. As if Amy Poehler isn't standing next to her and doing one spot-on Hillary Clinton.
Okay, well maybe all the attention should be on Tina because Sarah cops her style, (her bi-focals) and her... uh, nothing else. Definitely not her humor or her brains.
Btw, Sarah Palin didn't get her FIRST passport until 2006 before she ran for governor. The woman is a foreign affairs expert.
Comedienne Tina Fey regrets slamming Paris Hilton as "a piece of s---" during a radio interview on Howard Stern's Sirius radio show in late 2006.
Fey says, "I regret sinking to that level of discourse. But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored. I work with people who have 12, 13, 14-year-old girls, who are fascinated by her. They look up to her, and that's not great. You can buy videotapes in which you can see her bejanis! There's a whole generation of girls in Hollywood who think that they can say stuff in the press and make it true. It's not just Paris, a whole bunch of them do."
I find it suspect that Tina would say, "I regret sinking to that level of discourse... by the way, Paris is a terrible young woman.'
But yep, it's a shame young girls look up to sluts, famous or not. I'm not so sure Paris has a huge affect on how young girls conduct themselves, they have a lot of pressure from everywhere. I won't blame Paris for shit, really. I used to not like Paris Hilton but now I don't really give a shit about her.
Hmmm, who do I not like?... that's easy, Eva Longwhoria. And I do think Paris is a good role model when it comes to one thing - she doesn't got no tits. She has small boobs but unlike many famous and non-famous females, she hasn't gotten breast implants. She doesn't deserve an award for that, but I think she's a good example, at least in that way. Tina needs to get off Paris' nips.
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