One is multi-talented, the other's only talent is her hotness, but Eva Longoria and Tina Fey have tied Forbes magazine's list.
Between May 2010 and May 2011, Eva and Tina each pocketed an impressive $13 million. Shocker! Who is Eva sexing at ABC cause she can't even act to save her life. Eva makes her money because of all the syndication profits she makes, Tina Fey also makes money from syndication. Interesting.
Longoria's Housewives costars didn't fare too poorly, either. Marcia Cross ranked third on Forbes' list, raking in $10 million, while Felicity Huffman and Teri Hatcher landed in a fifth-place tie having earned $9 million.
The List:
Eva Longoria and Tina Fey, $13 million Marcia Cross, Mariska Hargitay and Marg Helgenberger, $10 million Teri Hatcher and Felicity Huffman, $9 million Courteney Cox and Ellen Pompeo, $7 million Julianna Margulies, $6 million
Tina Fey, 41, gave birth to daughter Penelope Athena Richmond on Wednesday, her rep confirms. The 30 Rock star has a 5 year-old daughter Alice.
Tina told Ellen DeGeneres that she and her husband wanted to wait until the baby arrived to find out its gender.
"I'm just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom," Fey said at the time.
The comedian also called her second pregnancy "easy."
Tina announced her pregnancy on an April episode of the Oprah show.
Congrats to the happy Richmond family! I like this broad so much that I can't even talk sh!t about her naming her daughter Penelope, although I'd like to. Can't wait for the baby pics.
There's going to be a new little comedian joining the Tina Fey/Jeff Richmond household. During a taping for The Oprah Winfrey Show Wednesday, Tina revealed she's pregnant with her second child!
Tina and her husband Jeff also have a 5-year-old daughter named Alice. Tina's rep confirmed the pregnancy news with People magazine and said that she's 5 months along.
We're on a path to the entire female celebrity population being pregnant by the end of 2011. Bring it b!tches. The more babies, the merrier!
Unlike Sarah Palin, Tina Fey is a genius. The comedienne reprised her popular Sarah Palin character on SNL this week and this long skit is the Date Night star's funniest to date.
Tina introduces viewers to the "Sarah Palin Network" which features hilarious shows with ridiculous themes. The scary thing about this is that fame addict Sarah Palin, who will star in new reality show "Sarah Palin's Alaska," would probably be interested in doing something like this. I betcha the Alaska Governor dropout creamed when she watched this skit. I also think Palin became absolutely livid with the sketch also and, like Michael Lohan, we can probably expect Sarah P. to launch some sort of nonsensical self-righteous response about SNL being sexiest and Tina being inaccurate and unfunny.
This skit is not to be missed, and we've posted it after the jump. Enjoy!
Justin Bieber guest starred on Saturday Night Live this weekend with Tina Fey and his SNL debut was a success.
The skits worked well with the adorable teen sensation. Tina Fey was great and Justin was funny. I'm guessing he'll be back in the future when he has something else to promote, and I wouldn't exactly fall outta my seat if he begins to transition into acting soon. He's a charmer; and for the time being, he is definitely here to stay. You can check Biebs out for yourself after the jump.
Tina Fey appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and she told the man whore that she didn't become a woman until she married her husband when she was 24.
Tina was hilarious, talking about the "gay magic" that was involved in getting her dolled up for her Harper's Bazaar photoshoot, but when Dave went on to talk about celebrities who lost their virginity later in life, Tina got a little uncomfy. Tina blamed her late blooming on her Christian values or being homely.
You know all those girls who were getting poked at 14 are single mothers of three kids, waiting in anticipation for their welfare checks or living with their parents after their ex pulled a Jon Gosselin and moves onto a barely legal bimbo.
There was one central theme that was brought up throughout the pre-show and last night's Emmys: Kanye West is one of the biggest jackasses of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Emmy host Neil Patrick Harris said, "Here's hoping Kanye West likes 30 Rock!"
Christina Applegate told Ryan Seacrest,"I just have to wonder: Who's gonna pull a Kanye?"
Justin Timberlake won an Emmy for his hilarious work on Saturday Night Live. Before Tina Fey, who picked up a trophy alongside him, said anything, Justin got on the mic and said, "Imma let you finish."
And Grey Gardens' Ken Howard said he's relieved that his acceptance speech wasn't interrupted by any Congressman or rappers.
But that wasn't all. Before the show Survivor host Jeff Probst said he's "pulling a Kanye!" if Ryan Seacrest wins for best reality show host (Jeff won, btw) and Alec Baldwin told E! that he wouldn't be pulling a Kanye.
Here's the complete list of the 2009 Golden Globe Awards winners. Oh, and Sasha Baron Cohen got booed for his joke about Madonna's ex hubby, Guy Ritchie - link is at the bottom of this post. But if you want the skinny on the best and worst moments of the show, you can find 'em here
I didn't watch the show unfortunately, but I did watch Slumdog Millionaire a few weeks ago. It's always fun to watch a movie then see that it wins an award thingy. The show was also a win/win for Kate Winslet who won two awards - one for her fierceness in Revolutionary Road, the other for The Reader. Slumdog Millionaire cleaned up, winning a trophy for Best Drama, Best Screenplay, Best Score, and Best Director and Heath Ledger scored with The Dark Knight!
FILM SUPPORTING ACTRESS Presented by Jennifer Lopez Winner: Kate Winslet - The Reader
FILM ORIGINAL SONG Presented by Sting Winner: "The Wrestler" - The Wrestler - Bruce Springsteen
TV SUPPORTING ACTOR Presented by Simon Baker and Eva Longoria Winner: Tom Wilkinson - John Adams
TV SUPPORTING ACTRESS Presented by Simon Baker and Eva Longoria Winner: Laura Dern - Recount
TV DRAMA ACTOR Presented by Zac Efron and Hayden Panettiere Winner: Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
TV DRAMA ACTRESS Presented by Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto Winner: Anna Paquin - True Blood
FILM ANIMATED FEATURE Presented by the Jonas Brothers Winner: WALL-E
FILM COMEDY ACTRESS Presented by Johnny Depp Winner: Sally Hawkins - Happy-Go-Lucky
TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Presented by Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange Winner:
John Adams
FILM SUPPORTING ACTOR Presented by Demi Moore Winner: Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM Presented by Colin Farrell Winner: Waltz with Bashir (Vals im Bashir) - Israel
TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ACTRESS Presented by Aaron Eckhart and Maggie Gyllenhaal Winner: Laura Linney -
John Adams
FILM SCREENPLAY Presented by Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen Winner: Slumdog Millionaire - Simon Beaufoy
Sarah Palin whored herself out on SNL this Saturday, earning the show its "highest ratings in 14 years. That's 17 million pairs of eyeballs strong during the first half hour, all! :)
What did you think? I enjoyed the opening skit (video above). I didn't watch the news segment (video below), cause my internet connection is slow right now. I'm sure it's hilarious.
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